Deli Life v.7- salami is on sale. We've sold out of spaghet

[Dr.Northy]

implying unfortunately at some point you two crossed a line

[felix the cat]

No. Just laying down the ground rules.

[Fish Muffin]

No like, its not gay if you have to do it for survival. Like, if you need a prostate exam. Or if you're in jail and bubba says hell shiv you if you don't give him a blowjob.
It is gay if you ask your ladyfriend to peg you. It's not gay if she suggests it and you just go along with it- just weird and kinky.
It's accidentally gay if you're a sports athlete and you're in the showers and you go to give your bud a playful slap on the butt and then he turns around. Or if your fingertips kind of go in his crack.
It's gay if you're banging a post op female tranny because even if its inside out, its still a dick.

[felix the cat]

Like for example:
1) Dude jacking off another dude: gay
2) Getting rammed in the ass by your girlfriend with a strap-on: on the fence but leaning not gay if you're getting anal out of it - gay if you're into it though
3) 2 dudes double teaming a chick and their balls touch: not completely gay, but at least bisexual

Of course remembering that it's not gay if it's for survival.

[editline]25th January 2013[/editline]

god dammit

[Fish Muffin]

Mfm threesomes are borderline gay. If any contact is made between the dudes, its definitely gay.

[Quadbike]

[IMG]http://proairsoft.com/acatalog/Energy_Drink_pieni.jpg[/IMG]

[url]http://www.proairsoft.com/acatalog/info_998000_24.html[/url]

[TaiwanesePrick]

some dunkass in first period at school called me gay for not being a Raiders fan.

I told him

"NOT LIKING THE RAIDERS DOESN'T MAKE ME GAY; LIKING MEN DOES."

and then the class went quiet for a second and erupted into a standing ovation.

[Taggart]

which raiders are we talking about

because if they are Anal Raiders that shit is gay to like, nevermind not like

[postal]

[QUOTE=piggycan99;39325769]idc, i just found out like my most fucking amazing friend loves pokemon and she is okay with blastoise. idc its my body, you niggahs can tell me its gay, i think its dope.

ill probs also get like a pixelated squirtle on my writs or something.[/QUOTE]
And the final post he leaves us with is a declaration to tattoo Pokemon all over his body. Truly a model facepuncher.

[Taggart]

wait what happened?

[Dr.Northy]

What he get banned for?

I'll never get it back now :((((((((

[editline]25th January 2013[/editline]

He's blocked me on everything else.

[postal]

Well if he ever changes his mind and tries to come back I'll tell him no unless he pays you.

[Dr.Northy]

Woah, Cool.

Thanks man, means a lot to me that most of IFAP and even now the resident moderator has banded against it.

Love you guys.

[jomt1234]

"requested"

[Stupideye]

interesting

[editline]25th January 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=Northy66;39355892]Woah, Cool.

Thanks man, means a lot to me that most of IFAP and even now the resident moderator has banded against it.

Love you guys.[/QUOTE]
I talk to him every day and I always bring it up but he keeps dodging the question :v:

[Taggart]

oh now I see what happened

let's start a petition on the white house website to get Northy his money back

(no but really he should get it back)

[postal]

whats the story with the money anyways

cba to go looking for it

[Dr.Northy]

I lent him like 50 dollars back at the end of July so he could buy a game or something, made a pretty convincing case that he'd pay me back in a week as he was selling something to his brother or a vague reason thereof.

I've said before It'd be alright with me if he was legitimately unable to pay me back or times were tough yada yada. But I watched him buy some RP in league, bought borderlands 2, got christmas money, got birthday money and now I understand he's going to be buying a tattoo anyday now. It's a bit of a slap to the face to be honest. Not to mention I nearly burst a blood vessel trying to make sure he was alright those two times he apparently tried to off himself and clearly didn't appreciate it.

The cost of a plane ticket over to canada would only be slightly offset once i get the money back.

[postal]

You could've told me sooner and I would've just banned him then but yeah I won't unban him unless he pays you back.

[Stupideye]

good guy postal

[NoPartyHats]

since craptasket b& me, and postal just said some of the bro-iest things ever, the tie is definitely off.

Postal is best mod on FP no tie RIP king craptasket

[Herfjotur]

I wrote a reflective essay today. I had been writing one since Tuesday, and reached a thousand words in the second paragraph. So I decided I went in to too much detail and restarted. Finished it in just under 600 words in just about thirty minutes.

[Fish Muffin]

Postal, what happened to yours and craptaskets great titles?

[Kali]

*sniplolwrongthread*

i'm good at reading what tab i'm in

[ViralHatred]

[QUOTE=FloaterTWO;39358260][img_thumb]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9988278/minen/2013-01-25_21.40.54.png[/img_thumb]
I don't know who he is on FP, but he fell and died only an hour before unbans, luckily.[/QUOTE]

Oh no you don't get away that easy.

[Dr.Northy]

code baby, trying to send you the dosh

paypal is down for me

[editline]26th January 2013[/editline]

scratch that it's working now

[editline]26th January 2013[/editline]

dosh sent take your damned 3 dollars i am not longer in your debt you fiend

[RidingKeys]

[video=youtube;i-ZUXQuFcnw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-ZUXQuFcnw[/video]

[editline]26th January 2013[/editline]

learning it on piano

[Herfjotur]

a /k/ommando made a pilgrimage to the murdercube.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/fHj85pO.jpg[/t]

[Kath]

praise be the murdercube

(I always imagined he murdercube was bigger)

[Herfjotur]

Theres an inner chamber lol. Theres an opening on the back side.