[QUOTE=Hoboharry;20552947]Do you keep a shotgun in case some criminals get into your car?[/QUOTE]
Real taxi drivers have 4 guns, one of which has to be mounted on a contraption made of part of a drawer.
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You ever see what a .44 magnum does to a woman’s face?
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You talkin' to me?
Or if you don't keep a gun, do you keep a syringe with unstable spider's venom in it?
Ever had a janitor in your cab?
When did your life go so wrong?
Since you are swedish, do you pick up people on the streets or get orders that you are going to pick up people?
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[QUOTE=elitestrider;20553062]When did your life go so wrong?[/QUOTE]
Taxi driving in sweden is not a bad job.
Is your taxi a she or a he?
[QUOTE=Jimmymi;20553069]Since you are swedish, do you pick up people on the streets or get orders that you are going to pick up people?
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It's a fact in Sweden that you can only call for taxis, no picking up for you!
Have you ever fapped while driving?
Has anyone thrown up in your taxi and if so, are you required to clean it?
Have you ever had anyone dash from the cab without paying after arriving at their destination? Have you ever chased/caught them?
Have you ever had someone hop in your taxi and yell "Follow that car!" like in the movies?
Have you ever been held at gunpoint/robbed?
What's the biggest tip you've received?
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[QUOTE=Petrussen;20553371]Have you ever fapped while driving?[/QUOTE]
'cause that's a common occurrence.
Can you post a picture of yourself in a taxicab, and some note showing your username or a facepunch logo.
I can take a picture of the inside of my taxi if you want. I dont want to share my face on the internet for some personal reasons.
Do you have a pet name for your taxi?
No, any sugestions?
Do you keep a shotgun in case some criminals get into your car?
No.
Is this the only job you've had?
Yep.
You ever see what a .44 magnum does to a woman’s face?
No, tell me.
Or if you don't keep a gun, do you keep a syringe with unstable spider's venom in it?
As i said, i have no guns
Ever had a janitor in your cab?
I dont think so
When did your life go so wrong?
I wont answer to these kind of questions. If your better of, thats fine, just dont harass me. 2 more of these questions and ill stop replying
Since you are swedish, do you pick up people on the streets or get orders that you are going to pick up people?
People order a cab usually. If i am waiting at Knutpunkten [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/Knutpunktenext.jpg[/IMG] people come to the taxi and ask if its avalible.
Is your taxi a she or a he?
[B]ITS[/B] a car
Has anyone thrown up in your taxi and if so, are you required to clean it?
Ive answerd one of these questions before
Have you ever had anyone dash from the cab without paying after arriving at their destination? Have you ever chased/caught them?
No, this has never happend
Have you ever had someone hop in your taxi and yell "Follow that car!" like in the movies?
No..
Have you ever been held at gunpoint/robbed?
No..
What's the biggest tip you've received?
10 Euros which is about 100 SEK
Have you ever fapped while driving?
No
Do you have a first mate aboard your fleet?
:buddy:
[QUOTE=lua_error1337;20552359]You can ask me anything related to this.
I drive a taxi for a living. Sometimes its fun and sometimes its not...[/QUOTE]
Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and say "you talkin' to me?"
Have you ever had a passenger accidentally leave pickled Herring in the back seat?
Has anyone ever gotten into your cab and asked: "Follow that car!"?
Fine r8 me l8...
Have you ever fapped in the cab while not driving?
[QUOTE=TippZ;20553286]It's a fact in Sweden that you can only call for taxis, no picking up for you![/QUOTE]
I know that part, i was wondering if they pick people up. Tack för svaret.
Have [i]you[/i] ever puked or thrown up while driving your taxi :)
Do you have tattoos?
do you get sick of people asking you what time you are working to?
Has anyone ever gotten into your cab and yelled "Just go! I don't care where just go!" like in the movies?
All of these answers are run of the mill, serious responses that you'd expect to get. This isn't any fun.
Do you have a mohawk?
I went with a cab when I was in sweden multiple times (Goteborg) because the public transport is crap for tourists, and it's pretty cheap compared to here.
Longest distance you've driven?
Did you know that being a taxi driver is the most dangerous job in the world?
If I press [b]X[/b], will you drive faster and swerve in and out of the oncoming lane?
[QUOTE=gamerguy99;20554030]Longest distance you've driven?
Did you know that being a taxi driver is the most dangerous job in the world?[/QUOTE]
Did you know that being an Alaskan Crab Fisherman is the most dangerous job in the world?
Do you tolerate smokers in your cab?
Have you ever used that cab emergency thingi-ma-bob that says you're being harrassed or robbed? (We have one in Canada anyway).
Has anyone famous ever gotten in your cab? If so, who?
Are you Ben Bailey?
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