Deli Life v.7- salami is on sale. We've sold out of spaghet - General

Social anxiety club holds a meeting. Everyone just stands around avoiding eye contact for a half hour.

Oh man, I have to go to lunch later with a guy who used to be my scout master who I haven't seen in about 6 years because he wants to congratulate me on getting a job.

[QUOTE=QQnMarine;39275676][sp]make sure she goes to the doctor; u dont want semen exploring the sides of her eyes, last thing you want is her crying semen jk love you <3 [/sp] really you should have her check out the doctor, her eye can get infected [editline]19th January 2013[/editline] im so lazy to drink water; god dammit if I cramp up again i swear i will eat a bar of butter and die of a heart attack[/QUOTE] didnt get in, just around

IFAPer's in Tennessee and Texas, what do you think of your state? My family is probably going to leave this shit hole in a few years.

[URL="http://webtv.hurriyet.com.tr/2/44228/0/1/turk-vekile-silahli-saldiri-girisimi.aspx"]http://webtv.hurriyet.com.tr/2/44228/0/1/turk-vekile-silahli-saldiri-girisimi.aspx[/URL] Assasination attempt on Turkish politician. Dat group beating. Can't get the vid to link. [editline]19th January 2013[/editline] its SFW

[QUOTE=Desert Rat;39275715]I notice everyone here has great GFs and sex lives with said GFs I just joined the IFAP community does that mean I too will get an awesome GF and have a great sex life????[/QUOTE] Either that or you're gonna end up like Taepo or Ossum hopefully not [editline]19th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=notrabies;39275756]You have gotten an absurdly biased viewpoint somehow, IFAP has a pretty standard single/relationship ratio.[/QUOTE] It seems like people who have regular woman troubles don't stick around here often.

Ossum got a girlfriend. Taepodong's love life in a sentence: "I would never date a girl that did not like AK pattern rifles"

oh that's right Ossum got a girly forgot about that also do me a favor and click this link, even if my chances are slim I always enter these kinds of things just for shits and giggles [url]http://www.razerzone.com/gettheedge?rid=62af0eda607dca0e34a39da8a4a46dae[/url] [editline]19th January 2013[/editline] ALSO I REALLY LIKED SUPER 8 it was good

[QUOTE=Desert Rat;39275715]I notice everyone here has great GFs and sex lives with said GFs I just joined the IFAP community does that mean I too will get an awesome GF and have a great sex life????[/QUOTE] Either that or you'll have a great girlfriend who you love for three years and one day out of the blue she'll just leave you and give you a bunch of semi-reasonable reasons that end up all being bullshit and start dating some other guy 3 weeks later.

HEH

i liked gangster squad in the same way i liked 80's action movies it had good action it didn't try to have an amazing story the characters were quirky it was fun to watch

[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;39274393][B]HMMMMM I WONDER WHO THE BUTTHURT MORON THAT REPORTED ME WAS......[/B][/QUOTE] what was your old avatar?

[QUOTE=Desert Rat;39275715]I notice everyone here has great GFs and sex lives with said GFs I just joined the IFAP community does that mean I too will get an awesome GF and have a great sex life????[/QUOTE] No. You could just end up like me who has never had a girlfriend, but ends up with a million girl friends because they all wanted to be your friend after they rejected you.

my ex-girlfriend was a wallet-sucking cunt

my ex girlfriend was a high-speed-low-drag good-to-go tactically-bearded tier 1 operator operationally operating in the field of operations. you guys weren't as lucky as me

good lord that avatar

i liked gangster squad

[QUOTE=DarkZero135;39279343]good lord that avatar[/QUOTE] [url=http://i.imgur.com/tNZaiSK.png]Chris DOGSTA[/url] it's not furry, it's a full body tier 1 beard

[QUOTE=DarkZero135;39278931]what was your old avatar?[/QUOTE] it was a facebook picture fragg found of dwt flipping off the camera while smiling in a pool with some 8 year old girl with no figure flashing "GAY". dwt actually tried adding me on facebook LOL but after /vandy/ threw him in IFAP group and I went batshit insane he canceled his friend request, presumably to avoid embarrassment. :v: in all honesty though I've already accepted the fact that he's not going to leave IFAP because he's a stubborn idiot, so whilst on this forum I'll treat him like how we treat any other non-IFAPer guest, and I'll be as helpful as I can to his questions. I just didn't want him on my facebook because I don't want him having access to anything regarding my personal life. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Still trolling, play nice already" - postal))[/highlight]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/1P9Ne[/IMG] wot a badass [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Quit posting pics from that guys facebook already" - postal))[/highlight]

he's a bit of a chubster isn't he not like the jolly funny type either, i mean like the constantly sweaty type who thinks he's a womanizer

[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;39275004]gangster squad was literally awful [editline]19th January 2013[/editline] also came in girlfriends eye OOPS[/QUOTE] That's what I like to call the Pirate. ARRRGGH

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;39280048]he's a bit of a chubster isn't he not like the jolly funny type either, i mean like the constantly sweaty type who thinks he's a womanizer[/QUOTE] im 5'10 135 pounds im skinny as fuck

dwt leave

[QUOTE=dwt110;39280355]im 5'10 135 pounds im skinny as fuck[/QUOTE] heavier than me look at those cheekies

alright, so the other day i was chilling in the town with my boys when i saw this group of fine girls. So I leave my bros nd go up to them... all ima say is, them girls were hella fucking crazy, we went at it all night

cheeks of a child who says "fuck you" to the establishment

it's dwt's alt lol nobody else uses a mac POSTAL POSTAL POSTAL

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;39280048]he's a bit of a chubster isn't he not like the jolly funny type either, i mean like the constantly sweaty type who thinks he's a womanizer[/QUOTE] TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME?

im chubby yolo