Deli Life v.7- salami is on sale. We've sold out of spaghet - General

So I grabbed my backpack which I haven't used since I went to Florida, and I went to math class. In the car I smelled something weird. Smelled it in class too. Couldn't place it. Spent the whole class trying to think of what it was. Discreetly smelling myself. I didn't think it was me, since I smelled fine an hour ago. Didn't step in any shit. I get out of class and I finally realize that there's been a rotten carton of chocolate milk in my backpacks insulated drink compartment. Since Jan. 1st.

that happened to me except it was orange juice and it was for over 3 months of summer

The smell is.... Ungodly

Some pothead that sits next to me in Spanish class flicked a big crumb of weed into my binder and my backpack stunk for like 3 days before I realized he did it and I punched him in the throat.

[QUOTE=/Vandy/;39234727]Some pothead that sits next to me in Spanish class flicked a big crumb of weed into my binder and my backpack stunk for like 3 days before I realized he did it and I punched him in the throat.[/QUOTE] shoulda smoked it

what a waste vandy [editline]15th January 2013[/editline] besides weed smells good [editline]15th January 2013[/editline] niggas dont know about that holy dank

[QUOTE=/Vandy/;39234727]Some pothead that sits next to me in Spanish class flicked a big crumb of weed into my binder and my backpack stunk for like 3 days before I realized he did it and I punched him in the throat.[/QUOTE] it was a peace offering

[QUOTE=W0w00t;39234870]what a waste vandy [editline]15th January 2013[/editline] besides weed smells good [editline]15th January 2013[/editline] niggas dont know about that holy dank[/QUOTE] The holy dank just got me in unholy trouble.

my mom left a raw chicken in her car for 2 weeks once, not being able to source the rotting flesh smell.

i left a chicken in a car for 2 weeks [editline]15th January 2013[/editline] [img]http://puu.sh/1OfbP[/img]

this kills the man [editline]15th January 2013[/editline] context: [img]http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/555331_455099817891193_635178447_n.jpg[/img]

stealing from the armory and then posting pictures on facebook? these boyos are in for a life of hurt, fucking scumbags [editline]15th January 2013[/editline] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1239659[/url] Basically a free, open source WarZ server that has seperate devs COLOR ME INTERESTED

[I]nothing is free in life~~[/I]

do you need a warz account to play that

Registered at emulatornexus. Any idea how often they open up activation slots?

they send waves out every once in a while, just activate accounts and shit if you are in, invites cost 4k ingame cash, so you can earn el monet to have your friends play. If I get a code, I'll totally grind for some of you

Welp, New York passed a bill that bans all magazines over seven rounds.

what happens if you have mags over 7 right now?

You can have ten rounders but pls dont put more than 7!!!!1 I really don't see how they can enforce that

you load them up and shoot some niggaz [editline]15th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Fish Muffin;39236064]what happens if you have mags over 7 right now?[/QUOTE]

Pop some punkass bloodz

wait what about weapons like the m1 garand [editline]15th January 2013[/editline] :o [editline]15th January 2013[/editline] oh, mags/clips with 7-10 capacity can be possessed but only loaded with up to 7 rounds [B]good luck with that retards[/B] [editline]15th January 2013[/editline] "If an owner is found to have eight or more bullets in a magazine, he or she could face a misdemeanor charge." good luck enforcing this

[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;39236064]what happens if you have mags over 7 right now?[/QUOTE] Bans possession of any high-capacity magazines regardless of when they were made or sold. Going forward, only clips able to hold up to seven rounds can be sold in the state. Clips able to hold 7-10 rounds can be possessed, but cannot be loaded with more than seven rounds. If an owner is found to have eight or more bullets in a magazine, he or she could face a misdemeanor charge. Require ammunition dealers to do background checks, similar to those for gun buyers. Dealers will be required to report all sales, including amounts, to the state. Internet sales of ammunition will be allowed, but the ammunition will have to be shipped to a licensed dealer in New York state for pickup. Police will have to create a registry of assault weapons. Those New Yorkers who already own such weapons would be required to register their guns with the state. Require therapists, who believes a mental health patient made a credible threat of harming others, to report the threat to a mental health director, who would then have to report serious threats to the state Department of Criminal Justice Services. A patient's gun could be taken from him or her, as well. Stolen guns should be reported within 24 hours. In two respects, New York's law will be as strict as California's, because it will: Tighten the state's existing limit on selling "assault" weapons by counting any firearm that has even a single feature deemed illegal. Require background checks for all gun sales, including by private dealers -- except for sales to members of the seller's immediate family.

"hey guys please register your guns! we promise this has a purpose besides assisting us when we one hundred percent promise not to take your guns from you!"

[QUOTE=W0w00t;39236089]wait what about weapons like the m1 garand [editline]15th January 2013[/editline] :o [editline]15th January 2013[/editline] oh, mags/clips with 7-10 capacity can be possessed but only loaded with up to 7 rounds [B]good luck with that retards[/B] [editline]15th January 2013[/editline] "If an owner is found to have eight or more bullets in a magazine, he or she could face a misdemeanor charge." good luck enforcing this[/QUOTE] so what if police officer comes up to check if i have 10 rounds loaded in my 10 round magazine and i proceed to shoot three rounds into my foot what happens [editline]15th January 2013[/editline] besides the fact that I'll probably get rushed to the hospital

at range helo gud sir do u hev 7 boolet in clip? PEW PEW PEW yus

well it doesn't have 9 rounds in the magazine anymore!!! [editline]15th January 2013[/editline] OMG GUYS LOOPHOLE YOU CAN ACTUALLY HAVE UP TO 8 ROUNDS LEGALLY. ONE IN CHAMBER. 7 IN MAG.

"hello sir i am state cop let me check ur mag for 7 rounds" *drops mag on ground causing all rounds to eject into dirt* "yeah count em up"

[QUOTE=W0w00t;39236363]well it doesn't have 9 rounds in the magazine anymore!!! [editline]15th January 2013[/editline] OMG GUYS LOOPHOLE YOU CAN ACTUALLY HAVE UP TO 8 ROUNDS LEGALLY. ONE IN CHAMBER. 7 IN MAG.[/QUOTE] what if [img]http://www.horstheld.com/16640.jpg[/img]

in the news sometime soon "Swat team raids house of man supposedly putting 8 rounds in his guns magazines"