Deli Life v.7- salami is on sale. We've sold out of spaghet

[northshore]

[QUOTE=piggycan99;39298944]what is wrong with this generation of teenagers, like WHO THE FUCK EATS THEIR OWN TAMPON FILMS IT AND PUTS IN ON FUCKING FACEBOOK WHY.[/QUOTE]
The ease of access to the internet and thus an immense audience allows teenagers to generate a reputation and garner the attention that they so crave on a scale never before been able to achieve by previous generations.

If you direct your attention to exhibit A, we shall begin with the presentation.

[Herfjotur]

[QUOTE=Wulfram;39299084]I start job tomorrow[/QUOTE]

[video=youtube;h59mDlBSt7o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h59mDlBSt7o[/video]

[DarkZero135]

[QUOTE=piggycan99;39298944]what is wrong with this generation of teenagers, like WHO THE FUCK EATS THEIR OWN TAMPON FILMS IT AND PUTS IN ON FUCKING FACEBOOK WHY.[/QUOTE]
1 person doesnt represent an entire generation

[piggycan99]

darkzero my son. have you seen this generation 90% of kids are fucked.

#YOLOBABYSWAG

[editline]20th January 2013[/editline]

I GET MY TATTOO IN 3 DAYS

[Fish Muffin]

When pleasuring your partner remember that Lenin is always with us.

When you’re pleasuring them, you are pleasuring him (the satisfaction of this knowledge should increase your pleasure).

[editline]21st January 2013[/editline]

[video=youtube;1eSxO93HRc0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eSxO93HRc0[/video]

[DarkZero135]

[QUOTE=piggycan99;39299369]darkzero my son. have you seen this generation 90% of kids are fucked.

#YOLOBABYSWAG

[editline]20th January 2013[/editline]

I GET MY TATTOO IN 3 DAYS[/QUOTE]
what are you getting?

[Wulfram]

i cant sleep =(

[Dr.Northy]

[QUOTE=DarkZero135;39299663]what are you getting?[/QUOTE]

Massive comic sans lettering on the inside of his eyelids that say "Remember to pay Fragg back"

[FokkerBoombass]

[QUOTE=DarkZero135;39299663]what are you getting?[/QUOTE]

I sure as hell hope he changed his mind about that pokemon crap

[jefffi]

[IMG]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/301/0/0/pendulum_logo_by_ipodzanyman-d30bi0q.png[/IMG]
get pendulums logo its cool

[TaiwanesePrick]

baking cookies on the primary good to go

[img]https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/23347_10200574042218627_1180575045_n.jpg[/img]

[jomt1234]

Send me a cookie!

[Stupideye]

perfect asian cookies

[Dark Descent]

[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;39304831]baking cookies on the primary good to go

[img]https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/23347_10200574042218627_1180575045_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

YA GOTTA PUT THE LOVE INTO EACH COOKIE, WHY THEY ALL GOTTA BE THE SAME MAN, THEY GOT DERE OWN FEELIN'S N SHIT DAWG BUT NAW MAN, NOT IN YOUR WORLD, EVERYONE HAS GOT TO BE EXACTLY DA SAME DAWG MUTHA FUCKIN COOKIE CUTTER SHIT WHERE'S THE INDIVIDUALITY WHY DON'T YOU LOVE YOUR COOKIES YOUR COOKIES ARE ONLY A MEANS TO YOU, ONLY A FUCKIN MEANS

[TaiwanesePrick]

[QUOTE=Dark Descent;39305023]YA GOTTA PUT THE LOVE INTO EACH COOKIE, WHY THEY ALL GOTTA BE THE SAME MAN, THEY GOT DERE OWN FEELIN'S N SHIT DAWG BUT NAW MAN, NOT IN YOUR WORLD, EVERYONE HAS GOT TO BE EXACTLY DA SAME DAWG MUTHA FUCKIN COOKIE CUTTER SHIT WHERE'S THE INDIVIDUALITY WHY DON'T YOU LOVE YOUR COOKIES YOUR COOKIES ARE ONLY A MEANS TO YOU, ONLY A FUCKIN MEANS[/QUOTE]

BECAUSE I'M IN A RACE AGAINST TIME BECAUSE IF I TAKE TOO MUCH TIME ON EACH INDIVIDUAL COOKIE THE ENEMY IS GOING TO MAKE MORE COOKIES THAN ME AND BEAT ME DUDE

I'M TAKING A PAGE OUT OF THE HISTORY BOOKS BECAUSE I WANT MY COOKIES TO BE LIKE SHERMAN TANKS AND P-51 MUSTANGS, NOT KING TIGERS AND ME-262S.

