Do it all the time, im always messed up. Just get out of bed and do something.
[QUOTE=Wiggles;18764684]Keep yourself occupied at all times, preferably with something stimulating like playing a game or watching pornography.[/QUOTE]
Just don't fall asleep in front of the computer with your dick out.
Put your elbow on the table with your palm facing up and rest you chin on the palm. It's much harder to fall asleep in this position.
Caffeine pills. They also have the side effect of making you hyper, which boosts your productivity! I should know. I've had quite a few and I wrote eight pages of Biology notes in half an hour! And answered some French questions! Good times.
Adderall.
Invite a friend over.
[QUOTE=jr059375;18766257]Chew Gum.
Don't drink milk.
Coffee.
Soda.
Sit in an uncomfortable chair.[/QUOTE]
And watch furry porn, mental trauma is great for staying awake.
You'll end up like this guy, but you'll never sleep again.
Two angry furries gave me some boxes.
operate heavy machinery.
Drink ice cold water.
Or buy some meth. And smoke it.
Play games
Bash your head into any hard surface. You can't fall asleep if you're already unconscious.
Tickle your gooch.
Forget energy drinks
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Caffeine overdrive.
Hot showers can work wonders for you. Usually if im in a desperate need of energy and feel like my eyes are going to slam shut, ill take a very hot shower and ill be feeling great for 1-2 more hours. No taking bubble baths, that makes you sleepy. Take a warm-hot shower, and youll do fine.
Sources: Me when I write reports last minute
Find something funny.
tips for keeping awake?
fuck i need tips to get to sleep
smoke some meth, you'll be awake for days.
punch your asshole
[QUOTE=Elexar;18767625]This is the most useful post in the thread so far, and it'll probably stay the most useful one.
Thanks for the info. Saved it in a .txt file.[/QUOTE]
Years and years of staying awake as a personal sport. And sleeping deprivations. I hate falling asleep in public places is all :(
I've found that going online keeps me up.
Listen to music that really gets you going, I suggest Flogging Molly or the dropkick murphys.
Buy an 8 ball and do a line.
Join the marines.
My sleep schedule is pretty messed up too, I sleep at days and play games/surf internet at night.
Just slowly start going to bed earilier or later and getting up earlier and later until normal pattern is restored
Apples contain caffeine.
play loud techno
[QUOTE=CunningHam;18766208]Coffee, fuck load of it. Never lay down, ever. Not even for a second. Get some people to play video games with you for hours and hours. Bath a lot too, don't masturbate if orgasms make you tired.[/QUOTE]
Turns out it's possible to fall asleep in the middle of a Need for Speed race.
Whilst driving.
Amphetamine.
Adderall.
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