My stomach growls/farts and makes weird noises in school and at home.

[Hullu V3]

When gas get's trapped behind your turd, it makes your stomach ache and growl.

Once you take a shit, all the gasses will be released and you will feel better.

[TINCAN]

[QUOTE=Leg of Doom;19995086]This used to happen to me but it stopped when i stopped drinking petrol[/QUOTE]

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[editline]06:30PM[/editline]

and uh eat healthily

[Ryzo]

[QUOTE=radioactive;19995815]No, Facepunch is obviously haunted by the undead.

:iiam:[/QUOTE]

:ohdear:

[werner]

I get this when I dont eat something at morning , it sucks

[Sickle]

[QUOTE=Zackin5;19995037]My body always wants to fart at the most embarrassing times.[/QUOTE]

That and getting erections at the most inopportune times.

Like you'll be fantasizing during class and...

'Sickle, would you like to come to the front of the class and define[I] x[/I]?'
[I]

No, you sick fuck... :saddowns:[/I]

[TheIceman]

I think you should eat food.

That ought to make it go away.

[haloguy234]

How hydrated are you? Start drinking lots of water and eat fruits for a change.

[JC Denton]

Drink lots of water, eat more fiber (and less meat). If you feel that you have gas, try to find a private place like a bathroom. This may sound weird, but get down on your hands and knees. Get into a position as if you were doing it doggy style (and you're the female). After a while, you'll feel the pressure build up and you'll have some MEGA FARTS.

[The Philosopher]

[QUOTE=JC Denton;19998491]Drink lots of water, eat more fiber (and less meat). If you feel that you have gas, try to find a private place like a bathroom. This may sound weird, but get down on your hands and knees. Get into a position as if you were doing it doggy style (and you're the female). After a while, you'll feel the pressure build up and you'll have some MEGA FARTS.[/QUOTE]

Lmfao. Hahahahahahahaha.

That just made me chock on my nutritious apple.