Deli Life v.7- salami is on sale. We've sold out of spaghet - General

Finally back after a long family visit. What crap did i miss out on.

I'm doing a giveaway. The OPBS thread is started. Taepo is perma'd if you really have been gone for a long time.

[url]https://twitter.com/dril[/url] anyone who thinks this isn't the best twitter clearly hasn't spent much time in denim mines

I got a haircut. I might not be the longest haired ifapper anymore.

[QUOTE=Herfjotur;39272644]I got a haircut. I might not be the longest haired ifapper anymore.[/QUOTE] Is it me now? I gotta grow it a whole lot longer though.

mine is 14.5 inches. Had a bunch removed today. maybe 6 inches in some places.

I need a haircut but i'm not sure how short i want it, since i don't like having long hair but at the same time i'm unsure how short hair looks on me. I might say fuck it and just get it cut down to about an inch or half inch all over.

[QUOTE=Herfjotur;39272714]mine is 14.5 inches. Had a bunch removed today. maybe 6 inches in some places.[/QUOTE] Fuu, you still are there ahead of me. Having a forensics class makes me somehow know how fast hair grows, so I think I gotta wait quite a few years to get it satisfactory. I want it rockstar length, but right now (if it doesn't curl), it's just above my shoulders. I did get it quite long once, but I think I never got a haircut that year.

django unchained was really good :smile:

[B]HMMMMM I WONDER WHO THE BUTTHURT MORON THAT REPORTED ME WAS......[/B]

Gangster Squad is really good but theres a scene with poison gas or some shit and the gangsters have 'Nam era gas masks and some silencer hi-powered rifle that doesn't seem like its from 1949...

it was DICK WADDER TITS

Uh no. Gangster Squad was absolutely terrible. [editline]19th January 2013[/editline] Ryan Gosling was the one shining gem in that pile of shit

I watched Eraserhead. I don't even know what I just watched.

gangster squad was literally awful [editline]19th January 2013[/editline] also came in girlfriends eye OOPS

chris costa fanfiction by me "BUST 'EM" called out Chris Costa, inserting a Magpul® brand P-MAG into his good-to-go two-tone tan and back M4 rifle chambered in 5.56x45, which was manufactured in the United States of America. Enemy fire whizzed by Costa, narrowly missing his luxurious beard and ample, toned body. Instinctively, he dropped to the ground, propped his rifle into the nook of his shoulder, landed into the Urban Prone® patented firing position, and fired a round right into his enemy's forehead from 400 meters away, all in one fell swoop. The anti-american pro-liberal/commie insurgent beside Chris Costa's last dropped body paniced and dropped his inferior milled-receiver AK-74, chambered in the horrendously inefficient 5.45x39 round. The enemy shrieked in fear, running away as Chris Costa propped himself up and brushed the dirt off of his Calvin Klein tier-1 good-to-go body-dropping tight skinny jeans. His bulging manhood showed through the fabric, each centimeter of the member showcased in the glorious off-red, velvet colored material. Chris Costa smirked as he cleared his rifle, safely unloaded it, and let it drop on his Magpul® tactical response 1-point sling. "Tight pants, tight groupings." [editline]19th January 2013[/editline] Chris Costa turned his head towards the sky and let out a single tear, which conveniently reflected the American flag that was being hung by several old white republican taxpaying businessmen in the background. "I would like to take a moment here to dedicate the mad body I just slayed to the victims of the attacks on America by the Al Queda liberal terrorists in the year 2001." The American businessmen began hoisting Chris Costa up into the air, humming "God Bless America." "Our right to bear our tactical tier 1 assault rifles is being infringed upon by the Red menace known as Baroock HUSSEIN Obummer, who will stop at nothing to deprive us of our freedom and liberty. We must stop him, and put our lord and savior Mitt Romney into office for he is the one true American that cares for the well-being and civil rights of all American." The businessmen at this point started to applaud, cheering Chris Costa on. "We will fight for our American freedom, for our wives, for all straight white old men, for God, for Jesus Christ, and for our right to have shitty privatized health care that results in people dying at age 35 because they literally cannot afford to live." At this point, literally every God-loving American in the entirety of the United States began clapping, cheering out and chanting "USA USA USA" as Chris Costa levitated up into the air, ascending to a plane of existence incomprehensible to Americans to live among the most successful sentient beings to grace the planet. As he left our miserable existence, a flock of bald eagles flew by, each shedding single red white and blue American tears, which granted each American a American made Angus beef cheeseburger from McDonalds®. "God bless MERRRRRRRICAAAAAAAAAA" cried out the most patriotic of the Americans, wheeling up to the center of the United States in his fat scooter, waving two American flags in both of his oversized, obese arms. the end

lik dis if u cri everytim

[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;39275004]gangster squad was literally awful [editline]19th January 2013[/editline] also came in girlfriends eye OOPS[/QUOTE] [sp]make sure she goes to the doctor; u dont want semen exploring the sides of her eyes, last thing you want is her crying semen jk love you <3 [/sp] really you should have her check out the doctor, her eye can get infected [editline]19th January 2013[/editline] im so lazy to drink water; god dammit if I cramp up again i swear i will eat a bar of butter and die of a heart attack

I notice everyone here has great GFs and sex lives with said GFs I just joined the IFAP community does that mean I too will get an awesome GF and have a great sex life????

also i got a new avatar i guess

[QUOTE=Desert Rat;39275715]I notice everyone here has great GFs and sex lives with said GFs I just joined the IFAP community does that mean I too will get an awesome GF and have a great sex life????[/QUOTE] that depends; once in a blue moon you will find a tape of dong teh greatest advice I have received from my staff sergeant was," Fuck bitches" and I was enlightened. In all seriousness as long as you arent like taepo u will be okay

i am a tape on dong

[QUOTE=Desert Rat;39275715]I notice everyone here has great GFs and sex lives with said GFs I just joined the IFAP community does that mean I too will get an awesome GF and have a great sex life????[/QUOTE] You have gotten an absurdly biased viewpoint somehow, IFAP has a pretty standard single/relationship ratio.

My gf is stupideye, he is a slut and likes to be spanked [editline]19th January 2013[/editline] He has a weird fetish, he likes you to call him singed in the bed. idk why but whatever

[QUOTE=QQnMarine;39275736]that depends; once in a blue moon you will find a tape of dong teh greatest advice I have received from my staff sergeant was," Fuck bitches" and I was enlightened. In all seriousness as long as you arent like taepo u will be okay[/QUOTE] what did taepo do?

he probably just has bad social anxiety. i was at my psychologist last week she told me i had social anxiety im liek thanks i fucking knew that.

Welcome to the social anxiety club \o/

do i get a welcome basket?

no

oh =[