• This girl I'm OBSESSED WITH smoke Cigs
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she's 16 and already smoking cigarettes. the OP is getting a lucky break with any amount of naivety she has. he's going to have to pick a lesson to learn very soon.
Oh yeah OP, save up for a carton of her favorite squares and make her suck your dick for them. She will do it if she truly is addicted to them.
this whole thread is a joke
So what, I've dated/hooked up with lots of girls who smoked cigarettes. I just tell them they can't have a kiss for an hour or two after they smoke. Always ended up making them smoke less and in a weird way it made them want me more since I wouldn't kiss back. I still don't understand why girls like the whole "make it a challenge" but it sure works. Really sucks to see them smoke because even the pretty ones do. Seeing them waste their looks like that made it just awful to see.
[QUOTE=Shiftyze;33280693]So what, I've dated/hooked up with lots of girls who smoked cigarettes. I just tell them they can't have a kiss for an hour or two after they smoke. Always ended up making them smoke less and in a weird way it made them want me more since I wouldn't kiss back. I still don't understand why girls like the whole "make it a challenge" but it sure works. Really sucks to see them smoke because even the pretty ones do. Seeing them waste their looks like that made it just awful to see.[/QUOTE] cmon, girls can have who ever they want, all they gotta do is flash their titties and they'd be in with anyone a guy that makes themselves a challenge on the other hand; it gives them the same feeling of chase we get when they wont just let us in
[QUOTE=Sprite;33279390]This girl I'm OBSESSED WITH smoke Cigs. She's giving me he grace of talking to her. We've come close and she's tested my sexuality... Ok. i'm obsessed with this girl. She is my drug. but I want her to stop cigarettes. I was thinking of some how removing the tobacco in the cigarettes and slowly diluting the amount of stuff in it each time and fill it with something else (even weed i guess) weed isn't dangerous... cigs are. is this a good method? she's been smoking for 2 years. age 16 now how fast should I ween her off them? like a year? she's still got a lot of years ahead of her. so it doesn't need to happen immediately. i just have to get control of her cigarette supply (and I'm gonna need a fuck load of weed if that's gonna be my filler. ... ok, what's a better filler?) a filler that is close to "turkish royals" (the camel brand) tastes the same (w/e that means) please. this girl is ... so perfect for me. help[/QUOTE] nerd
I read your post and thought "creep". Fix that, dude.
I'm not sure why you'd want to stop her. Whatever attraction you have for her is multiplied by at least 200% due to her smoking. Her coolness is also increased by at least 400%. I'm completely fine with these anti-smoking campaigns, but the biggest lie they tell you is that smoking doesn't make you look cool.
its a complex thing, smoking is cool but if you do it to be cool youre a tool but if you dont give a fuck your coolness rating is boosted tenfold
I dunno why anyone in their right mind would smoke cigarettes today, tobacco, sure, but cigarettes, no. Just wasted money... plus all the shit that's in them... but regardless if you love her, who cares if she smokes, if it bothers you, ask her not to do it in front of you, and if she refuses, compromise, and if there cant be a compromise, then she's not on the same page as you and she doesn't love you. Also If you're as naive as to try and trick someone out of smoking cigarettes, you're not ready for a real relationship...
So how much are you paying that therapist exactly? I'm gonna go ahead and guess way too fucking much.
its a therapist of course he's paying too much
[QUOTE=Mac2468;33282545]its a therapist of course he's paying too much[/QUOTE] since health care providers dont count mental illness/health as being as important as physical health they dont cover psychiatry/therapy. So thats why people end up paying so much to see these people, which is why im capitalizing on it as a career, Ahahahhahaha, give me all your money you sick bastards.
Man, I would hate to date you if I were a girl. We aren't even going out yet and you're already trying to control me and my habits. Shit man just talk to her about it.
