MJBs guide to hipster photography: HOW u can become hipster photo legend get 5 stars
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you get +5 points of hip level up
[QUOTE=wo0t_;16635574]ok did i do it right?
[img]http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q177/snakedude24/9284ebd5.png[/img]
this is like an expression of nature because i was in the town with my friends and Amanda was wearing this wacky green shirt and to me green is kinda like NATURE so i just took this shot
xoxo rate and subscrube
lol PEOPle are rating me dumb???? this is artistic, lets see you do better.[/QUOTE]
i think you got rated dumb because you didnt have a border or contrast, both of which are essential parts of hipster photography
border must be solid black lines otherwise it doesnt draw attention but the green shirt is a good start
[QUOTE=Adbor;16664519]you get +5 points of hip level up[/QUOTE]
do u hav 2 rest b4 u can lvl up?
[QUOTE=rilez;16708878]i think you got rated dumb because you didnt have a border or contrast, both of which are essential parts of hipster photography
border must be solid black lines otherwise it doesnt draw attention but the green shirt is a good start[/QUOTE]
there is a border but my INTENSE vignetting covers it up
[img]http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u67/FrAgGEr_2007/DSC_0474copy.jpg[/img]
man, i feel so hip.
[QUOTE=--Adio--;16724393][img]http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u67/FrAgGEr_2007/DSC_0474copy.jpg[/img]
man, i feel so hip.[/QUOTE]
Did you get the pussy yet?
That is really happenin
[QUOTE=Perfumly;16728351]That is really happenin[/QUOTE]
Yea dawg.
its hippin and a boppin
hippin and a hoppin and a bippin and a boppin
All up in da hizzouse
[QUOTE=Adbor;16664519]you get +5 points of hip level up[/QUOTE]
monkeyjoe gained 500 HP (hip points). your monkeyjoe is evolving
monkeyjoe evolved into monkeyjoebla. monkeyjoebla is trying to learn hipster photography
MonkeyJoeBla has fainted!
Squat on love shaft, I laughed hard when I read that.
You're basically making fun of the whole artistic photography scene, which I add, you are all a part of.
For example, in the beginning of your "tutorial", you make fun of taking photographs that have an underlying meaning. I assume you're not an artistic retard, so I'm not going to explain why that's stupid.
I think I did it right...
[img]http://i28.tinypic.com/i5dxdf.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Mynames4long;16740683]You're basically making fun of the whole artistic photography scene, which I add, you are all a part of.
For example, in the beginning of your "tutorial", you make fun of taking photographs that have an underlying meaning. I assume you're not an artistic retard, so I'm not going to explain why that's stupid.[/QUOTE]
No one is makign fun of anyone in here. Hipster photography is a way of life.
Sarcasm is the cheapest form of humour.
OK Perfy you seriously have to stop that.
Stop what? Sarcasm aside we are not making fun of photography with a deep meaning, we are making fun of the photography that tries to have a deep meaning but to no avail and its just a bunch of attention whores vignetting b/wing/split toning/saturation raping/bordering largely/contrast sodomizing in PS.
[QUOTE=Mynames4long;16740683]You're basically making fun of the whole artistic photography scene, which I add, you are all a part of.
For example, in the beginning of your "tutorial", you make fun of taking photographs that have an underlying meaning. I assume you're not an artistic retard, so I'm not going to explain why that's stupid.[/QUOTE]
stop shitting on mjbs thread
it is much better than anything you will ever do
[QUOTE=cryticfarm;16740781]I think I did it right...
[img]http://i28.tinypic.com/i5dxdf.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
no, it is all wrong
there is not nearly enough contrast, no vignette and the black border on the right side is missing
it just is bland and it doesn't make me feel like im standing right next to the people in the photo
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[QUOTE=Mynames4long;16740683]You're basically making fun of the whole artistic photography scene, which I add, you are all a part of.
For example, in the beginning of your "tutorial", you make fun of taking photographs that have an underlying meaning. I assume you're not an artistic retard, so I'm not going to explain why that's stupid.[/QUOTE]
you just don't understand the hipster way of life is all
mjb is only trying to show everyone the emotion behind hipster fotography and ur just trying to make every one feel bad about our lifestyle well if you don't like it you can go take pictures of plants meanwhile we will be inserting ourselves into hip photos using vignette
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ok here is my latest work rate and comment plz
before
[img]http://www.wonderlandblog.com/photos/uncategorized/nintendogirlslg1.jpg[/img]
after
[img]http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1463/watttttt.png[/img]
Look at me, I'm a hard-nosed poster. This section, like all other sections need to be dead serious and nothing less. Sarcasm is the most crude form of humor and does not deserve any laughs, chuckles or grins.
that girl has a lot of
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[QUOTE=Performual;16749605]Look at me, I'm a hard-nosed poster. This section, like all other sections need to be dead serious and nothing less. Sarcasm is the most crude form of humor and does not deserve any laughs, chuckles or grins.[/QUOTE]
i for one don't think its funny
my hipster photography is my lifestyle, how dare you take it as a joke
[QUOTE=rilez;16749820]i for one don't think its funny
my hipster photography is my lifestyle, how dare you take it as a joke[/QUOTE]
Its not me, its the people who take this [B]DEAD SERIOUSLY.[/B]
[QUOTE=Perfumly;16745401]Stop what? Sarcasm aside we are not making fun of photography with a deep meaning, we are making fun of the photography that tries to have a deep meaning but to no avail and its just a bunch of attention whores vignetting b/wing/split toning/saturation raping/bordering largely/contrast sodomizing in PS.[/QUOTE]
Maybe you are, but I have seen many comments in which someones art is rejected as "Hipster photography". In fact, a lot of useful and potential techniques are made fun of in this thread.
For example, making a photo black and white except for one specific area. This can create a very striking effect if done right.
Even a vignette is, in some cases, a good thing.
The same thing happened to the use of filters. Filters can save a lot of work for artists in some tasks.
It's an amazing feature, so why not use it?
Although now a picture that has partially been made with a filter is instantly rejected as "FILTER RAEP", even though the artist laid down his or her soul in the piece.
[quote]if done right[/quote]
[quote]in some cases[/quote]
found your problem
[QUOTE=Perfumly;16745401]Stop what? Sarcasm aside we are not making fun of photography with a deep meaning, we are making fun of the photography that tries to have a deep meaning but to no avail and its just a bunch of attention whores vignetting b/wing/split toning/saturation raping/bordering largely/contrast sodomizing in PS.[/QUOTE]
that ^^ shut him up.
Here we go:
[img]http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/7163/hiiip.png[/img]
[QUOTE=sHiBaN;16777917]Here we go:
[img]http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/7163/hiiip.png[/img][/QUOTE]
its sooo butiffulll
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