Deli Life v.7- salami is on sale. We've sold out of spaghet - General

[QUOTE=CritNick;39148683]No I just think it's a poorly constructed joke which people will give you shit about.[/QUOTE] you are dumb, only one giving me shit about it is you. [editline]8th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=No Party Hats;39148708]every generation had pokemon that looked like shit[/QUOTE] not gen 1. the best pokemon

They're running out of juxtaposing words

[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbjz85dD01rhac88o1_500.jpg[/img] Thinking of getting this, or "A Man Chooses/A Slave Obeys" (the former on my left arm, the latter on the right).

I'm getting a triforce on the palm of my hand, a blastoise on the back of my left calve. Maybe a zelda heart on my chest, or a piece of heart an then as years go on ill get more added to it. not sure what else yet.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/NNP12.jpg[/img] aw yiss

[QUOTE=piggycan99;39148912]I'm getting a triforce on the palm of my hand, a blastoise on the back of my left calve. [/QUOTE] ok I think video game tattoos are kind of neat (friend is getting a small mario 1up mushroom on his side) but putting it on your hand seems like a really bad idea

[img]http://media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com/upload/43065740157747069_RCt3mwKL_b.jpg[/img] might have to get it touched up if it starts to fade. but i like it [editline]8th January 2013[/editline] obv thats not a triforce but yeah in that same place

[QUOTE=piggycan99;39148966][img]http://media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com/upload/43065740157747069_RCt3mwKL_b.jpg[/img] might have to get it touched up if it starts to fade. but i like it [editline]8th January 2013[/editline] obv thats not a triforce but yeah in that same place[/QUOTE] Palm tattoos are excruciating and have to be redone constantly. [editline]8th January 2013[/editline] dont

I'd advise against getting a tattoo on any part of your hand. Especially the palm

[QUOTE=piggycan99;39148397]the fact that game doesnt come out till october you can calm your shit [editline]8th January 2013[/editline] its pokemon luc ITS MOTHA FUCKING POKEMON. it still boss even though the new pokemon look kinda queer, i still like it alot, i also got another good idea for a tattoo, the triforce or like zelda hearts or something[/QUOTE] I'm actually thinking about getting 20 hearts from a Link to the Past on my chest. With the little ~LIFE~ over it. c: I fucking love me some Zelda.

zelda yes

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;39148825][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbjz85dD01rhac88o1_500.jpg[/img] Thinking of getting this, or "A Man Chooses/A Slave Obeys" (the former on my left arm, the latter on the right).[/QUOTE] Wrist tats are the WORST

Oh god why Triforce on your palm. I'm getting mine on the back of my hand. But I'm totes covering with a bandaid when I go in for job interviews and shit.

because, idk its awesome an shit. im getting a my dick tattooed like a sword

[QUOTE=Repulse`;39149162]Wrist tats are the WORST[/QUOTE] lots of nerves and other tender bits there

wow everyone's gold all of a sudden I feel so left out :C

[QUOTE=piggycan99;39149194]because, idk its awesome an shit. [B] im getting a my dick tattooed like a sword[/B][/QUOTE] pls no unless gf/wife/partner oriface is tattooed like pedestal

[QUOTE=felix the cat;39149195]lots of nerves and other tender bits there[/QUOTE] Yep. Take the pain and enjoy the ride. :)

[QUOTE=felix the cat;39149195]lots of nerves and other tender bits there[/QUOTE] not really

I want to get a foxhound tattoo on my shoulder or bicep

[QUOTE=Repulse`;39149288]Yep. Take the pain and enjoy the ride. :)[/QUOTE] When he was doing the "y" it was fucking terrible. plus nerves are fucking weird so the pain was shooting into my chest and making my nipple hurt :v:

omglol i stripped the airbox in my audi and you can totally hear the turbo flutter now [url]http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DzEQ4ETdiM[/url] it's so adorable

Garry is having a fucking field day right now

What's going on?

what happene

[img]http://i50.tinypic.com/2ur4e4m.png[/img] oh my god

[QUOTE=DarkZero135;39148065]american football>all[/QUOTE] handegg*

Ahaha they spoofed all of the "Holder of the" series as well. [IMG]http://puu.sh/1LuQQ[/IMG] I'm seeing constant references to beets and tractors in all of them, genius. THEN WHO WAS ACTING AS TELEPHONE COMMUNICATION DEVICE [IMG]http://puu.sh/1LuSs[/IMG]

Woah why is everybody Gold now... I want to be special too : (

[QUOTE=Desert Rat;39105832]Me and 0FucksGiven are at a con right now in our tac gear because we think were cool when really were just a bunch of massive faggots with no life trying to be social. Its not working out very well. We hijacked a hotel computer and logged onto facepunch. we LOGGED onto FACEPUNCH at a CON. We have no life. ;-;[/QUOTE] 0fucksgiven finally uploaded proof [thumb]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24298725/IMG_0502.JPG[/thumb]