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;33282784]since health care providers dont count mental illness/health as being as important as physical health they dont cover psychiatry/therapy. So thats why people end up paying so much to see these people, which is why im capitalizing on it as a career, Ahahahhahaha, give me all your money you sick bastards.[/QUOTE] i was thinking about going into that field i was also thinking about becoming an author [editline]15th November 2011[/editline] i was also thinking about disappearing and living on an uncharted island somewhere in the ocean growing massive weed fields a man can dream huh?
[QUOTE=Mac2468;33283283]i was thinking about going into that field i was also thinking about becoming an author[/QUOTE] public health care, its more of a business than a service. If you really want to make good money fast go into pharmacy/pharmacology. Im going to go for a doctorate in clinical psychology.
So she smokes. Big fucking deal. you'll break up within a year anyway, just like 99.9% of all teenage relationships
[QUOTE=bootv2;33283611]thank you for the stereotyping.[/QUOTE] I wasn't stereotyping...
Yea I realise that not everyone is like that, I know people have varying degrees of aspergers but OP is definetly acting odd so if he does actually have aspergers it would explain a lot.
go see a doctor.
[QUOTE=/B/rother;33283724]go see a doctor.[/QUOTE] op is gonna learn like everyone else, some have to go through it, others just get it already.
Noone is ever gonna be able to get someone to quit smoking. People are either gonna keep smoking, get disgusted by their habit by their forties and stop or will have the strenght to quit while still young
Okay i'll give OP some serious tips now that the discussion isn't just a massive joke If you're disgusted by the habbit; let her know, talk to her about it. Ask her not to do it infront of you because you don't like it. NEVER try to force your ways on someone else; not only does it make you an incredible dick, but it's also completely ignorant of the fact that everyone lives their own lives and has their own conciousness. Think of how you would feel if your girlfriend tried to say, (and now I know this is an unfitting example) get you to stop masturbating all together by replacing your lube with chili sauce. The point is, Live your own life; let her know what you're comfortable with and what you're not comfortable with. The only way to have a healthy relationship is to be completely honest, and if there's ever a reason why you can't be completely honest with your significant other then you're fucking doing it wrong(especially in this case, I mean seriously; how hard is it to say "I don't like smoking can you not do it around me please"), so either man the fuck up, stop being a pussy and just talk to her; or accept that you're not "perfect" for eachother and move on with your life
haaaaaaaa what a creep a++ thread would show to my friends [editline]15th November 2011[/editline] nah i'm just kidding :) [sp]i don't have any friends[/sp]
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;33285875]haaaaaaaa what a creep a++ thread would show to my friends [editline]15th November 2011[/editline] nah i'm just kidding :) [sp]i don't have any friends[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]dd is your friends[/sp]
if she doesn't want to quit, then there is nothing you can do. leave her alone.
My girl smokes, I'm not keen on it, but I smoke myself so I can't really complain. We don't smoke much (she smokes maybe a few more than me) and we will normally share cigarettes. I'd love to stop smoking myself, if I have time off work then I can normally go days without smoking. But all of her housemates smoke so I don't think she'll stop anytime soon. Maybe I can try and talk her into try quitting with me over christmas.
Hey I need to quit smoking, you can put weed in my cigs if you want! (please)
[QUOTE=bootv2;33286723]good luck man.[/QUOTE] Thanks buddy. Anyone else want to join me in a group effort to stop smoking cigarettes over christmas. We can have our own thread where we can share ideas on how to stop or log the amount of cigarettes we have like people counting calories at Weight Watchers. Could call it Fag Fighters or something. I would start now, except I'm working night shifts so it's hard :v:
[QUOTE=Doozle;33287126]Thanks buddy. Anyone else want to join me in a group effort to stop smoking cigarettes over christmas. We can have our own thread where we can share ideas on how to stop or log the amount of cigarettes we have like people counting calories at Weight Watchers. Could call it Fag Fighters or something. I would start now, except I'm working night shifts so it's hard :v:[/QUOTE] count me the fuck in.
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