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well you just got that promotion you've been wanting, so a year from now have you moved up again? are you still at extreme plastics working your ass off 14 hours a day? have you decided what you wanted out of life yet 20 years old no college. I hope you at least have a nice car by now maybe that 2014 Nissan 370z you were looking at? you still with Crystal? I hope I have good news from myself a year from now.

Dear Present You (Future Me), IF YOU HAVEN'T WORKED ON NICK ELDRITCH GET ON THAT SHIT BITCH. JESUS CHRIST. Hope 2014 was better than 2013, Present Me (Past You)

Dear the fucking retard that I am, Did you save up money ? Have you ditched your classmate friends for no reason like you do every year ? Did you get any project done ? And the most important one HAVE YOU PLAYED THE FUCKING STEAM GAMES YOU BOUGHT 5 YEARS AGO ? See you in 2015, SSB4 is gonna be total trash. Me.

To the future me Did you get your best friend back? Find someone in life? Or at least get over your social anxiety? If not then damn, I was right about this year being horrible. From present me, 1/3/14

Did 2014 suck as much cock as 2013 did?

Did i do better in school? Am i more happy? did i make any new friends?

Hang in there buddy.

Hope you lost that pesky wait, hope you stopped giving a shit about what people think of you, also hopefully you fully recovered from vocal nodules. Mostly I hope you're happy. edit: *weight oh and hopefully you'll be as good as a speller as you used to be. prior to this year (2013)

Dear future me, Did you get a better job yet you lazy hack?

Dear 2015 CoolCorky, here's last year's message for convenience: [QUOTE=CoolCorky;39057138]Another year, another one of these Facepunch threads. As fun as they are, they won't be interesting until the year in which you can reply to the previous year's message with "I WISH I COULD HAVE WARNED YOU". However, since the world didn't end the other week in a media frenzy which essentially boiled down to "Hey! This calendar ends on 31st December 2013! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THEN", it won't be this year. But more about you. Or me. Or whoever we're going to refer to ourselves as in this post. semester 1 of university is complete, and holy shit was it a walk in the park. Hopefully you'll be able to say the same about semester 1 of your second year (provided you haven't been killed or sectioned or something before then). Although really, what the fuck do I care? Whether or not you're doing well is none of my concern, that's a year away. So with that in mind, let's talk about something both of us [i]will[/i] give a shit about: Chicks. Fortunately we've got none of this "ask her on a date yet?" or "try to find a girlfriend" or similar whiny bullshit. You may remember that being at university changed you with regards to relationships, or to put it bluntly: you're currently having lots of casual sex and fucking loving it. Make sure you don't change that, you magnificent bastard. Also, make sure you keep your bros close. Not just the ones I mentioned in 2012, we've got some more additions to the list: Cormac, Ben, Stan, Jonny, Jess, Emma, et. al. Chances are you're going to be living with these folks next year though, so you'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to forget them (especially if you're still banging one of them as you are at the moment. Not this very moment of course, that would make it rather hard to ttpypopoeww Ahem. Sorry about that. But you know what else we should give a fuck about? OUR INTERESTS. As always, you still have more music than sense (and occasionally food), and I honestly don't expect that to change and won't hold it against you at all if it doesn't. You're currently listening to Blackjazz by Shining (NOR), an absolute mindfuck of an album that I hope still holds its proud position on your limited university CD shelf, because it's fucking awesome. And I tell you