Oh God my brother is masturbating right below me. (bunk beds)
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epic bump,
regards,
keenan
[QUOTE=Cotton Picker;24225452]epic bump,
regards,
keenan[/QUOTE]
Why? Everyone already has this thread either bookmarked or screencapped.
[QUOTE=TunnelSnake;21418901]Speak in a loud, deep voice and say:
"(Child's name), this is GOD. I am not pleased"[/QUOTE]
this.
next time it happens hang upsiade down from your bed and say "having fun (insert brothers name here)?"
EDIT: true story my friend did that when i slept over his house once. Except i was the one fapping.
I said yes, except for the fact that i had no lube. We had a good laugh, he went back to sleep and i continued fapin.
suck him off.
This seems to happen quite a bit, I'm feeling a copy/pasta situation here....
how so?
Oh, brother!
oh the irony.
I'm a necromancer and I approve this thread
I loved this thread
my suggestion would have involved a bible attached to string but i guess its a little late now
Fart really loud.
[QUOTE=Inacio;24225820]This was a good thread.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TehWhale;24225992]I loved this thread[/QUOTE]
Your brothers an ass, I can't stop fucking laughing! Oh shit!
[QUOTE=Peacekid;21419132][img]http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4830/1ksuns.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Damn...and Terry Crews only has "Double Sun Power..."
[img]http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/7/17/795a269f-cdfe-488a-82df-32cc0bab4f69.jpg[/img]
Don't do anything, make a thread about it, give out his facebook, and have a random person send a link to the thread.
Edit: Wait, he's ten, he shouldn't have a facebook. Give out his msn instead.
Record it, sell it, make money.
I'll be your first customer :smug:
Oh god I'm so glad I discovered this thread.
epic thread is epic.
OP should have asked if he could join in.
Should've been in the middle of dinner and be all
"By the way, could you keep it down when you're jerking off? I couldn't concentrate"
Jump down and say
"Can't let you do that, Starfox."
-snip didn't notice bump...-
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;21452703]For extra awesome put a sticky note on the pillow that says "My little boy is finally growing up - Mom" or something really fucked up like that.[/QUOTE]
You really, should've done that :v:
[QUOTE=m0nkey98;21418713]I hear pat-pat sounds and lots of grunting. He thinks I'm asleep, I'm posting from my iPod. :ohdear:
I think I'm going to yawn really fucking loud to scare the shit out of him. Other suggestions?
He's [b]10[/b] by the way.
[b]Edit:[/b]
[b]I shit you not, this actually happened[/b]
I don't know HOW he didn't see the bright-ass iPod screen glaring off the wall, maybe he did. He was a determined little bastard.
[b]THE NEXT DAY:[/b]
Yes I was too pussy to actually do anything. How would you like it if you were just discovering the wonders of penis and then your brother pops down from the top bunk and says 'Hi'?
Also, fucker just continued being his usual asshole fart-joke-making retarded self the next day. Damn 10 year olds! :argh:[/QUOTE]
What the fuck was he even :flashfap:-ing about?
I remember this thread. I was laughing so hard at the first couple of posts
This thread is epic.
[QUOTE=Derpmcfuckface;24232688]What the fuck was he even :flashfap:-ing about?[/QUOTE]
Back then we didn't need anything to Fap to
Just a Dead Arm.
Don't worry, his brother will surely be at it again another night. OP, strike tonight with the deep voice "I am God; I am not pleased" suggestion. Record it with a hidden night-vision camera and upload.
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