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Cool.

You should write a rap.

whippin my cock out Jizzin like a spout Nigga don't pout It's 3", no doubt Spray that scent-mist you get the gist Looked down, got pissed. Tick's on my dick. I grabbed my bic Put it to my dick. Gave it a flick. It exploded, no shit.

Epic dude. Why dident you just pull the tick off though? Ive bitten one off my foot before.

i like the "BAM!" in that comic

[B]Hickory Dickory Fuck, The tick ran up my Cock. The lighter got one, My dicks on fire! Hickory Dickory Fuck.[/B]

There once was a man from <Insert city where OP lives> He had a not very big cock As he was going for a stroke He noticed and choked that a tick was sitting on his dick So he took a lighter Set that fucker on fire but alas, the damage was done His pecker was ablaze His pubes, all gone And sadly, he could not come

what..... the..... hell...... Why did you not put the fire out? With your pants, pull them up next time. And 30 seconds seems a bit much. But what a tale to tell your children later in life.

Make a song. [editline]02:46PM[/editline] Cause it rhymes [editline]02:46PM[/editline] and stuff

[QUOTE=Monkeytracks;21460842]what..... the..... hell...... Why did you not put the fire out? With your pants, pull them up next time. And 30 seconds seems a bit much. But what a tale to tell your children later in life.[/QUOTE] Yeah I see what you mean, just count to 30 and imagine your own cock on fire for that long, I would have plunged it down the toilet or under the sink. Then again I don't spray my cock with flammable substances.

So that's where little henry went, Yes my pet tick. Oh, YOU MONSTER YOU KILLED HENRY.

damn op you're pretty stupid. you're supposed to light a match and put it out and quickly put it on the tick. then wash your junk so it doesn't get infected.

lol owned

[QUOTE=zydos;21459995]whippin my cock out Jizzin like a spout Nigga don't pout It's 3", no doubt Spray that scent-mist you get the gist Looked down, got pissed. Tick's on my dick. I grabbed my bic Put it to my dick. Gave it a flick. It exploded, no shit.[/QUOTE] Why are so many people making rhymes for my tragic experience? They're really funny though.

Pics or it didnt happen, i think your trolling. Also you dont even use a lighter you use the end of a cigerette

OP, I had a tick that was in the pee hole. Doctor had to put nitrogen on it but after that didn't work out alright he tore it out with a pin. Edit: I feel your pain

[QUOTE=concon;21462561]Pics or it didnt happen, i think your trolling. Also you dont even use a lighter you use the end of a cigerette[/QUOTE] Why want pics of a 13 year olds dick? That's creppy, pedo.

I'm a 14 year old girl and I want your pic! *hehehe I bet he'll never know that I'm a 54 year old pedo x)*

Well bullshit story or not after reading through it my dick has now retracted all the way into my stomach.

[QUOTE=MuTAnT;21462650]Well bullshit story or not after reading through it my dick has now retracted all the way into my stomach.[/QUOTE] Gross.

[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;21458036]if the tick was on the tip, then FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU![/QUOTE] please stop trolling this thread

Fire bad.

I see you read the Spider on balls thread. But still the MSpaint drawing was funny

Was the tick in any way sexually attractive?

Fucking seagulls :argh:

Jesus Christ, how can you be such a moron?

Hahahaha, that REALLY sucks.

[QUOTE=RedBlade2021;21471556]Hahahaha, that REALLY sucks.[/QUOTE] Late, someone stated that pun on page one.

[QUOTE=zydos;21459995]whippin my cock out Jizzin like a spout Nigga don't pout It's 3", no doubt Spray that scent-mist you get the gist Looked down, got pissed. Tick's on my dick. I grabbed my bic Put it to my dick. Gave it a flick. It exploded, no shit.[/QUOTE] this is a wonderful peace of art [editline]05:46PM[/editline] [QUOTE=MuTAnT;21462650]Well bullshit story or not after reading through it my dick has now retracted all the way into my stomach.[/QUOTE] same here but opposite [editline]05:46PM[/editline] [QUOTE=w 1 z;21460700]There once was a man from <Insert city where OP lives> He had a not very big cock As he was going for a stroke He noticed and choked that a tick was sitting on his dick So he took a lighter Set that fucker on fire but alas, the damage was done His pecker was ablaze His pubes, all gone And sadly, he could not come[/QUOTE] this is beautiful

I've found a tick on my ass. It died when i sat on the toilet unknowingly that it was on my ass