• Oh God my brother is masturbating right below me. (bunk beds)
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lol @ the parody thread
I remember this thread, good times.
Have a fap of tothe tune of the duelling banjos
Next time he does it, you should hop down and give him tips.
[QUOTE=Derpmcfuckface;24232688]What the fuck was he even :flashfap:-ing about?[/QUOTE] His imagination? Seriously, that's the best. The limits of the mind are endless.
Oh god, this thread is gold.
Leave porno magazines on his bed
Why the fuck can't people let this thread die in peace.
Give him a hand :pervert:
[QUOTE=m0nkey98;21418713]I hear pat-pat sounds and lots of grunting. He thinks I'm asleep, I'm posting from my iPod. :ohdear: I think I'm going to yawn really fucking loud to scare the shit out of him. Other suggestions? He's [b]10[/b] by the way. [b]Edit:[/b] [b]I shit you not, this actually happened[/b] I don't know HOW he didn't see the bright-ass iPod screen glaring off the wall, maybe he did. He was a determined little bastard. [b]THE NEXT DAY:[/b] Yes I was too pussy to actually do anything. How would you like it if you were just discovering the wonders of penis and then your brother pops down from the top bunk and says 'Hi'? Also, fucker just continued being his usual asshole fart-joke-making retarded self the next day. Damn 10 year olds! :argh:[/QUOTE] We are on common grounds, I too have a 10 year old lil bro, except mine's a master at MW2 and PS3 in general.
What is this I don't even....
Damn, I can't beleive I missed this! Epic thread!
[QUOTE=hellbring101;21418723]Pop down and yell "SUP BRO".[/QUOTE] I should do this to my bro once in a while. :laugh:
Start fapping yourself.
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;21434483]I was eight when I learned what sex was.[/QUOTE] 7
[IMG]http://www.gymidiots.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/son-i-am-disappoint.gif[/IMG] [B]LOOK HIM IN THE EYES[/B]
since you didnt confront him the first time he's done it, for now on youre going to have to [img]http://s4.postimage.org/A6pUr-eaa6337dec7a3c1dfa9f1e9c2a870721.png[/img]
Sexier thread title would have been "Oh God my brother is masturbating over me." Learn to embellish stories a little. Makes things a lot more interesting.
Help him masturbate next time.
*Ahem* May I make a suggestion? Fake fapping sounds, make your brother mentally disturbed.
When hes nearly finished, in scouts voice shout "NEED A DISPENSA HERE!"
[QUOTE=geoface;24249203]We are on common grounds, I too have a 10 year old lil bro, except mine's a master at MW2 and PS3 in general.[/QUOTE] Make him stop playing. He is part of the cancer.
why does this thread keep getting bumped
:iiam:
Invite your neighbor to take pictures :quagmire:
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