• How I Became Scarface in Less than 3 Seconds
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hi babe ill be your boyfriend
That's not even bad.
[QUOTE=Pascall;19394780]Mmk. Also, I have a boy. Did you not read the OP? :)[/QUOTE] yes you want more boys because you are a whore you think i don't understand women
post more pictures of yourself for reference
[QUOTE=Pascall;19394758]I bet you would like that. I posted a lot in FT when I first joined. Didn't go to GD as much.[/QUOTE] i like it in my mouth
Hey sexy.
actually yeah just a piece of paper with facepunch would do fine
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;19394817]yes you want more boys because you are a whore you think i don't understand women[/QUOTE] I don't think you do. It's okay though.
do it fgt
dump your boyfriend and call me, i don't have a dog but i do have a dong.
[QUOTE=Owner3;19394788]karma for not being in the kitchen[/QUOTE] trudat
You call those scars, look more like scratches to me. Sorry for the scratches though, I hate being bitten, or clawed by any animal.
You actually look nice without makeup. You seemed to be worried about that, but you look good.
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;19394837]actually yeah just a piece of paper with facepunch would do fine[/QUOTE] What, to prove that that's actually me?
[QUOTE=Pascall;19394799]Dog was about 70 lbs.[/QUOTE] Reguardless, this is a cry for attention from an attention whore. "Oh, look at me. dog stepped on my face. give me pity."
1 time a dog tride to hump me and eh scrached me a little but not 2 much but it leave a mark and hurt a for a wile
[QUOTE=Pascall;19394758]I bet you would like that. I posted a lot in FT when I first joined. Didn't go to GD as much.[/QUOTE] do you even play gmod?
[QUOTE=Pascall;19394799]Dog was about 70 lbs.[/QUOTE] okay try having a 300 lb. lineback tackle you.
[QUOTE=Pascall;19394843]I don't think you do. It's okay though.[/QUOTE] you made this thread because your "boyfriend (eg middle school weeklong relationship) isn't idolizing you because it's near the end of the week, so you decided to post pictures of yourself on a forum full of middle school nerds so they would swoon
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;19394837]actually yeah just a piece of paper with facepunch would do fine[/QUOTE] nah i think she's real i added her on facebook she hasn't accepted tho
So yea, i got a scar on my arm, hand, feet, ankle, stomach, earlobes, near my mouth and about a few hundred on my legs. I'm gonna make a thread about each one :) On a more serious note, same thing happened to me cept it was a cat. Its claws dug deep and basically pierced my ear lobes... it was fucking dangling from my ears for like 2 seconds. Yeah, now maybe 4 years later, it disappeared. But theres still this solid ball thingy inside my ear... under the skin.
Hey guys, ketchup here to sum up the thread. "hey whats going on in thi- HOLY SHIT ITS A GIRL THAT'S MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE, BE IRRATIONAL AND SUCK HER METAPHORICAL DICK OVER SOME SCRATCHES"
A similiar thing happened to me about a year ago. My dog scratched me directly in the middle of my eyelid. Scratch was about the same as yours. I'm one lucky motherfucker, I don't even wanna know what would've happened if I had my eye open at the time.
[QUOTE=Nodo;19394911]A similiar thing happened to me about a year ago. My dog scratched me directly in the middle of my eyelid. Scratch was about the same as yours. I'm one lucky motherfucker, I don't even wanna know what would've happened if I had my eye open at the time.[/QUOTE] hey buddy you're not a girl we don't give a shit
[QUOTE=Penis Colada;19394885]do you even play gmod?[/QUOTE] Yep. I don't own it though. Don't have a computer that can handle any kind of graphics that one would consider "good".
[QUOTE=Pascall;19394860]What, to prove that that's actually me?[/QUOTE] yeah do that
[QUOTE=Pascall;19394860]What, to prove that that's actually me?[/QUOTE] would be nice prove that you're an attention whore rather than a troll (ps you'd rather be an attention whore trust me)
you got fucked up
show me your titties
[QUOTE=raccoon12;19394941]show me your titties[/QUOTE] 12 year old titties seriously
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