I have a serious problem with my roommate, I think he's gay.
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[QUOTE=Tavish Degroot;25842516]I almost vomitted seeing that guy looking at those grotesque things. Please tell me this is fake.[/QUOTE]
no in fact it was shot two rooms down from yours
[b]Steps:[/b]
1:Stop
2:Sit on your knees.
3:Open wide
[QUOTE=Tavish Degroot;25842516]I almost vomitted seeing that guy looking at those grotesque things. Please tell me this is fake.[/QUOTE]
It's real.
Hey guess what.
[sp]Men having sex with other men.[/sp]
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;25842608]It's real.
Hey guess what.
[sp]-snip- disgusting[/sp][/QUOTE]
Stop it guys, seriously, this is not funny, that guy in the video, and my room mate, are going to hell because of them choosing to be gay.
Gay men don't target straight men most of the time.
EDIT:
Nevermind, you're trolling.
[QUOTE=CoolKingKaso;25842664]Gay men don't target straight men most of the time.[/QUOTE]
My church said that gay men usually target straight men.
[QUOTE=Tavish Degroot;25842640]Stop it guys, seriously, this is not funny, that guy in the video, and my room mate, are going to hell because of them choosing to be gay.[/QUOTE]
Im a christian too but i can definately tell that the video was a joke video. And for advice You cant exactly do anything with your roommate. If you ask him he will most likely deny it
[QUOTE=Tavish Degroot;25842289]We share a room, the other room is an office, we have a bunk bed, i have the bottom bunk. I was afraid he'd pounce on me.[/QUOTE]
You only have to be afraid if he's a serial rapist.
[QUOTE=guckymister;25842703]Im a christian too but i can definately tell that the video was a joke video. And for advice You cant exactly do anything with your roommate. If you ask him he will most likely deny it[/QUOTE]
Oh that's wonderful, I'm glad it's a joke video. What should I do when he tried to rape me?
Op you act like a straight man would rape a girl if you were in a coed dorm. Up until now you have slept just fine with him plugging your butt, now that you know its him you get all scared. Just hold your breath and the pain will dissipate with time.
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;25842723]You only have to be afraid if he's a serial rapist.[/QUOTE]
I told you, he's gay.
[QUOTE=Tavish Degroot;25842686]My church said that gay men usually target straight men.[/QUOTE]
Actually, it would be they just target men in general. If a gay guy hits on you and you say "I'm straight", he'll leave you alone.
have fun
[QUOTE=Shas'O Blind;25842736]Op you act like a straight man would rape a girl if you were in a coed dorm. Up until now you have slept just fine with him plugging your butt, now that you know its him you get all scared. Just hold your breath and the pain will dissipate with time.[/QUOTE]
I think he became gay yesterday, that's why he never did anything.
You need to move out before you catch The Gay.
[QUOTE=Tavish Degroot;25842731]Oh that's wonderful, I'm glad it's a joke video. What should I do when he tried to rape me?[/QUOTE]
If your seriously THAT afraid of being raped maybe carry some mace or something like that at all times. And if you guys are good friends i doubt he will rape you
[QUOTE=Tavish Degroot;25842762]I think he became gay yesterday, that's why he never did anything.[/QUOTE]
...and now we know this is trolling.
goddamnit why don't I catch onto this stuff faster
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;25842794]...and now we know this is trolling.
goddamnit why don't I catch onto this stuff faster[/QUOTE]
What do you mean? My church said that homosexuality is a choice, and anyone who chooses it will go to hell.
Your dick is so small he'll see it, laugh, and think "I can't believe I was going to touch".
[QUOTE=Tavish Degroot;25842809]What do you mean? My church said that homosexuality is a choice, and anyone who chooses it will go to hell.[/QUOTE]
Does it matter if I choose paper or plastic?
[QUOTE=Big Ben;25842847]Your dick is so small he'll see it, laugh, and think "I can't believe I was going to touch".[/QUOTE]
It's not really that i'm afraid he's going to touch MY dick, i'm afraid he's going to put HIS in me.
just because he's gay doesn't mean he wants to fuck you, jesus christ grow up.
[QUOTE=UnidentifiedFlyingTard;25842863]just because he's gay doesn't mean he wants to fuck you, jesus christ grow up.[/QUOTE]
Do not use the Lord's name in such a manner, please. I find it offensive.
Feed him a baby daily or else he would feed on your soul, or cock.
fuck your god, he is a pussy.
but really go troll somewhere else.
[QUOTE=Tavish Degroot;25842809]What do you mean? My church said that homosexuality is a choice, and anyone who chooses it will go to hell.[/QUOTE]
Your church is lying to you, then.
Jesus fuck I can tell this thread is going to be long.
[QUOTE=Tavish Degroot;25842876]Do not use the Lord's name in such a manner, please. I find it offensive.[/QUOTE]
Jesus fucking christ holy god damn shit
[QUOTE=UnidentifiedFlyingTard;25842881]fuck your god, he is a pussy.
but really go troll somewhere else.[/QUOTE]
I prefer greek gods. They were badass.
homosexuality is a choice, so is being straight, and black, and Mexican.
:downs:
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;25842901]Your church is lying to you, then.
Jesus fuck I can tell this thread is going to be long.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=UnidentifiedFlyingTard;25842881]fuck your god, he is a pussy.
but really go troll somewhere else.[/QUOTE]
Please, I asked nicely for you not to use God's name in vain.
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