• Oh God my brother is masturbating right below me. (bunk beds)
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[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21418878]real pros wait for a school project and use their semen as an adhesive on posterboard[/QUOTE] Well it dries all crusty and then things start to fall off. You could just save it for morning and put it in your cereal.
[QUOTE=TunnelSnake;21418901]Speak in a loud, deep voice and say: "(Child's name), this is GOD. I am not pleased"[/QUOTE] Oh god, this.
"dude, I'm trying to sleep. stop being such a [b]jerk-off[/b]" [editline]01:27AM[/editline] [QUOTE=TunnelSnake;21418901]Speak in a loud, deep voice and say: "(Child's name), this is GOD. I am not pleased"[/QUOTE] Nevermind, totally this
What the fuck man why did you post this OMGGGGG
Hang over the side of the bed and lower yourself slowly grinning like this: [IMG]http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/8/9/689b4d41412a194f484f51bb152bc0a9.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://media.photobucket.com/image/cockmongler/BigT91286/Humorous/CockMongler.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Meader;21418915]Well it dries all crusty and then things start to fall off. You could just save it for morning and put it in your cereal.[/QUOTE] Put it in a bottle and save it up so that you can cook with it later
Who the fuck grunts while fapping
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;21418967]Who the fuck grunts while fapping[/QUOTE] It's all I can do to keep myself from letting out a primal scream in the air to mark my territory as I skeet with the power of 1000 suns
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21418978]It's all I can do to keep myself from letting out a primal scream in the air to mark my territory as I skeet with the power of 1000 suns[/QUOTE] The fuck?
I think he knows now
Lemme update this shit tomorrow when I have access to a computer. I'm gonna have nightmares about this. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21418978]It's all I can do to keep myself from letting out a primal scream in the air to mark my territory as I skeet with the power of 1000 suns[/QUOTE] You have captured my heart
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21418978]It's all I can do to keep myself from letting out a primal scream in the air to mark my territory as I skeet with the power of 1000 suns[/QUOTE] [img]http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4830/1ksuns.jpg[/img]
Oh my fucking god I laughed so hard. My roomie probably thinks I'm disturbed now. Also, OP, do you know what thou hast wrought upon the good people of Facepunch? What your thread title has done? :colbert:
Hhahahaha, just sneeze or something.
He needs help, give him a bible and teach him the world go Jesus. Sin be gone!
In the morning go to give him a hi five, then, right before he recieves it pull back and go "Ah hang on, you got to wash your hands first, even if you used shampoo as lube."
Slap the bitch, keeping you up most of the night.
Sounds like the beginnings of a porno or something. Ugh
Do i smell a troll?
[url]http://www.firebox.com/product/1450/Sonic-Grenade[/url] Get one of those.
Replace his lube with Tabasco.
[QUOTE=IceTea;21420960]Replace his lube with Tabasco.[/QUOTE] He's 10, Like he even knows what the shit is.
[QUOTE=wingless;21421060]He's 10, Like he even knows what the shit is.[/QUOTE] Exactly. So he wont know its hot sauce.
[QUOTE=IceTea;21421126]Exactly. So he wont know its hot sauce.[/QUOTE] He meant he doesn't know what lube is :downs:
Do one of the suggestions next time. If that gives you nightmares, you're really a giant pussy.
I seriously doubt a 10 year old could buy it in a store, or order it without anyone noticing the package. [editline]11:22AM[/editline] My automerge etc.
He's just growing up, it's normal
Is it breakfast yet? Do that "I know what you did last night." thing
Tell that motherfucker to keep it down.
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