[QUOTE=Drake Fazuku;45187845]In short, they botched the movie real hard.
You're better off only reading the books, even though Paolini's writing isn't really that remarkable.[/QUOTE]
To be fully honest I almost always prefer movies to books. I get that books are almost always better, but I'm a sucker for the visual effects and actual immersion.
Also, we can't go 5 posts without a dragon! so here
Raaah.
[URL="http://lauraramirez.deviantart.com/art/Naycustrina-Dragon-462746242"][IMG]http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2014/173/f/0/naycustrina_dragon_by_lauraramirez-d7ni9aa.png[/IMG][/URL]
[QUOTE=OldTyrant;45187147]Anyone remember Eragon?[/QUOTE]
it had a really cool dragon that some douchbag destroyed the movie with
[editline]22nd June 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Drake Fazuku;45187845]In short, they botched the movie real hard.
You're better off only reading the books, even though Paolini's writing isn't really that remarkable.[/QUOTE]
no the books are even worse than Game of Thrones, if you want dragons go read the [i]year of the rogue dragons[/i] trillogy
spoilers: it has a lot of dragons including a really cute tiny one
[editline]22nd June 2014[/editline]
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[QUOTE=Combine 177;45181792]Look what they have at TeeFury for this day.
[img]https://images.teefury.com/products_large_images/battle/1402932573_TFX2_Fury_Left.png[/img]
[url]http://www.teefury.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
I ordered one of these for Evilskydiver
<3 you
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[QUOTE=Catscratch;45187746]I never got the chance to see Eragon, what was wrong with Eragon? :o[/QUOTE]
For me, tied with the Last Airbender in terms of worst movies I went to see in the theater.
Wish the fourth book would have come out back when I still read them. Paolini's writing style bugs me now, so I still don't actually know how it ends.
[QUOTE=Siminov;45188608]I ordered one of these for Evilskydiver
<3 you
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Rrerr I love you too dergie <3
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;45178833]am I the only one here that thinks Dragon from Shrek is hawt
[img]http://www.scenicreflections.com/files/Shrek%20the%20Third%20-%20Dragon%20-%2002.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
speaking of that dragon in particular
one seriously has to wonder how Donkey "did it" with Dragon.
[QUOTE=Galen;45192328]speaking of that dragon in particular
one seriously has to wonder how Donkey "did it" with Dragon.[/QUOTE]
You know, penis goes into vagina and babies.
[QUOTE=Galen;45192328]speaking of that dragon in particular
one seriously has to wonder how Donkey "did it" with Dragon.[/QUOTE]
I wonder.. Uh oh..
Cannot get the image out of my head of Donkey doing it with Dragon now. :(.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;45192345]You know, penis goes into vagina and babies.[/QUOTE]
yeah but there's a bit of a size problem going on. Artificial insemination is the only way I can imagine it working.
[editline]23rd June 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Fivas;45192598]I wonder.. Uh oh..
Cannot get the image out of my head of Donkey doing it with Dragon now. :(.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure you've seen worse.
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;45192645]yeah but there's a bit of a size problem going on. Artificial insemination is the only way I can imagine it working.[/QUOTE]
Spelunking.
Isn't there also a problem with the fact that one is a mammal and the other lays eggs?
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;45192645]yeah but there's a bit of a size problem going on. Artificial insemination is the only way I can imagine it working.
[/QUOTE]
In DnD, dragons can shapeshift into a few things that are smaller than their dragon form.
So like they can have a human form, or a cat form, and so on.
She might have had a donkey form, who the fuck knows.
[editline]23rd June 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;45194258]Isn't there also a problem with the fact that one is a mammal and the other lays eggs?[/QUOTE]
Well, again going off of DnD logic here, people can fuck dragons and have half-dragon babies, can't see why other shit can't do the same.
all i can say is
it's a good thing Donkey is the male and Dragon is the female :v:
[QUOTE=Sableye;45188157]it had a really cool dragon that some douchbag destroyed the movie with
[editline]22nd June 2014[/editline]
no the books are even worse than Game of Thrones, if you want dragons go read the [i]year of the rogue dragons[/i] trillogy
spoilers: it has a lot of dragons including a really cute tiny one
[/QUOTE]
imo you can get more immersion with books than movies because of more effective descriptions vs visuals.
