Deli Life v.7- salami is on sale. We've sold out of spaghet

[cpt.armadillo]

[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;39311119]last friday the upper L building bathrooms at school were locked

and I really needed to go pee so I went downstairs and checked to see if the lower bathrooms were open when WHADDYA KNOW only the girl’s bathroom’s open. not wanting to walk all the way to the satellite bathrooms from the back of the L building (it’s about a 3 minute walk) I decide to take my chances and use the girl’s bathroom.

so I run in, and bolt into a stall, and pull my pants down and sit on a toilet to pee because that’s what girls do, and I didn’t want someone to walk in and see my feet in the wrong direction cause then they’d know I was a guy like what happened at my last band competition (another story for another day).

luckily, there’s nobody but me in the bathroom, and just when I’m about to get up, two girls walk in. and they DON’T get into a stall. they’re just chilling in front of the sink, and lo and behold, I hear the flick of a lighter and smell marijuana.

they were smoking weed in the bathroom, and here I was, a boy, stuck in the girl’s bathroom.

while these two girls were smoking weed.

I was mentally kicking myself at this point for not going to the satellite bathrooms, but I really didn’t have a choice, and I really needed to get back to class. I looked at my watch and found that it’d already been seven minutes and I was NOT about to let these two girls make me late back to class.

so I swung open the door and looked at them and said

“I’M NOT A BOY, YOU GUYS ARE JUST HIGH AS KITES.”

and ran back to class.

never again.[/QUOTE]
Put this in the embarrassing shit thread gook

[catbarf]

I work for the tech support branch of my school and so my student ID allows me to access pretty much all of the doors, podiums, closets, and other fun things on campus.

working under clearance slaying bodies in the ao

[NoPartyHats]

[video=youtube;25KABvPbq-U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25KABvPbq-U[/video]

somewhat old gold but still the best

my teacher caught me singing this and then started talking to me about the books

aw yiss

[Herfjotur]

BTA is covered in stupid fucking pokey burrs. Well they stick all over any velcro at all. apparently my multicam shirt got washed with my underwear, because when i got out of the shower and put on my underwear, FUCKING BURR TO THE GOOCH AHHG SO UNCOMFORTABLE

[DarkZero135]

[QUOTE=piggycan99;39309736]no i havent changed my mind about the pokemon tattoo's

but idk what im getting yet. for my first.[/QUOTE]
AT LEAST GET it on your shoulder so you can cover it up when you regret it in 15 years

[Nikpo]

[QUOTE=piggycan99;39299369]darkzero my son. have you seen this generation 90% of kids are fucked.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=piggycan99;39309736]no i havent changed my mind about the pokemon tattoo's[/QUOTE]

i'm sorry but this is too damn funny

[piggycan99]

i know im fucked. you guys have seen my tumblr everyone knows im fucked

but no im probs getting it on my leg, blastoise right on the back of my leg

[FokkerBoombass]

☭

[Proffrink]

[QUOTE=oakman26;39310990][img]http://puu.sh/1QVyA[/img]
could it be
the one and only
...[/QUOTE]
Yep, I'm in UL.

Never play anymore though; got boring after a couple of weeks. I mostly just help out as part of their 'media group'.

[Dr.Northy]

What the hell is UL?

[roamlet]

[QUOTE=Herfjotur;39311938]BTA is covered in stupid fucking pokey burrs. Well they stick all over any velcro at all. apparently my multicam shirt got washed with my underwear, because when i got out of the shower and put on my underwear, FUCKING BURR TO THE GOOCH AHHG SO UNCOMFORTABLE[/QUOTE]

My flannel got covered in them. I had the same problem, but instead of underwear my normal clothes are covered in burrs.

[piggycan99]

Yolo swag. Hash tag

[Dr.Northy]

That stopped being funny about a day after you first said it.

[Proffrink]

Oakman knows what it is, and so I don't feel the need to explain.

[piggycan99]

My psychiatrist called me a butt head.

[heyitsdan]

-snip-

[dwt110]

[QUOTE=heyitsdan;39320629]
(wasn't really sure where to post this, but hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!)[/QUOTE]
maybe
airsoft chat thread?

[heyitsdan]

[QUOTE=dwt110;39320714]maybe
airsoft chat thread?[/QUOTE]

sounds about right

[Mbbird]

awwww yeaaaah

[img]http://puu.sh/1RnN8[/img]

cant wait to rep that vagina repellent

[Nigademus]

I don't even qualify for that shit.

[Dr.Northy]

happy birthday kyle

hope you get lots of money

then you can be like "oh i love having all my money"

cant spell my money
without my money

where's my money kyle

[Back_Slash]

Fragg you have the best posts.

[/Vandy/]

[video=youtube;19345dVW8Ak]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19345dVW8Ak[/video]

0:55

for Felix c:

[felix the cat]

I'M LITERALLY CRYING

[piggycan99]

fragg HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY NO THIS IS STALKING NO BAD.

[editline]23rd January 2013[/editline]

i can drink legally now, i dont even drink.

[Foos]

you know what else is bad

not paying back a friend when he expects to be payed back

[Ccharlton]

[QUOTE=piggycan99;39312202]i know im fucked. you guys have seen my tumblr everyone knows im fucked

but no im probs getting it on my leg, blastoise right on the back of my leg[/QUOTE]

If it makes you feel better im probably going to get a pin-up version of misty on my back, compliment the rest of the girls on me.

[piggycan99]

idc, i just found out like my most fucking amazing friend loves pokemon and she is okay with blastoise. idc its my body, you niggahs can tell me its gay, i think its dope.

ill probs also get like a pixelated squirtle on my writs or something.

[Dr.Northy]

It's really fucking pissing me off that you're acting extremely immature about this and apparently you're unable to feel guilt for more than a few minutes.

Do me a favour and stop acting like a ignorant child.

[editline]23rd January 2013[/editline]

It's been nearly been 6 months jesus kyle. Do you know how much money I've watched you spend over that time.

[Inafinus :3]

just pay the man jesus christ

he wants him money

give him his money