A Russian shemale comes into my shop asking for clothes.

[butre]

OP I am a shemale, and I am offended.

[Robot Jesus]

[QUOTE=wndash;24687149]Aren't you the one who was hanging out with bunch of 13 year olds who had sex on playground?[/QUOTE]

And the one that promised me his girlfriends tits if i put a folder on my desktop.

[zedpenguin]

[QUOTE=TheKnowItAll;24692256]*Everything**[/QUOTE]

[img]http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/061/697/original/H8lf3.jpg?1280098171[/img]

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Image macro" - Greeman))[/highlight]

[valiant..]

[QUOTE=zedpenguin;24696715][img]http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/061/697/original/H8lf3.jpg?1280098171[/img][/QUOTE]

nice image macro enjoy you're ban better snip that lol xD

[Juniez]

[QUOTE=TheKnowItAll;24691774]How clear should I make this. Hmmm... Okay, lemme make this as clear as the just double-Windexed bottom of a glass bottom boat.

[U][I][B]IT. IS. GAY. AND. RETARDED.

[/B][/I][/U]Is that good enough or do I need to send you an audio file?[/QUOTE]

Send me an audio file, I would love to listen to you yelling nonsense.

[editline]11:23PM[/editline]

heh combat arms

[Nny]

[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;24686745]Okay, so I was standing in the clothes shop waiting for customers. A man stepped inside. He was looking okay, nothing gayish. After a while, he picked a womans dressing and a short skirt and went inside the changing room. I was like "The fuck?" I waited for him to come out. When he came out with the dress on, he had fucking stockings on his legs. Half ripped off. (oh god, it was a disgusting view) I realised that he was a shemale/crossdresser w/e. Anyway, he told me that he is trying it for his wife. I didn't believe him though. When i asked him if he was gay, he told me "Nah, I'm just womanly." I was about to puke all over. Then he asked me the price. I said "100 dollars" to make it sound expensive so he would fuck off from the shop. He fucking bought it. Then he left the shop with a smile on his face. Oh god Russians. What the hell?[/QUOTE]

you're a worthless dumb cunt and you need to get out more

[QUOTE=TheKnowItAll;24692256]In the words of one Eric Cartman, Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Or rather, to play Combat Arms. Anyone needs me, my account is named TheSaintOfLA on there. Goodnight, and have a wonderful life, assholes.

[editline]03:52PM[/editline]

And to hell with you as well. Learn spellcheck.[/QUOTE]

and you are an impossible person, fuck you die in a horrible car fire i hate you

[milkandcooki]

You made fun of him for dressing in women's clothes, and that's fine, but I bet you'll get pissed if he makes fun of you for a being a furry with a backwards dick.

[valiant..]

[img]http://www.tspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/shemale_futanaria_bianca_big_cock_boobs.jpg[/img]

[Coldmute]

[QUOTE=valiant..;24697611][media]http://www.tspilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/shemale_futanaria_bianca_big_cock_boobs.jpg[/media][/QUOTE]
:damn:

[Mister Sandman]

You're an awful fucking employee, srsly bro.
It isn't an employees place to judge in the store, hand them their shit so they can hand you their cash.

[NecronLord15]

[QUOTE=rapperkid04;24695640]Whenever I see a girl in jeans I want to vomit. It should be a law for women to wear dresses/skirts only.[/QUOTE]

"Let's restrict other peoples personal freedom because it makes me feel uncomfortable."

[DSG]

get a lighter
turn it on
point in your mouth