Though my opinion is that the book is better, it still isn't great. Paolini's writing is quite descriptive and it isn't a bore to read, but it doesn't really stand out either. The plot is... cliched and not spectacular, and the resolution is worse.
The characters... are a bore. Eragon is a mary sue, and the other characters just seem generic.
I'd still recommend reading it though just because of its fame.
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;45194258]Isn't there also a problem with the fact that one is a mammal and the other lays eggs?[/QUOTE]
Jesus fucking christ, your avatar.
[sp]I recognize it[/sp]
[QUOTE=Nidhogg;45197462]Jesus fucking christ, your avatar.
[sp]I recognize it[/sp][/QUOTE]
h0rse animations...
I photoshoped a dragon's head onto some dude's body.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/9LWEl8T.png[/img]
No idea why I did this.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;45198074]I photoshoped a dragon's head onto some dude's body.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/9LWEl8T.png[/img]
No idea why I did this.[/QUOTE]
[i]"Ssssssoooo.. You wissssh to borrow 10.000 gold from my.. copiousssss hoard? ... DENIED!"[/i]
Been feeling mentally blind for the past few months... Blind, as in I cant imagine my future at all.
3 months of (apparently mild) depression at the start of the year set off a chain of thoughts that has lead to a loss of goals, ambition, and identity.
It's as if I've dug myself into a mental hole, and cant seem to find where up is. I'm fairly accomplished in skill, yet I'm too intimidated to apply for jobs that I would like. This hit me pretty hard recently when I regret the internship I'm at right now.
I'm lonely. It doesn't help that I've moved twice, covering literally (just) over 9,000 miles around the globe in the last 2 years (although I'll be going back to Canada in a few months).
[sp]pm me if you want my steam id, chatting with someone else helps![/sp]
Ironically, it's because of how often I moved during my childhood that I've developed my interest for the internet. (I've been to 8 or 9 schools between kindergarten and grade 8 due to family reasons)
I feel that I'm at another crossroads in my life, but I've lost all direction, and cant seem to choose which path to follow. Worse, not even my parents really understand me due to cultural differences.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;45198074]I photoshoped a dragon's head onto some dude's body.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/9LWEl8T.png[/img]
No idea why I did this.[/QUOTE]
immediatly thought of
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Magritte_TheSonOfMan.jpg[/t]
[editline]24th June 2014[/editline]
also i guess i didn't need to sleep tonight, that'll keep me up for a while because of how scary it is
scalies fapping to seath the scaleless
what.
[QUOTE=Galen;45205226]scalies fapping to seath the scaleless
what.[/QUOTE]
Excuse me?
you heard me right
there are so-called "scalies" out there who fap to something that literally has "scaleless" in the name
WHAT
[QUOTE=Galen;45205226]scalies fapping to seath the scaleless
what.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2z_cbgu6bQ?t=5m7s[/media]
(5:07-5:12)
[editline]24th June 2014[/editline]
ALTHOUGH to be fair I'm not a big fan of the whole tentacles-and-crystals thing he has going on, that's a bit too weird
[QUOTE=Galen;45205318]you heard me right
there are so-called "scalies" out there who fap to something that literally has "scaleless" in the name
WHAT[/QUOTE]
Yes, but he's still a dragon.
Quite the empasse, huh
[QUOTE=Drake Fazuku;45205585]Yes, but he's still a dragon.
Quite the empasse, huh[/QUOTE]
there's furry dragons why not fucked up skinless tentacle geode monster dragons
[QUOTE=Itszutak;45206085]there's furry dragons why not fucked up skinless tentacle geode monster dragons[/QUOTE]
They'll never be cute enough for me
Guess what this is for. :v:
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7835823/pyro_dragonplush.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Nidhogg;45208922]Guess what this is for. :v:
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7835823/pyro_dragonplush.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I have no idea but I want one :3
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