[Dark Descent]

[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;39305046]BECAUSE I'M IN A RACE AGAINST TIME BECAUSE IF I TAKE TOO MUCH TIME ON EACH INDIVIDUAL COOKIE THE ENEMY IS GOING TO MAKE MORE COOKIES THAN ME AND BEAT ME DUDE

I'M TAKING A PAGE OUT OF THE HISTORY BOOKS BECAUSE I WANT MY COOKIES TO BE LIKE SHERMAN TANKS AND P-51 MUSTANGS, NOT KING TIGERS AND ME-262S.[/QUOTE]

YOU DON'T TRULY LOVE YO COOKIES MAN, LIKE I SAID, ONLY A MOTHA FUCKIN MEANS TO YOU. YOU AIN'T THINKIN OF DA MAMA COOKIES AND DA DADDY COOKIES OR EVEN THE FUCKIN CHIPS AHOY MINIS. THINK OF WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO THESE POOR COOKIES MAN, TAKIN AWAY WHAT MADE THEM PROUD TO BE A MOTHER FUCKING M&M COOKIE AND SHIT

YOU'VE EMASCULATED THEM, TOOK AWAY THEIR PEANUTS ALL FOR THE SAKE OF ALLERGIES. IT'S BULLSHIT MAN. THIS IS BULL SHIT

[TaiwanesePrick]

[QUOTE=Dark Descent;39305127]YOU DON'T TRULY LOVE YO COOKIES MAN, LIKE I SAID, ONLY A MOTHA FUCKIN MEANS TO YOU. YOU AIN'T THINKIN OF DA MAMA COOKIES AND DA DADDY COOKIES OR EVEN THE FUCKIN CHIPS AHOY MINIS. THINK OF WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO THESE POOR COOKIES MAN, TAKIN AWAY WHAT MADE THEM PROUD TO BE A MOTHER FUCKING M&M COOKIE AND SHIT

YOU'VE EMASCULATED THEM, TOOK AWAY THEIR PEANUTS ALL FOR THE SAKE OF ALLERGIES. IT'S BULLSHIT MAN. THIS IS BULL SHIT[/QUOTE]

THIS IS AMERICA

IF THEY'RE NOT M&M COOKIES, IT'S BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WORK HARD ENOUGH TO STRIVE TO DO WHAT THEY WANT.

THEY CAN SIT ON THEIR M&M WELFARE CHECKS FOR ALL I CARE

[jefffi]

say no to commie cookies

[Herfjotur]

[video=youtube;PQuT-Xfyk3o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o[/video]

[Dr.Northy]

l8 but gr8

[piggycan99]

no i havent changed my mind about the pokemon tattoo's

but idk what im getting yet. for my first.

[Kath]

[QUOTE=Herfjotur;39308812][video=youtube;PQuT-Xfyk3o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o[/video][/QUOTE]

i named my mk.23 stoya :v:

[Nikpo]

<3 stoya

[Dark Descent]

Since I have the last post in both the airsoft chat and questions thread

Is it a bad idea to use super glue to bind the bucking to my barrel?

[Repulse`]

Yes. it's a very bad idea.

[Nigademus]

[QUOTE=Dark Descent;39310216]Since I have the last post in both the airsoft chat and questions thread

Is it a bad idea to use super glue to bind the bucking to my barrel?[/QUOTE]

How would you get it off?

[Dark Descent]

nvm got the floss working right. holy shit my range. The R-hop over hops a tiny bit from what I can right now at night but in the morning I'll give an actual report.

The guy in my guide uses permatex gasket maker under the bucking, what does that do?

[Wulfram]

I just got home from work. I have a keycard and theres locks on doors and I need to swipe to get through. I work under clearance, guys.

[Dr.Northy]

i used to have to do that at pfizers like all the time it was pretty fucking cool

the novelty runs off it if you lose it

[TaiwanesePrick]

last friday the upper L building bathrooms at school were locked

and I really needed to go pee so I went downstairs and checked to see if the lower bathrooms were open when WHADDYA KNOW only the girl’s bathroom’s open. not wanting to walk all the way to the satellite bathrooms from the back of the L building (it’s about a 3 minute walk) I decide to take my chances and use the girl’s bathroom.

so I run in, and bolt into a stall, and pull my pants down and sit on a toilet to pee because that’s what girls do, and I didn’t want someone to walk in and see my feet in the wrong direction cause then they’d know I was a guy like what happened at my last band competition (another story for another day).

luckily, there’s nobody but me in the bathroom, and just when I’m about to get up, two girls walk in. and they DON’T get into a stall. they’re just chilling in front of the sink, and lo and behold, I hear the flick of a lighter and smell marijuana.

they were smoking weed in the bathroom, and here I was, a boy, stuck in the girl’s bathroom.

while these two girls were smoking weed.

I was mentally kicking myself at this point for not going to the satellite bathrooms, but I really didn’t have a choice, and I really needed to get back to class. I looked at my watch and found that it’d already been seven minutes and I was NOT about to let these two girls make me late back to class.

so I swung open the door and looked at them and said

“I’M NOT A BOY, YOU GUYS ARE JUST HIGH AS KITES.”

and ran back to class.

never again.