Feels bad that our language is used to produce such a crap, fucking bible fanatists.
By taking one month of a college level Old Testament class, I can say that these people have EVERYTHING wrong. Every little detail they use to try proving their point is false.
[editline]9th March 2011[/editline]
People have to eventually learn that the Bible is about learning morals from stories. For example, when analyzed in a historical context, the first creation story (the 7 day one) was written in a way to counter the other religions of the time while the second creation story (Adam and Eve) says at the end that "Therefore a man leaves his father and his mother and clings to his wife, and they become one flesh. And the man and his wife were both naked, and were not ashamed."
I am half asleep, so I am not sure if I make sense, but the Bible is a valuable book... as a collection of nursery rhymes, not fact.
[QUOTE=SeanL;28519976]My dad was telling me about how he seen this as well. Those people are going to have a grand time washing they're cars on May 22nd.[/QUOTE]
Yes, they will have fun washing they are cars.
~according~ to
nothings going to happen kiddos
If the world had ended every time some religious nutjob predicted it would, this would be Dragon Ball Z.
Matthew 24:16, "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."
-Bible, regarding the end of the world.
[QUOTE=porn;28519592]The bible doesnt guarentee it.
“But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only" Matthew 24:36-44[/QUOTE]
okay better ask my dad
[QUOTE=JackHowers;28519610]Funny thing is, according to Christianity, the coming of Christ will be at a random point.[/QUOTE]
Wrong.
A definite time is implied; it doesn't say anything to the effect of "God will sit up one day and decide to usher forth the apocalypse on a whim." We are simply told it isn't given to us personally to know when.
One topic on the site is "Gay Pride: Sign of the end" So they hate Gays? Not that i am.
[QUOTE=Xonax;28521278]One topic on the site is "Gay Pride: Sign of the end" So they hate Gays? [B]Not that i am[/B].[/QUOTE]
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what
And what sense does this make?
[quote=nutheads]We also have known for some time that the date of the first day of the Day of Judgment coincides with the day when the Rapture will take place, on May 21, 2011. But then it was discovered that there are exactly 722,500 days from April 1, 33 A.D. until May 21, 2011. This fact gives us another infallible, absolute proof that May 21, 2011 is the date of the Rapture.[/quote]
I should make "survive the end of the world kits" and market it to their followers. By wearing this cross on your foot, the blah blah blah whatevers wont kill you and you will be chosen to live forever! $19.99! But wait! We are going to give you TWO kits for the price of one! That's right, save your spouse, brother, mother or friend!
In the kit, a highlighted bible with the above said verses. Possibly some pre-mix koolaid / posion... hmm.
That's my birthday
derp
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Helena[/url]
Saint Helena Day
[QUOTE=deathstarboot;28519814]Right then and there I knew they were full of shit.
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You mean that
[quote]The Bible is the Holy Book[B] written by Holy God[/B] [/quote]
didn't tip you off?
Gee, I wonder why it's called this chapter was called Gospel of Mark. Guess the Lord just had a fondness for him!
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what[/QUOTE]
How is MLP gay?
Let's not derail the thread, Please. We're talking about idiots.
[QUOTE=killover;28519795]Sweet that's my fucking birthday.[/QUOTE]
God must hate you then if he gives you a worldwide cataclysm as a gift.
this is fucking stupid, stop scareing people you faggot!
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Well, at least my birthday is 3 days before it. I lucked out. :buddy:
It's about time we reset the universe.
This is all just a simulation anyway.
[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;28519777]-4,990 + 7,000 = 2010. :eng101:[/QUOTE]
I think they count 0 A.D. as a year as well which would make up for the discrepancy, not that any of this shit matters anyway.
im gonna die
Sure glad I was able to see Deicide before the world ended
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[QUOTE=FloaterTWO;28519606]It'll suck if it does happen, my birthday is on the 24th.
Can't it wait a few days? :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Mine's a month after yours, Fuck :saddowns:
[quote]1. The nation of Israel was destroyed by the Romans in
the year 70 A.D. As a consequence, for more than 1,800
years it did not exist as a nation. Nor did it have its own
homeland. But then in 1948, almost miraculously, it
became a nation with its own homeland. God planned
this event for many reasons. One was to demonstrate that
the world is getting near its end (Matthew 24:32,33).[/quote]
That makes absolutely no fucking sense. It's hard to swallow that anybody could be this amazingly retarded. I hope he takes out a bunch of sheep with him.
[QUOTE=Badal;28521147]Matthew 24:16, "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."
-Bible, regarding the end of the world.[/QUOTE]
I love how some christians just ignore the bible, and make up their own stories.
If the world ends due to religion or otherwise, that sucks and i'll be seriously angry.
Why end something so good for no reason..
[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;28519777]-4,990 + 7,000 = 2010. :eng101:[/QUOTE]
Don't count year 0, and it is 2009. The world ended 2 years ago.
Or would it be the other way around? Take out 0 and it's 2011? Someone figure this out for me before I go to sleep.
You know why this is definetly bullshit? not saying I beleived it in the first place but the fact is that the people who "believe" that the world is going to end don't even try that hard to warn people. I know that if I beleived that I had legitamate evidence that the world was going to end I would try my best to warn as many people as I could.
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