The Dragon Thread - RIP DRAGON MODE 2005-2013

[ROFLBURGER]

hi im here to give my two cents

honestly there is nothing wrong with jacking off to furry shit EXCEPT when its to the point where you rather boink a dragon than a human and/or it starts taking control of your life and/or it starts to get generally dangerous. is furry stuff normal? no. Is there something wrong with liking something that isn't normal? fuck no.

giving helix snake shit is really dumb because it's counter productive like i don't get those threads sometimes with that aggressiveness, he asks for help and you spit on him and it's really disgusting. you're basically throwing him in a corner and giving him reasons not to get help

i've said some really dumb shit towards furries that I regret but this is just shameful. i rather see someone get help for something like this instead of jerking to porn for the rest of his life

[ultra_bright]

I own a bearded dragon, he is fat and lazy.

Sometimes he tries to climb out of his tank when I sleep at night and his claws scratching up against the glass drives me nuts.

This is all I can contribute.

[kazookie]

Not to be ignorant, but less talking more dergdergderg.
Please take it somewhere else if you really have to continue.

[IMG]http://i57.tinypic.com/1zeja6g.jpg[/IMG]
By [URL=http://www.furaffinity.net/user/jc/]JC[/URL]

[Sitkero]

[del]Sungazers[/del] Actual Dragons

[img]https://36.media.tumblr.com/aa61b7ca090731d4099c0a87e4ab760b/tumblr_nggalkYM751tsuj88o2_1280.jpg[/img]

[img]https://41.media.tumblr.com/2bbee431976ebfd0e3e0e80d33c328a8/tumblr_n1rom619np1rdag7yo1_1280.jpg[/img]

[kazookie]

[QUOTE=Sitkero;47188096][del]Sungazers[/del] Actual Dragons

[img]https://36.media.tumblr.com/aa61b7ca090731d4099c0a87e4ab760b/tumblr_nggalkYM751tsuj88o2_1280.jpg[/img]

[img]https://41.media.tumblr.com/2bbee431976ebfd0e3e0e80d33c328a8/tumblr_n1rom619np1rdag7yo1_1280.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Why does Norway have to have so damn strict laws on what you can and can't have as pets..
Like, you have to have some severe allergies to even own a damn snake.

I WANT ONE NOW.

[ECrownofFire]

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;47187980]I own a bearded dragon, he is fat and lazy.

Sometimes he tries to climb out of his tank when I sleep at night and his claws scratching up against the glass drives me nuts.

This is all I can contribute.[/QUOTE]

Wow, not even contributing pictures. What a jerk.

[LoneWolf_Recon]

First time poster, long time lurker. I like dergs.

Have a baby rayquaza (I count it as a derg, can we count it as a derg?).

[IMG]http://oi58.tinypic.com/2d0ckkw.jpg[/IMG]
[URL="http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15658273/"]s[/URL]

[Carbisari]

suddenly kobold

[IMG]http://40.media.tumblr.com/688f319a267e6736abcce8e715952d72/tumblr_njybbjzKfd1rb3677o1_1280.jpg[/IMG]
[url=http://maimbutt.tumblr.com/post/111347795653/livestream-request-for-a-bellydancer-kobold]Source[/url]

them FEETS

[Angus725]

[t]https://hulkamaniacsmurf.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/img_0702.jpg[/t]

[img]http://media.wizards.com/2014/ujehvsbfrf153/en_w54r4t295i.png[/img]

[Archival]

My mate pulled that card from a booster the other day, its worth like $40.
Thing is, I was buying boosters too but went "nah its ok you go first"
:c

[Angus725]

Another pissed off dragon courtesy of MTG:

[img]https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0379/94/1423684037961.jpg[/img]
[img]http://boardgamesweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dragonsoftarkir.jpg[/img]

[img]http://mythicspoiler.com/frf/cards/kolaghanthestormsfury.jpg[/img]

Pulled this one from a fatpack a few days ago actually, although it isn't worth much (and not-so-useful in competitive play)

[Carbisari]

man fuck competitive play I got so sick of seeing those planewalker cards everywhere, what goddamn pay-to-win shit

rant done sorry I jsut want the cards that have the cool pictures

[Boozy&Bitter]

Dragon deck is OP but also dragons

[LoneWolf_Recon]

[QUOTE=Levithan;47188655]man fuck competitive play I got so sick of seeing those planewalker cards everywhere, what goddamn pay-to-win shit

rant done sorry I jsut want the cards that have the cool pictures[/QUOTE]

Standard essentially becomes that after a while, the rotate is nice but some people just build broken/op/expensive decks.

Also money sink.

[ECrownofFire]

[QUOTE=LoneWolf_Recon;47188867]Standard essentially becomes that after a while, the rotate is nice but some people just build broken/op/expensive decks.

Also money sink.[/QUOTE]

Well yes people do tend to build competitive decks for a competitive game.

[kazookie]

[QUOTE=LoneWolf_Recon;47188140]First time poster, long time lurker. I like dergs.

Have a baby rayquaza (I count it as a derg, can we count it as a derg?).

[IMG]http://t.facdn.net/[e-mail][/IMG]
[URL="http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15658273/"]s[/URL][/QUOTE]

Using FA image links in [img] tags doesn't work, by the way

[LoneWolf_Recon]

[QUOTE=kazookie;47190560]Using FA image links in [img] tags doesn't work, by the way[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the heads up (edited).

[EvilSkydiver]

Ok, so I've given it some thought. I have a 94' Corvette that I'm working on fixing up and I can't think of anything better then to have a BD dildo as a Shifter, ps it's a manual, as the cherry on top. So my question is which one should I get? I really want it to be flamboyant, maybe glow in the dark and of course be a dragon one. Because nothing says going fast like grabbing a big hunk of derg meat when shifting the gears~
Also here is my fave armadillo lizard :3
[t]http://i.imgur.com/mGUeu1W.jpg[/t]
Also something cute <3
[img]http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhehwc18eG1qa8kbzo1_500.png[/img]

[Siminov]

NO

I have to drive that thing too

[Viva_]

oh god don't do that hahaha

[EvilSkydiver]

I was not thinking of having the shifter on permanently but sorta as a gag thing at furcons.

[mekiota]

Hey! I'm new. Well not technically. I've been lurking since v1, just made an account last month, and figured it was finally time to start posting. Yo.

[Roll_Program]

[QUOTE=Viva;47194558]oh god don't do that hahaha[/QUOTE]

He's trolling lol.

[EvilSkydiver]

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;47197621]He's trolling lol.[/QUOTE]

Who is trolling? I'm actually serious. Besides a replacement Corvette shifter is almost as much as a BD dildo. Why not get something stylish for that kind of money. Terra the Amazon Wyvern Looks like it would work pretty good. I also Like the royal dragon but I'd have to mod the base and last I was thinking of the dragon tongue. One of them three. I don't have a whole lot of room to play around with so it's going to have to be short.

This is how much space I have to work with.
[img]http://rideonboard.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/corvette_c4_coupe_25.jpg[/img]

[Roll_Program]

I'll believe it when I see it.

[DarKSunrise]

holy shit that interior looks so cool

[Snek]

while you're at it, replace the steering wheel with a twin bad dragon yoke too

[editline]23rd February 2015[/editline]

and the brake / accelerator pedals too

[DarKSunrise]

get plates that say rrerr

[Fhenexx]

Just flat out trade out your Corvette for a real life dragon

[mekiota]

I'd suggest going with the dragon tongue. The shape is more ergonomic and the ridges on the underside are a nice place to put your fingers when you shift. Not that I would know. <.<