[QUOTE=Tetsmega;21458380]You should cosplay as a tick.[/QUOTE]
Late. In. Town.
Wait, why the hell would you use a lighter to get a tick of your dick anyway? That shit is just begging for trouble. Use tweezers or something, Jesus man.
Ok, now it is a comic. Enjoy.
That must've sucked.
[QUOTE=keatinator;21458418]That must've sucked.[/QUOTE]
Was that a pun? That dick sure enjoyed sucking (the blood out of) my dick. Must have been juicy (with blood)
I had a tick on my balls from going prone in the woods playing with airsoft guns. I pulled that bitch off, but damn it hurt like hell.
[img]http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2783/fapf.jpg[/img]
I win?
what's up with facepunchers with insects on their dicks?
next thing you know postal will make a thread with a shit ton of insects on his dick
[QUOTE=zydos;21458478][img]http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2783/fapf.jpg[/img]
I win?[/QUOTE]
Yes, you win. I haven't laughed so hard since Whoami was around.
:D
Itsy bitsy spi-oh damn that won't work here.
I think you should get that checked out.
[QUOTE=Ithae;21458431]Was that a pun? That dick sure enjoyed sucking (the blood out of) my dick. Must have been juicy (with blood)[/QUOTE]
Actually no it wasn't implied to be a pun until I realised what I said and thought it was appropriate.
who the fuck sprays febreeze around before they wack it
5/10 almost there see me after class for help
[QUOTE=Octave;21458887]who the fuck sprays febreeze around before they wack it[/QUOTE]
What is febreeze?
[QUOTE=keatinator;21458957]What is febreeze?[/QUOTE]
:|
[QUOTE=keatinator;21458957]What is febreeze?[/QUOTE]
:downs:
I got a tick on my dick- but don't call me a Tickdick
How can anyone be that bad at drawing?
That's the joke.
[QUOTE=zydos;21459030]:|[/QUOTE]
I'm being serious, I've never heard of it before. Or is it that stuff guys use to put on their penises to numb them a bit so they last longer while having sex?
[QUOTE=keatinator;21459352]I'm being serious, I've never heard of it before. Or is it that stuff guys use to put on their penises to numb them a bit so they last longer while having sex?[/QUOTE]
Yeah man, spray that's meant for cleaning your windows gives me such a fucking hard on and makes me last longer. They should use that shit in porno I swear.
[QUOTE=w 1 z;21459382]Yeah man, spray that's meant for cleaning your windows gives me such a fucking hard on and makes me last longer. They should use that shit in porno I swear.[/QUOTE]
Oh so it's a window cleaning spray. See I told you guys I didn't know what it was. We have different products over here.
Why the fuck did you think it was a good idea to bring a flame anywhere near your dick? Isnt that just asking to lose it?
Reminds me of my "similar" experience.
"A Cockroach just ruined my next 6 months of fapping!"
It was a thread I made in GD about a cockroach that crawled on my dick whilst I fapped and me not noticing because of my Jeans.
Facepunch found it hilarious and gave me like 700 funnies. I thought it was a horrible horrible tale of horridness.
Here's a comic KrispyKunt made about the event. NSFW
[url]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1255/ohgodck5.png[/url]
Also, why the fuck would you burn it off? It like, regurgitates and shit. Just take it off carefully.
Ever mistake a tick in your ass for a hemorrhoid? I did..
[img]http://xrayvision.today.com/files/2009/04/patrick-warburton-the-tick.jpg[/img]
[I]Remember kids, don't put your stick ablaze when you see me![/I]
I'm laughing really hard right now.
But I feel sorry for you OP.
But I'm still laughing :v:
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