Deli Life v.7- salami is on sale. We've sold out of spaghet

[CodeMonkey3]

Going to see what clubs they've got at my college Tuesday. Maybe I can pretend to be a weaboo and join the Animu and Mango club.

All I have to do is shriek and shout kawaii all the time, right?

The mere mention of my minor Japanese linage is sure to bring me many a pussy.

[TaiwanesePrick]

weeabo chicks love mixed kids

[Dr.Northy]

and weeabo mostly

[dwt110]

just got back from a sweet day of getting my ass handed to me by Kaths MK23
like seriously he fucked kiddies up
on the way home from the field, I stopped at mcdonalds, ate too fast, then almost threw up twice.

[Mbbird]

[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;39363598]Going to see what clubs they've got at my college Tuesday. Maybe I can pretend to be a weaboo and join the Animu and [B]Mango[/B] club.
[/QUOTE]

[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--VxeU18hGVs/Tg2TuJNKGNI/AAAAAAAAAZM/sc9U23dN83E/s640/mango.jpg[/img]

they're pretty fruity so i guess it works anyway

[Wulfram]

my mom is allergic to mango

[northshore]

I have a mango tree :I

[Wulfram]

I have a loquat tree

[Taggart]

I have-a no tree.

I am-a Mario.

[Wulfram]

We also have an avocado tree on the border between our yard and our neighbor's yard but he moved out so we claimed the tree for ourselves

[Kath]

[QUOTE=dwt110;39371200]just got back from a sweet day of getting my ass handed to me by Kaths MK23
like seriously he fucked kiddies up
on the way home from the field, I stopped at mcdonalds, ate too fast, then almost threw up twice.[/QUOTE]

I got shit for footage; all I got worthwhile was Eric and I shuffling across the pond shooting and screaming "SHUFFLE AND SUPPRESS"

[DarkZero135]

mango is the 2nd best fruit and watermelon is the best

[Dr.Northy]

I do love fruit salad.

[Fish Muffin]

Starfruit, kiwi, pineapple, raspberries, watermelon, blackberries, and kumquats are my favorite fruits.

[Wulfram]

I actually dont like fruit. I like the falvors they have, but I cant stand the texture of most fruits

[RidingKeys]

[img]https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/76983_543817272308918_380501372_n.jpg[/img]

[Rageblood]

I went to a misscheduled(nonexistant) airsoft match, while I was lugging my rifle (in box), backpack (with food, clothes, etc), and on a bicycle. To top it off it was raining. I then blew out my tire.

[/Vandy/]

Today me and Ultimate raped SC Village!
Highlights of the day:
-In the last game (unlimited spawns/Flag domination) in SC Viper everybody was being retarded and just sitting in one spot and I just rushed the biggest enemy stronghold all by myself every single time I spawned at full speed 10 times until the game was over. I didn't accomplish loadsa kills or a flag change, but I scared the piss out of kiddies and made the bad guys turn around and run.
-Me and a '60 gunner cussed out some paintballer that shot at us and the ref stood there and was o.k. with it
-I got a KWA NS2 Mac 11
-It was raining and we were drenched and slogged through 2 inches of paintball mud that smelled like sewage
-Me an Ultimate played a "Delta" game (defense basically) and it was just like BHD with his M60 lighting up all the kiddies. We were isolated for the most part set up under a military net thing and a little box fort similar to the setting where Nelson and Twombly get left behind and accidentally shoot at the friendly
-I used my M79 twice but once I accidentally held it too close to my cover and it ricocheted off the cover and sprayed the whole load in my face, and the other time I didn't have any gas in it (:downs: moment)
-I was holding my M16 at the hip dumping a flash mag on a cluster of cheating kiddies yelling GET SOME GET SOME CALL IT CALL IT and my whole team was in tears laughing at me from the sidelines and cheering me on
-The ref told me I had the most accurate and p. badass Gulf War lodeotu he had ever seen
-pellet in the pipe

11/10 would SC Viper again

[Stupideye]

I drink like 1.5L of mango juice a day
makes your sperm taste better, trufact

[Kath]

[QUOTE=/Vandy/;39374063] sprayed the whole load in my face,[/QUOTE]

[video=youtube;sN9VDgaLEGA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN9VDgaLEGA[/video]

[TaiwanesePrick]

play this

[video=youtube;Efje69s_YpE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efje69s_YpE[/video]

but mute the audio and listen to this

[video=youtube;daPo6q4FXDw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daPo6q4FXDw[/video]

[Wulfram]

[QUOTE=Stupideye;39374368]I drink like 1.5L of mango juice a day
makes your sperm taste better, trufact[/QUOTE]

I heard pineapple juice was the best for that.

[Stupideye]

[QUOTE=Wulfram;39374836]I heard pineapple juice was the best for that.[/QUOTE]
fruit in general is I think

[jomt1234]

Exotic sweet fruits, like mango, pinapple, melon and such

[Inafinus :3]

NOVAK DJOKOVIC HAS WON AUSTRALIAN OPEN 4TH TIME ROW

ALL STAND FOR MAXIMUM SERBIA CELEBRATION

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-sDet31CA8[/MEDIA]

SERBIA STRONK!!!!

REMOVE KEBAB

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/serbia_stronk.jpg[/img]

[Herfjotur]

[video=youtube;PvXmB3Y4L4M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvXmB3Y4L4M[/video]

[Back_Slash]

[QUOTE=jomt1234;39375793]Exotic sweet fruits, like mango, pinapple, melon and such[/QUOTE]

citrus fruits to be exact.

[Ninja Duck]

The Chinese food restaurant was out of receipt paper and they weren't accepting credit cards so I had to wait like 8 minutes for someone to come back with a new roll.

And then I found out they're moving their restaurant so tonight is their last night until March. At least the new place will be even closer to me.

I will cherish this meal.

[Dr.Northy]

[url]http://www.nme.com/news/daft-punk/68380[/url]

woo etc.

[Mbbird]

Hurray for the US

[url]http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/01/the-most-ridiculous-law-of-2013-so-far-it-is-now-a-crime-to-unlock-your-smartphone/272552/[/url]

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