Oh God my brother is masturbating right below me. (bunk beds)
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Is he still going at it?
Haven't you guys realised this is a troll thread
[QUOTE=The mouse;21423609]Haven't you guys realised this is a troll thread[/QUOTE]
Nobody got angry or offended, so it's not a troll thread. Maybe a joke thread
I remember seeing a thread almost exactly like this a couple years back.
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And people said breaking the speed of light was impossible.
these threads are shit
I could of swore I've seen this thread before, but I'm pretty sure a masturbating little brother with bunk beds are common.
That isn't sarcasm, actually.
This happens to me a lot.
You get used to hearing it.
I think hearing your dad masturbate is worse :ohdear:
[QUOTE=n00bman;21425371]I think hearing your dad masturbate is worse :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
No, hearing a little brother at 10-12 cumming is.
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=n00bman;21425371]I think hearing your dad masturbate is worse :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
I hate hearing my parents having sex.
[QUOTE=Sergeant Turtle;21425519]I hate hearing my parents having sex.[/QUOTE]
sleeping with them in the same room is much much worse... i was sleeping in the same room with them when they were having sex. when i was 5-6 and they thought i wouldn't awake if they were quiet
i started crying
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;21423676]Nobody got angry or offended, so it's not a troll thread. Maybe a joke thread[/QUOTE]
I'm angry and offended that this thread is so funny.:argh:
[QUOTE=n00bman;21425371]I think hearing your dad masturbate is worse :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
walk in on them or knock on the door and say "let me know if it is a boy or a girl"
then leave the door open and walk away. forceing one of them to get up MWHAHAHHAHAHA
What if he's having a heart attack or something? :ohdear:
Good stuff.
Take a camera and point it near him, not at him. And make sure the flash is on when you take the picture, it'll scare the fuck out of him, I guarantee it.
[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;21429837]Take a camera and point it near him, not at him. And make sure the flash is on when you take the picture, it'll scare the fuck out of him, I guarantee it.[/QUOTE]
Seeing as the OP was made over 12 hours ago, do you not think his bro'll have finished up by now?
[QUOTE=mole3700;21430514]Seeing as the OP was made over 12 hours ago, do you not think his bro'll have finished up by now?[/QUOTE]
His brother will probably do it again tonight.
Fap together.
You should've done something, bro. We're disappointed.
[QUOTE=mole3700;21430514]Seeing as the OP was made over 12 hours ago, do you not think his bro'll have finished up by now?[/QUOTE]
Didn't check when the thread was made, well I guess he could do that for next time.
Set your phone on an alarm, loudest volume, most sudden, obnoxious ringtone.
Let him finish what he is doing and mind your own freaking business.
Stop making up stories to enlargen your e-penis
[QUOTE=Sergeant Turtle;21425519]I hate hearing my parents having sex.[/QUOTE]
I would give anything to not have them hate eachother :(
I wasn't trolling, he actually had a wank right below me.
I'm not trying to increase the size of my "e-peen", I just wanted to share this horrifying yet hilarious event with you guys. :buddy:
I'm sure you guys can relate to this story in some way, too.
[QUOTE=m0nkey98;21431433]I wasn't trolling, he actually fapped right below me.[/QUOTE]
just wondering are you 11/12?
No, I'm fourteen. My brother is ten.
Why the hell are you still sleeping in the same room as your brother?
Get an iPhone app that makes sound effects, than Make creaking door, floorboards, ect.
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