Alex Jones doused with hot coffee on the streets of Seattle
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why does he run like that
this entire thing feels like an opening to a gta mission tbh
Alex Jones would fit as a character in GTA
The US is such a surreal place. I wish we had this crazy shit here.
[QUOTE=Ithon;52589303]At least I know one city we I can get away with assault.
oh man that title on the official channel, you don't have to click just know I didn't make up the title of the video.
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkW_x2MNf2w[/media][/QUOTE]
i mean i guess the title wasn't wrong lol
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;52588449][media]https://youtu.be/SpmyXK0j0c0[/media][/QUOTE]
"cowards wanna get in people's faces"
after he gets into a dudes face
Reminds me of another fight he got in.
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amwcofYf4Ms[/media]
I'm not an expert in terms of videos of crazy people yelling and chasing strangers on the street but this video seems fake as fuck.
[QUOTE=Mud;52589642]this entire thing feels like an opening to a gta mission tbh[/QUOTE]
His children brought away from him, his audience destroyed as the liberal overlords strart cracking up on his ilk as an answer to neo-nazis, Alex Jones is a man that has almost nothing. Almost. The only things he has left are his body, overflowing of super male vitality, his business sense, and his knowledge of the human psyche of the less fortunate.
And these skills can be used... in less than legal ways. After crashing at the house of two of his fans, Joe and Bill, who turn out be heroine cooks, Alex Jones decide to use his charisma and superhuman strengths to become the greatest criminal boss there is. Here begins a tale of corruption, criminal business, and gay frogs. But not all tha glitters is gold... and not all dead bodies are the work of enemy gangs. After Alex Jones' minions get attacked by mysterious men in black, the plot thickens, as it's clear that not only criminals wants to overturn Jones' criminal empire...
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Methinks this is probably just fake.
Alex Jones just played you all. The people on his side get more "evidence" to support him, and the people against him get more reasons to laugh at him while still watching his content.
Though I think it should be obvious by now that a lot of Alex Jones's shtick is played up.
[QUOTE=Rahu X;52590215][media]https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/898672162591997953[/media]
Methinks this is probably just fake.
Alex Jones just played you all. The people on his side get more "evidence" to support him, and the people against him get more reasons to laugh at him while still watching his content.
Though I think it should be obvious by now that a lot of Alex Jones's shtick is played up.[/QUOTE]
Even my immediate family bought it.
[QUOTE=Zick-1957;52589874]Reminds me of another fight he got in.
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amwcofYf4Ms[/media][/QUOTE]
"Okay we've just been assaulted get the cops, get the cops" at 0:20 is delivered like the next phase of a plan.
You'd think Alex Jones of all people would be able to fake shouting.
[QUOTE=Rahu X;52590215][media]https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/898672162591997953[/media]
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As opposed to a real wrestling show?
fake or not, something about Alex Jones getting heated for the smallest thing is hilarious
[editline]20th August 2017[/editline]
like honestly he copped the middle finger and he went bezerk, like fuck i would not wanna see his reaction if he's in traffic and someone flips him off, does he get out of his car and run like a gta character to confront them about how they're mainstream media cucks
BOILING COFFEE
I'm going to ignore the retarded use of the words BOILING but having regular hot coffee poured on you would give you burns bad enough to start uncontrollably screaming, not just walk off like you just paid someone to throw lukewarm water at you.
So it's probably fake but we know for sure Alex Jones is a clown, so what else is new
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why does he run like that[/QUOTE]
super male vitality
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Seems like running full speed straight at someone might not be a good idea. Like. Seems justified to mace or taze the crazy man at that point. You can't run at people that insult you.
[QUOTE=Evilaviator;52589362]Alex won in this case. He's there to stir shit up and it's clear he got what he wanted. The video above just proves it.[/QUOTE]
He proves that he can use actors??? what?
I honestly think the only one who wasn't an actor was the one who called him racist. There others block themselves awkwardly love on a stage.
We need to trump Donald Trump, Alex Jones 2020!
The more Alex Jones clips I watch, the more I get the impression that it is just a role that he plays so he can make people afraid, and get them to buy all the products that he is constantly selling. I'm honestly surprised that so many people really are uninformed enough to believe his message.
[QUOTE=Solomon;52589358]poor alex[/QUOTE]
More like pour alex.
I'm still upset he ran across the street without checking for cars.
He could have ruined someone's new car
[QUOTE=Bonde;52593331]The more Alex Jones clips I watch, the more I get the impression that it is just a role that he plays so he can make people afraid, and get them to buy all the products that he is constantly selling.[/QUOTE]
this is the literal truth though
[QUOTE=Bonde;52593331]The more Alex Jones clips I watch, the more I get the impression that it is just a role that he plays so he can make people afraid, and get them to buy all the products that he is constantly selling. I'm honestly surprised that so many people really are uninformed enough to believe his message.[/QUOTE]
That's what his lawyer claimed at his divorce trial
[QUOTE]At a recent pretrial hearing, attorney Randall Wilhite told state District Judge Orlinda Naranjo that using his client Alex Jones’ on-air Infowars persona to evaluate Alex Jones as a father would be like judging Jack Nicholson in a custody dispute based on his performance as the Joker in “Batman.”
“He’s playing a character,” Wilhite said of Jones. “He is a performance artist.”
But in emotional testimony at the hearing, Kelly Jones, who is seeking to gain sole or joint custody of her three children with Alex Jones, portrayed the volcanic public figure as the real Alex Jones.
“He’s not a stable person,” she said of the man with whom her 14-year-old son and 9- and 12-year-old daughters have lived since her 2015 divorce. “He says he wants to break Alec Baldwin’s neck. He wants J-Lo to get raped.
“I’m concerned that he is engaged in felonious behavior, threatening a member of Congress,” she said, referring to his recent comments about California Democrat Adam Schiff. “He broadcasts from home. The children are there, watching him broadcast.”[/QUOTE]
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What the fuck even is Alex Jones at this point?
[QUOTE=Azelf;52594150]What the fuck even is Alex Jones at this point?[/QUOTE]
He's a pioneer, He's an explorer, He's a human, and He's coming!
We need an open world Alex Jones video game ASAP.
Why would anyone want to scald our humble water filter salesman?
[QUOTE=Deathgrunt;52594238]He's a pioneer, He's an explorer, He's a human, and He's cumming![/QUOTE]
fixed that
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