I ate a Clif bar and I cant stop shitting... Help!!! - General

Put your hand up your ass and pull the first thing you feel

[QUOTE=A Cross What;25579596]Put your hand up your ass and pull the first thing you feel[/QUOTE] I'm imagining OP ripping out his own colon now. The hell is wrong with me.

[QUOTE=PariahKing;25578891]Wallid...now sticking corks in his ass for attention.[/QUOTE] I do that evey day [editline]22nd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;25579621]I'm imagining OP ripping out his own colon now. The hell is wrong with me.[/QUOTE] Some people want him to rip his heart out

Oh God he was serious. Just eat lots of fiber. Problem solved.

[QUOTE=Endgame23;25577683][img_thumb]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs924.snc4/73752_123719654350898_100001385915936_150578_2653275_n.jpg[/img_thumb] OW ALL THAT PAIN FOR JUST THAT And yes, thats blood, the cork scraped my ass[/QUOTE] This was all just a plan to win the post of the year.

Oh my god I am laughing so fucking hard right now.

[url]http://www.facebook.com/wallid.kanaan1[/url] The URL of that picture indicates you uploaded it onto Facebook, and the said URL points to this Facebook page. Oops?

posting in a shit thread

Jesus, Wallid you need a life.

Wallid needs mental help, lol. Attention whore who sticks corks up his ass, he thinks he's famous form these types of threads but he's just a stupid kid.

oh mygod its wallid again LOL

Wait, you uploaded a picture of the bloody cork and shit to your facebook?

[QUOTE=z0mbify;25580684]posting in a shit thread[/QUOTE] Stop threadshitting

op has it easy us jews get irritable bowel syndrome i shit fire nausea all the time for the past couple weeks it's been bad

You know he could have easily taken a regular shit, tied a string to a cork, and threw it in with some red food coloring.

[QUOTE=bopie;25581267]You know he could have easily taken a regular shit, tied a string to a cork, and threw it in with some red food coloring.[/QUOTE] But where's the fun in the realistic option?

Oh god this is gold

I think this story is shit. I should stop with the puns. I don't believe your story :colbert:

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25581732] I don't believe your story :colbert:[/QUOTE][img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs924.snc4/73752_123719654350898_100001385915936_150578_2653275_n.jpg[/img]

Oh come on you sad bastards, hey mate, use Bengay cream to clot the blood and prevent it from getting an infection. Trust me, I have a degree in this sort of thing.

Open thread, see picture, close thread.

[QUOTE=RayDark;25583099]Oh come on you sad bastards, hey mate, use Bengay cream to clot the blood and prevent it from getting an infection. Trust me, I have a degree in this sort of thing.[/QUOTE] do not listen to this man as formally stated i am a doctor to sterilize the wound get a thick wad of toilet paper apply lemon juice and salt appropriately wipe deep between cracks press up to anus now get the acid you prepared in our last tutorial get a few drops in a glass dropper apply to sphincter allow further drainage by squatting over toilet.