Oh God my brother is masturbating right below me. (bunk beds)
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[QUOTE=ASmellyOgre;21431651]Why the hell are you still sleeping in the same room as your brother?[/QUOTE]
I left out the fact that he's actually my stepbrother who lives with my dad, I come and visit them every weekend.
[QUOTE=m0nkey98;21431433]I wasn't trolling, he actually fapped right below me.
I'm not trying to increase the size of my "e-peen", I just wanted to share this horrifying yet hilarius event with you guys. :buddy:[/QUOTE]Then how come someone posted a link to a thread identical to this one then
[QUOTE=The mouse;21432009]Then how come someone posted a link to a thread identical to this one then[/QUOTE]
You aren't the brightest bulb, are you?
It was a parody thread.
He is 10 and is allready fapping!? Wtf at that age they don't even know what sex is
[QUOTE=johan svensk;21434365]He is 10 and is allready fapping!? Wtf at that age they don't even know what sex is[/QUOTE]
I was eight when I learned what sex was.
Turn the light on.
[QUOTE=The mouse;21432009]Then how come someone posted a link to a thread identical to this one then[/QUOTE]
That was a parody of my thread, not vice-versa.
Give him a medkit and advise him to reload...
...his energy with gatorade and power drinks
[QUOTE=m0nkey98;21431781]I left out the fact that he's actually my stepbrother who lives with my dad, I come and visit every weekend.[/QUOTE]
Mhmm... Sureeee u did.
Anyways... just put this on his computer screen
-->:Dawkins102:
Next time he faps peek your head down to his bunk and say in Bill's voice
"Need a hand?"
[QUOTE=halflambada;21437816]Next time he faps peek your head down to his bunk and say in Bill's voice
"Need a hand?"[/QUOTE]
you're so late
not even funny
I'm positive he's gonna be going at it whenever he possibly can.
I'll have plenty of chances to scare the fuck out of him.
[QUOTE=johan svensk;21434365]He is 10 and is allready fapping!? Wtf at that age they don't even know what sex is[/QUOTE]
I learned about sex when I was 5 from :foxnews:.
Did you know that if you think about doing anything mildly sexual to a woman, your penis will rot away in 1 hour.
And if you have sex before marriage, your dick will fall off and strangle you.
Make sure you do. Some of the suggestions are great, but I still think you should do the god-voice one.
[QUOTE=m0nkey98;21438495]I'm positive he's gonna be going at it whenever he possibly can.
I'll have plenty of chances to scare the fuck out of him.[/QUOTE]
Maybe not, he's 10, so he has to wait til his semen reserves fill back up, and being 10, that would be a while
Next time it happens wait for him to finish. Then say, "remember to clean up."
I dunno, he was [b]really, REALLY[/b] going at it. It sounded like his life depending on him jacking off. I don't think even I've ever fapped that hard.
I think that "pat-pat" in the OP was an understatement, It was more like
[b]SLAP SLAP SMACK SLAP UGGHHH UGGHH SLAP SLAP UGH SMACK SMACK UHHHNNNN SMACK SMACK[/b]
[QUOTE=m0nkey98;21438732]I dunno, he was [b]really, REALLY[/b] going at it. It sounded like his life depending on him jacking off. I don't think even I've ever fapped that hard.
I think that "pat-pat" in the OP was an understatement, It was more like
[b]SLAP SLAP SMACK SLAP UGGHHH UGGHH SLAP SLAP UG SMACK SMACK UHHHNNNN SMACK SMACK[/b][/QUOTE]
what you need to do is at 3 in the morning slowly go down to the bunk and play some techno and say come on you know you want a fap
I'd probably talk to him about it but that's just me.
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;21438593]I learned about sex when I was 5 from :foxnews:.
Did you know that if you think about doing anything mildly sexual to a woman, your penis will rot away in 1 hour.
And if you have sex before marriage, your dick will fall off and strangle you.[/QUOTE]
I was taught that if I masturbated my hands would grow hair and my dick would shrivel up and fall off.
:saddowns:
[QUOTE=SuperDany;21438835]I'd probably talk to him about it but that's just me.[/QUOTE]
yeah just wait for him to come home from school or some event knock him out and tape him to a chair and flash a light on him. and start yelling "WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING AT NIGHT!!!"
Just go up to him and say.
"I heard you last night. You came. I came. We both came together."
That should get a good reaction from him.
[QUOTE=m0nkey98;21438732]I dunno, he was [b]really, REALLY[/b] going at it. It sounded like his life depending on him jacking off. I don't think even I've ever fapped that hard.
I think that "pat-pat" in the OP was an understatement, It was more like
[b]SLAP SLAP SMACK SLAP UGGHHH UGGHH SLAP SLAP UGH SMACK SMACK UHHHNNNN SMACK SMACK[/b][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/7838/fuuuuuuu.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=m0nkey98;21438732]I dunno, he was [b]really, REALLY[/b] going at it. It sounded like his life depending on him jacking off. I don't think even I've ever fapped that hard.
I think that "pat-pat" in the OP was an understatement, It was more like
[b]SLAP SLAP SMACK SLAP UGGHHH UGGHH SLAP SLAP UGH SMACK SMACK UHHHNNNN SMACK SMACK[/b][/QUOTE]
Sounds like he's going to get rug burns.
[QUOTE=m0nkey98;21418713]I hear pat-pat sounds and lots of grunting. He thinks I'm asleep, I'm posting from my iPod. :ohdear:
I think I'm going to yawn really fucking loud to scare the shit out of him. Other suggestions?
He's [b]10[/b] by the way.
[b]Edit:[/b]
[b]I shit you not, this actually happened[/b]
I don't know HOW he didn't see the bright-ass iPod screen glaring off the wall, maybe he did. He was a determined little bastard.
[b]THE NEXT DAY:[/b]
Yes I was too pussy to actually do anything. How would you like it if you were just discovering the wonders of penis and then your brother pops down from the top bunk and says 'Hi'?
Also, fucker just continued being his usual asshole fart-joke-making retarded self the next day. Damn 10 year olds! :argh:[/QUOTE]
lol that sucks for you
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[QUOTE=UWMxHeadshots;21450691]lol that sucks for you[/QUOTE]
when your sleeping make some funny noises and see what he says
When he walks out the room, instead of moving something, drop a bible onto his pillow.
Ask him "Need some help?"
Put a jar of Mayonaise on his pillow when he gets up, or if he "finishes" just drop it on the floor and scare him.
When he leaves to finish, make his bed really quickly and then go back to sleep.
For extra awesome put a sticky note on the pillow that says "My little boy is finally growing up - Mom" or something really fucked up like that.
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