I ate a Clif bar and I cant stop shitting... Help!!! - General

fuck i was eating

[QUOTE=Endgame23;25577683][img_thumb]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs924.snc4/73752_123719654350898_100001385915936_150578_2653275_n.jpg[/img_thumb] OW ALL THAT PAIN FOR JUST THAT And yes, thats blood, the cork scraped my ass[/QUOTE] Holy shit

hAHAHA

Holy crap dude...

:aaaaa:

This is the last time i ever listen to GD for emergency advice

It would be mine too! Dude!

Stick one as far up your arse as possible. It'll act as a barrier.

I once had 6-7 fiber one bars, plus a clif bar and had an ache in the right lower abdomen, nurse thought it could've been appendicitis. During a sonogram to check me out, I farted epically, and it showed lots of gas on the monitor, and nothing bad. I thought I was going to die but it turns out, I just couldn't fart really bad. [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Endgame23;25577683][img_thumb]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs924.snc4/73752_123719654350898_100001385915936_150578_2653275_n.jpg[/img_thumb] OW ALL THAT PAIN FOR JUST THAT And yes, thats blood, the cork scraped my ass[/QUOTE] :ohdear:

[QUOTE=Endgame23;25577683][img_thumb]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs924.snc4/73752_123719654350898_100001385915936_150578_2653275_n.jpg[/img_thumb] OW ALL THAT PAIN FOR JUST THAT And yes, thats blood, the cork scraped my ass[/QUOTE] legend

[QUOTE=Endgame23;25575481]Hey guys, i really need your help- for the past few hours ive been having constant diaherrea, and Fast Threads isnt helping me at all. For lunch today, i ate a chocolate Clif bar my friend gave me. After sticking it halfway in my mouth around the school pretending like i have shit in my mouth, i decided to eat it, knowing that it give me diaherrhea for some reason. So, now Ive been shitting Clif bar endlessly, and i have no medicine in my house for cramps, so what should i do?[/QUOTE] wowwwww u would do that! lol all ican say from a girls perspective is sleep it off.

[QUOTE=Endgame23;25577683][img_thumb]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs924.snc4/73752_123719654350898_100001385915936_150578_2653275_n.jpg[/img_thumb] OW ALL THAT PAIN FOR JUST THAT And yes, thats blood, the cork scraped my ass[/QUOTE] Wow, you actually did it.

[QUOTE=lilhottjankster;25578294]wowwwww u would do that! lol all ican say from a girls perspective is sleep it off.[/QUOTE] Thats gonna be hard seeing my ass hurts too much to sit down :smug:

[QUOTE=Endgame23;25578343]Thats gonna be hard seeing my ass hurts too much to sit down :smug:[/QUOTE] so. how do you feel?

[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;25578424]so. how do you feel?[/QUOTE] I feel like i just had a cork stuck up my ass

Wear a diaper so you can update us while constantly shitting.

Oh god hahahaha. Wow. This thread went from shit to gold instantly with that picture.

[QUOTE=Endgame23;25576440]Okay my ass is shaking, its kinda freaking me out... Should i take the cork out? [editline]22nd October 2010[/editline] Fuck now the cork is shaking..... WILL SOMEONE GIVE ME AN ANSWER ALREADY[/QUOTE] wow I thought you were being an ass/roleplaying then the pic hahaha

[QUOTE=Endgame23;25577683][img_thumb]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs924.snc4/73752_123719654350898_100001385915936_150578_2653275_n.jpg[/img_thumb] OW ALL THAT PAIN FOR JUST THAT And yes, thats blood, the cork scraped my ass[/QUOTE] oh god dude that's fucking gold

I can't help but feel partly responsible for his anus ripping :saddowns:

Why would you eat something that you knew would give you the runs? I say don't do anything, you deserve it for your stupidity.

[QUOTE=finbe;25577776]Holy shit[/QUOTE] There's nothing holy about it

Wallid thread, I know the name from his gmail account, rate me late if it applies.

Wallid...now sticking corks in his ass for attention.

[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;25578829]Wallid thread, I know the name from his gmail account, rate me late if it applies.[/QUOTE] Now that I think about it, Wallid is the only attention whore that would be willing to stick a cork up his ass to get attention.

Who's wallid? Googling now... Oh, it's Doug V0.7b

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25579411]Who's wallid? Googling now... Oh, it's Doug V0.7b[/QUOTE] Doug is a troll. Wallid is a guy who legitimately fucks himself over so FP can give him attention.

The cork wasn't big enough

Kill yourself

MasterQuief why did you rate my cottage cheese + rice post dumb? Is it because I didn't give him stupid advice and gave him actual advice that would work? Sorry!