what: I really do hope you've paid more attention to metal releases in 2013, as there's so much awesome stuff you missed out on in 2012. But enough about music, how about TV? Holy fucking TV. Basically you've been watching Doctor Who almost religiously of late, so I honestly don't know if there'll be any of it left to watch by the time you read this. Although the 50th anniversary special will have been on about a month ago, so lemme know what that was like. Oh yeah, and you finally bought and played Binding of Isaac today (£0.99 in Steam sale, can't go wrong with that). I wonder if you're still playing it? Gigs! Still an integral part of your hobbies, I hope. Let's see, what have you been to in 2013 that you already knew about when you wrote this? Well, we've got Steven Wilson coming up on 3rd March. There's also a couple of smaller bands (like Astra) in the spring and Bloodstock isn't looking to swell this year, so you'll probably have given that a miss. There is of course, that one. The big one. The one you've mentioned in these fucking time capsule posts for three years or some stupid amount of time like that: Rush. Yep, 30th May will be the day you finally get to see your favourite band, and if you fucking dare tell me it was anything short off ball-tingling, I will hunt you down. Which would probably be quite easy, but there you go. What else have we got this year? I honestly can't think of anything. No doubt you'll throw together some other similar Holland-like trip over the summer, so let me know what the rest of this extremely dorky-sounding year was like (because seriously, 2012 was like the year of opportunity, when so much cool shit was happening, but [i]2013[/i]? Who gives a fuck about [i]2013[/i]? See you next year, future knobhead. Past knobhead out. Oh yeah, 15,771 posts right now. Last year it was 15,633. Year before that it was 8,995. What the fuck were we doing in 2011?[/QUOTE] Okay, so it's this shite again (you say shite now, it's that Scottish influence). It's midway through year 2 of university. Only another three and a half years left before you're in the big, scary, tax-paying world. But enough of that for now. Semester 1 of year 2 has been sort of difficult, but that's on account of all the fucking maths! I'm pretty sure we signed up for a physics degree, so please tell me why we're studying flipping prime numbers? Anyway, I dumped real analysis next semester in lieu of a programming course, so let me know how that went. It's not just work we've been doing this semester though, nosiree. Class representative in Physics? Check. Founding and running a real ale society? Check. Shaving head a growing a beard (it was terrifying and made you look like a rapist)? Check. Yeah, it turns out all that stuff you were going on about doing last year were just being saved for this year. So that's something. I hope you're still with Jess. I really, sincerely do. You seem happy at the moment, and I don't see any reason in my dimly-lit refuge of January 2014 why it shouldn't continue. By next year you should have ditched your sad-act flatmates in favour of something a little more homely. Just remember, do try and keep in touch with those friends who matter. You know the ones I mean. Media! We're currently listening to that covers album Peter Gabriel finally got around to doing. It's pretty good. There's also some catching up we've still to do of 2013 albums, but your interest in music has fallen by the wayside somewhat this year. It's no bad thing; priorities change as you get older, as they say. As for TV, Doctor Who is still kickass (including Day of the Eyebrows and "KIDNEYS! HOW FUCKING IMPRESSIVE"). You got into Breaking Bad this year, too, at last. Keep watching it until the end, it's just starting to get good. There's not really much to say (or I can't be arsed to write more now, let it be known that the CoolCorky of 4th January 2014 was fucking exhausted), so I'll leave it there. Enjoy the year.

