Anyone ever wanked off in the back of your cab?
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[QUOTE=misterv;20553518]Has anyone ever gotten into your cab and yelled "Just go! I don't care where just go!" like in the movies?[/QUOTE]
Then like in Two Pints he goes "Give me an adress it's not a bloody war film"
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[QUOTE=Mr. Ambleu;20554095]Did you know that being an Alaskan Crab Fisherman is the most dangerous job in the world?[/QUOTE]
I love deadliest catch.
Does anyone make any landmine jokes to you if they find out your Bosnian?
Have you ever had a suicide bomber destroy your cab?
Have you ever gotten a boner from a hot woman who wanted a ride?
Automatic or stick-shift?
Check your Flux Compacitor.
Did you ever shave your hair into a short mohawk and go kill a prostitute dealer?
Have you ever refused a ride to someone?
[QUOTE=TacoFamine;20556041]Check your Flux Compacitor.[/QUOTE]
Capacitor.
Have you ever punched someone in your taxi?
Have you ever fapped in the back seat of your taxi and then accused the passenger of doing it?