• Cooking with Offline
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:siren: [highlight]READ THIS[/highlight] :siren: Ok first off mang don't be too lazy to skip any instructions that will lead this to dangerously improper proportions which I will make it clear to you that you do not want mang :siren: [highlight]^ READ THAT ^[/highlight] :siren: ok step 1 go to some pizza restaurant mang I dotn care which one just get a 3 meat :siren: [highlight]HAS TO BE 3 AND WITH 3 SLICES LEFT[/highlight] :siren: [IMG]http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/BJK51/100_1817.jpg[/IMG] then like get a microwave oven :siren: [highlight]CAN'T BE ANY OVEN IT HAS TO BE THIS EXACT MODEL[/highlight] I cba to go find out what model it is exactly so good lukc [IMG]http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/BJK51/100_1818.jpg[/IMG] ok mang insert it into the microwaves main compartment and insert it for 50 secs then wait 50 secs it will be too cold so insert it for another 29 secs wait 29 secs mang we almost ther ok still not pefct instert for another 1.53 secs no more no less AM I CLEAR wait for 1.53 secs :siren: [highlight] YOU NOW HAVE A NATURALLY CRAFTED COCA COLA[/highlight] :siren: [IMG]http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/BJK51/100_1823.jpg[/IMG] enjoyy [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Parody thread" - TH89))[/highlight]
omg it worked thx bro
That's a Pepsi. :colbert:
I did this and all I got was pizza.
That's no coca-cola. That's a pepsi. [editline]08:11PM[/editline] fucking ninjas
[img]http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww285/cokelegacy/488.jpg[/img] HELP I USED THE WRONG MlCROWAVE
I put it in for too long and now it's a doctor pepper :saddowns:
Excuse me... What?
bad thread bad poster ban
i tried this and all i came out with was pepsi mang [img]http://www.adverblog.com/archives/img/pepperoni.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Zombii;22445434]That's a Pepsi. :colbert:[/QUOTE] thats the joke :jerkbag:
Oh fuck what happened I just have hot pizza now where's my coke :gonk:
Perfect example of GD going down the shitter
thank u i now have many coca colas i will eat them now
Awesome.
[QUOTE=BackOnCrack;22445640]Perfect example of GD going down the shitter[/QUOTE] There's just nothing to talk about, so we talk about random shit.
Please find out wich model you have, I soo want to do this.. :saddowns:
OP is genius.
I got a coke instead.
Ew, fucking little ceasers sucks.
[QUOTE=DrPharmacist;22446609]I got a coke instead.[/QUOTE] I got piss :saddowns:
Mmm refreshing
the fuck does mang mean
Ah the joys of Crafting, I one put an orange in the microwave with a tomato and got a soufflé.
[QUOTE=alphaspida;22446903]the fuck does mang mean[/QUOTE] [url=http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mang]use this new tool its like brand new it tells you the answer to things in seconds[/url]
I read the title cooking while offline. With this content, we're still better off cooking offline. [QUOTE=frankie penis;22447090][url=http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mang]use this new tool its like brand new it tells you the answer to things in seconds[/url][/QUOTE] Shouldve just used the "i'm feeling lucky"
What the fuck is up with all these threads? "Hey I'll make up directions on how to do something stupid." I didn't laugh the first time I saw a thread like this, and honestly we don't need a new one every day, they aren't funny, and they aren't even clever.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;22446655]Ew, fucking little ceasers sucks.[/QUOTE] u fuken suxx
Hmm... Let's try it with a hamburger. [editline]03:49PM[/editline] Okay, wow. Why'd it give me a fucking Glock?
It sounded so easy...just put the 3 slice pizza into the microwave....but I've put the pizza the opposite way in the microwave and guess what happened [b]A RESONANCE CASCADE[/b] [img]http://eyeofgamers.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/800px-resonance_cascade_ayool.jpg[/img]
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