Please in detail tell me how I lose my virginity. Because I'll make you lose my virginity.

whats up me? hows it hangin? did you learn css bhop yet? also, have you gotten to gold ak on cs go yet? cya around future me

Please don't spend all of my birthday and Christmas money. I need it :3

Remember that it was the 1st in Japan for awhile now, continue to feel bad.

I hope you've done something this year, unlike the last ones. I also hope that you're more confident and still learning russian. Got a drivers license yet? Know more people yet? I fucking hope you haven't fucked up anything or missed any more great opportunities.

How many shit games did you buy this year?

God damnit, I forgot to post in last years thread got the last last years one: [QUOTE=wewt!;27130501]Hey, The Game Sincerely, you P.S.: happy new years[/QUOTE] fucking cunt and the last years one: [quote=2013 me]'sup nigger. I hope you haven't started smoking again, I just quit damn you. You have better taken her out to some coffee, I hope you ditched the weird bi chick you made out with, or rather that she didn't chase you any. Try to find out if the girl that pissed herself is ok, and that your best friend is still together with the best guy she ever found yet. And if you haven't gotten accepted to that school, you best fuck off ok happy 2013 :) edit: (and try to reconcile with that guy and your ex)[/quote] I've started smoking again, we never lasted for very long anyway. Did I take her out to some coffee? I can't remember who "her" is you vague fuck. But If it is who I think it is, no, didn't do anything intelligent regarding relationships at all that year. I DID ditch the weird bi chick, it was weird because I invited her for some coffee because people were talking about what happened (yeah that kiddy shit), and she said to me that it wasn't even a big deal that we didn't even do anything much and that she doesn't know who went around and told everyone (that was the second and last time I've ever talked to her so you can rest at ease). Then I found out that [I]she[/I] was the one who went around and told everyone. Hue hue. Didn't get accepted, I fucked off and got accepted the next year. 2013 was one of the most rough years I've ever had. Too much bad feels man, saw so many dead ends I nearly went down and lost contact with a lot of friends, some of them even got way too into alcohol like so many other people in this city. People forget how dangerous it is just because it's legal. It ended nicely though, met some nice people. ANYWAYS. Future me, here's a recap of my past year. I'm now 20, and I got us into design college. We've had a rough year, and had I been good enough we would've been in college a year ago, but fuck it, we had to study and learn for a year before we got in. But we got in, bitch. ~90 applicants, 25 spots and we got in, never even knowing how many points we got because the letter got lost. Our second choice, Design Engineering had too little applicants and fell apart, remember that? But there we got 4th place in the entrance exams, the first time you've ever felt any academic success in eight years. [THIS IS ME MAKING PARAGRAPHS BECAUSE I KNOW WE'RE DYSLEXIC CUNTS] Remember how good that felt? Remember how you didn't feel it was good enough and wanted to be the best? I hope that hasn't changed in your second year in college. I also remember the start of this year, holy shit I wish we hadn't banged that woman OH my goodness that was NOT okay. She was hot and everything and left you scratches on your back but don't ever get involved with somebody that insane (unless they have bigger boobs then maybe). Luckily after that we met her. Past you has ended a five month long relationship with her, his ninth girlfriend 20 days ago, the best relationship I've had to date, and I have yet to regret ending it. Make sure that the latter part doesn't change, though I doubt it will. Anyways, don't bang any of your classmates. That would just be the worst idea ever dude I don't even need to explain that one. Focus on your college work, I'm about to work all night and day because I procrastinated, we always made do, but try to do better. Are you on the top of your class? We had a rough start, coming from being a machinist to a graphic designer wasn't as easy as we thought, but we're still in the top group in our class, but you know that isn't good enough right? Well hopefully you're going "I know MOM geez" and are at LEAST in the top three. Next year we move from classical work to full on digital, where we always dominated like mad cunts, but don't forget we're not the only ones that do. [FUCK THIS IS A LOT OF PARAGRAPHS] Anyways, that's that. While I wait for us to meet again, I'm going to try and make us nicer and more caringLOL just kidding actually I'm going to focus on us working harder and getting to the top of our class, also we're getting a job (or at least put money aside) during the holidays so we can get a medium intuos tablet, it'd be a nice upgrade from our used small bamboo, though not really a necessary one. I'm not worried about our personality, it wasn't any good to begin with but I know that when you read this you'll know that we've changed for the better (or not). LATER BITCH.

Do u even lift bro?

Cuntbag have you killed everyone yet?

stop fucking procrastinating jesus christ also don't get fired on your first day at work

Hey shitcunt! If you didn't die yet, GOOD FOR YOU! At this moment I hope you have achieved at least 70% of the following: 1) Don't lose your job 2) Don't masturbate more than 2x a day 3) Learn jQuery 4) Write a video game in c++ SDL 5) Get a gf 6) Finish the goblin gentelman 3D art project 7) Learn wing anatomy and how to fucking draw it 8) And ffs get over Anti!

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;43428105]Cuntbag have you killed everyone yet?[/QUOTE] Did you help this guy killing everyone?

I just hope by a year from now I can stop dwelling on the past and bad decisions i've made / stupid things i've said. Life's too short for regrets especially when you're young like me (18/19)

Hey self, keeping up the tradition. Hope you're well and that things have been looking up for you. Been through some shitty times but I know you can pull through. Cheers. Also, get some subway if possible.

remember to buy more orange juice

how was your parents divorce i hope your new home is okay

Have you gotten over that girl yet, are you done being a little bitch when you get your feelings hurt? Also, I hope you stopped getting so angry and stressed over things. Calm down. PS: Don't remove this from your bookmarks.