A Russian shemale comes into my shop asking for clothes.
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Please tell me the name of your shop so I will make sure never to buy anything from you.
[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;24686780]If they wear stockings, and put on womens dressing, yeah. Pretty much. Or they are in the first step of being a shemale.[/QUOTE]
A shemale is a WOMAN with a DICK.
Not a MAN, who acts like a WOMAN.
:raise:
Well that's nice to know
If it wasn't for the internet, i'd never know about that happy russian who bought clothes
Or that cats have spiked penises
[QUOTE=misterv;24687354]Hmmm, you're really badass for judging people on the way they dress and look.[/QUOTE]
This,
Combined with the fact that you are a furry, so you shouldn't be judging anyone, you freak.
ITT: FP's crossdressers get mad at the OP for not thinking that a man wearing women's clothing is normal.
How I imagine OP's day to day life, brought to you by 9000 hours in MS Paint. I skipped some things because I'm box.
[IMG]http://imgur.com/WXHWR.png[/IMG]
^ seems accurate
Addendum, feel free to add more:
[IMG]http://imgur.com/ByJHi.png[/IMG]
To each his own.
You're not a shop owner. You would wanna sell your merchandise no matter what. You're just another troll.
Hahaha thats nit a tranny dude its a cross dresser
Lets try this skirt on, just for fun.
OH GOD MY DICK IS GONE WHAT THE FUCK! OH MY GOD, I'M BLEEDING?!OH FUCK, MY PERIOD!
[QUOTE=-TRASE-;24686919]People like you disgust me more than people like me disgust you. Why? Because that guy in the shop didn't judge you, didn't say anything bad about you, didn't fool you, He was (and still is) a happy person who lives his own life like he wants to. You on the other hand is a person, sitting in your little closed "morale box" and insult any one who doesn't like to be just a face in the crowd. Who is bad and disgusting in this situation?[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=118631&dateline=1281085855[/IMG]
I HAD TO DO IT DAMNIT
caps
you're a bad person
your job is to sell clothes to people and not pass judgment. especially not in the way of marking up an item because you don't like the customer.
Why all that hate against crossdressers ;-;
Maybe its that robot from the Svetka vodka commercials.
[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;24686745]Okay, so I was standing in the clothes shop waiting for customers. A man stepped inside. He was looking okay, nothing gayish. After a while, he picked a womans dressing and a short skirt and went inside the changing room. I was like "The fuck?" I waited for him to come out. When he came out with the dress on, he had fucking stockings on his legs. Half ripped off. (oh god, it was a disgusting view) I realised that he was a shemale/crossdresser w/e. Anyway, he told me that he is trying it for his wife. I didn't believe him though. When i asked him if he was gay, he told me "Nah, I'm just womanly." I was about to puke all over. Then he asked me the price. I said "100 dollars" to make it sound expensive so he would fuck off from the shop. He fucking bought it. Then he left the shop with a smile on his face. Oh god Russians. What the hell?[/QUOTE]
A shemale is a woman with a penis. What you just described is a transsexual.
i love dressing like a girl
[QUOTE=42069;24691192]i love dressing like a girl[/QUOTE]
Then please, [U][I][B]GET OUT.[/B][/I][/U]
[QUOTE=TheKnowItAll;24691272]Then please, [U][I][B]GET OUT.[/B][/I][/U][/QUOTE]
What? Go where?
[QUOTE=scorpinat;24691290]What? Go where?[/QUOTE]
Out. As in far, far, farfarfarfarfarfarfar away from here.
I would think the guy was weird as shit, and maybe look at him funny, but shit, money is money, i'd sell the stuff to him
[QUOTE=TheKnowItAll;24691306]Out. As in far, far, farfarfarfarfarfarfar away from here.[/QUOTE]
You will most likely love this [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=989542[/url] thread :3:
Maybe you should have said the price of the dress is a blowjob.
[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;24686745]Okay, so I was standing in the clothes shop waiting for customers. A man stepped inside. He was looking okay, nothing gayish. After a while, he picked a womans dressing and a short skirt and went inside the changing room. I was like "The fuck?" I waited for him to come out. When he came out with the dress on, he had fucking stockings on his legs. Half ripped off. (oh god, it was a disgusting view) I realised that he was a shemale/crossdresser w/e. Anyway, he told me that he is trying it for his wife. I didn't believe him though. When i asked him if he was gay, he told me "Nah, I'm just womanly." I was about to puke all over. Then he asked me the price. I said "100 dollars" to make it sound expensive so he would fuck off from the shop. He fucking bought it. Then he left the shop with a smile on his face. Oh god Russians. What the hell?[/QUOTE]
Congratulations on being a fucking idiot, I wear a kilt some times, feels nice a and breezy and my shlong is free to swing around thanks to the lack of underwear, gonna puke now fuck stick? :colbert:
I cant believe nobody mentioned communism and converting people to it
[QUOTE=TheKnowItAll;24691272]Then please, [U][I][B]GET OUT.[/B][/I][/U][/QUOTE]
No, im fine.
[QUOTE=bravehat;24691330]Congratulations on being a fucking idiot, I wear a kilt some times, feels nice a and breezy and my shlong is free to swing around thanks to the lack of underwear, gonna puke now fuck stick? :colbert:[/QUOTE]
Badass:
[IMG]http://www.kiltsforsale.net/images/greatkilt.jpg[/IMG]
Weird as fuck:
[IMG]http://www.funnyhub.com/content_images/5375_2688_scary-cross-dresser.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Failboat;24691317]You will most likely love this [URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=989542[/URL] thread :3:[/QUOTE]
Please, [I][B][U]go to hell.[/U][/B][/I]
Which also would be very far, far, farfarfarfarfarfar away from here.
[QUOTE=TheKnowItAll;24691406]Please, [I][B][U]go to hell.[/U][/B][/I]
Which also would be very far, far, farfarfarfarfarfar away from here.[/QUOTE]
I'd rather stay.
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