I ate a Clif bar and I cant stop shitting... Help!!! - General

[QUOTE=booster;25575879]Why'd you stop signing your posts? I liked that parrot.[/QUOTE] Because the mods hate it when blue members got kick ass signatures. Especially Cosmic Duck

Excersive/go for a run, don't forgot your depends.

I guess you could say [i]you can't stop shitting[/i] :smug:

[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;25575858]OP's attention whoring, he put this thread in FT aswell.[/QUOTE] Read the first paragraph of my post

[QUOTE=Endgame23;25575987]Read the first paragraph of my post[/QUOTE] I've told you already. Shove a cork in your ass

[QUOTE=Endgame23;25575681]anyone have some real advice?[/QUOTE] temporarily block the source of the problem. [editline]22nd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=TaniaTiger;25576017]I've told you already. Shove a cork in your ass[/QUOTE] This guy is my doctor

[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;25576017]I've told you already. Shove a cork in your ass[/QUOTE] Okay, ill try this. How far do i stick it in

[QUOTE=Jobby;25576018] This guy is my doctor[/QUOTE] I don't have a penis [editline]22nd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Endgame23;25576050]Okay, ill try this. How far do i stick it in[/QUOTE] just enough to clog it, you don't wanna push it too far up or it might get lost. If you're concerned, attach a string to the end of it like a tampon.

[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;25576053]I don't have a penis [editline]22nd October 2010[/editline] just enough to clog it, you don't wanna push it too far up or it might get lost. If you're concerned, attach a string to the end of it like a tampon.[/QUOTE] K its in, i taped a string. So how long do i keep this here

[QUOTE=Endgame23;25576110]K its in, i taped a string. So how long do i keep this here[/QUOTE] untill you can feel the poop is completely solidified. But don't leave it there too long or you'll pop like a champagne bottle that's filled with faeces.

[QUOTE=Endgame23;25576110]K its in, i taped a string. So how long do i keep this here[/QUOTE] Leave it in for a long time, then the crap will be pressurized into solid turds. This is how diamonds are made.

HNNNNNNG this feels so weird i can feel the shit jiggling in my colon

OP is full of shit

Facepunch = your doctor.

Okay my ass is shaking, its kinda freaking me out... Should i take the cork out? [editline]22nd October 2010[/editline] Fuck now the cork is shaking..... WILL SOMEONE GIVE ME AN ANSWER ALREADY

Are you mad?! Why would you do something like that to your body?!

[QUOTE=Endgame23;25576440]Okay my ass is shaking, its kinda freaking me out... Should i take the cork out? [editline]22nd October 2010[/editline] Fuck now the cork is shaking..... WILL SOMEONE GIVE ME AN ANSWER ALREADY[/QUOTE] Pics of shit.

I think that after this, he probably wont be posting for quite a while. But that's just what I'm thinking.

Ok its starting to hurt, so im gonna attempt to take it out. If i dont respond you know what happened

oops i keeld OP

Make sure you get a bucket first!

[QUOTE=Shadaez;25576172]Leave it in for a long time, then the crap will be pressurized into solid turds. This is how diamonds are made.[/QUOTE] [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RKzQLIUiGFM/TEna9P4uK7I/AAAAAAAAAec/0wroNdAveis/s1600/Diamonds.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Endgame23;25575481]Hey guys, i really need your help- for the past few hours ive been having constant diaherrea, and Fast Threads isnt helping me at all. For lunch today, i ate a chocolate Clif bar my friend gave me. After sticking it halfway in my mouth around the school pretending like i have shit in my mouth, i decided to eat it, knowing that it give me diaherrhea for some reason. So, now Ive been shitting Clif bar endlessly, and i have no medicine in my house for cramps, so what should i do?[/QUOTE] Late, but make some white rice and mix it with cottage cheese. Eat it up.

this forum is so stupid these days

You should put a clif bar in your ass to cancel out the shit.

you ask for a serious answer, but what could it be? see a doctor if its serious, but that's really it. You gave a shitty problem, and therefore, get shitty answers.

[QUOTE=Endgame23;25575481] For lunch today, i ate a chocolate Clif bar my [b]friend[/b] gave me.[/QUOTE] Lol I don't think so.

Sue

Go to doctor..

[IMG]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs924.snc4/73752_123719654350898_100001385915936_150578_2653275_n.jpg[/IMG] OW ALL THAT PAIN FOR JUST THAT And yes, thats blood, the cork scraped my ass