• Two burglars tried breaking into my house while I was home, I got them arrested.
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[QUOTE=RobyYe;38399082]Yeah because every household has a tazer.[/QUOTE] [SUB][SUB][I think he was joking about how every discussion about a situation involving lethal force, always has one person saying "HE COULD'VE JUST TAZED THEM"][/SUB][/SUB]
[QUOTE='[Slendy v2.0];38399282'][SUB][SUB][I think he was joking about how every discussion about a situation involving lethal force, always has one person saying "HE COULD'VE JUST TAZED THEM"][/SUB][/SUB][/QUOTE]Oh... Shit.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;38392550]If someone broke into my house, the fuckers would get the terrifying sound of a 7.62x54R hammering its way out of an 80 year-old rifle. Moist Nuggets are terrifyingly evil in how loud they are, especially the bolt.[/QUOTE] either that or you'd curl up in a ball crying in the closet hoping they don't kill you
[QUOTE=Maxx;38396092]Sorry, English isn't my first language.[/QUOTE] It was well written! Good story. I was robbed about 7 years back. When I came back from school I found my little home trashed. Everything they didn't steal was broken, cut up, or tossed across the room. Even my birdcage was on its side. Cops came and did some half ass crime scene investigation and left. A week later when I came home from school the Mexican kids across the street started making fun of me about how they stole my stuff. Too bad I was only 13 or so back then, or else I would have rung their necks out.
[QUOTE=Ownederd;38398432]you're crazy/irrational/etc more or less how you describe the pedantic details[/QUOTE] Ah, but you see, being normal and rational is boring as shit! v:v:v
[QUOTE=Joseph Smith;38399026]Thieves already stole some of my stuff, years ago. Now i have 3 watch dogs, a baseball bat near my bed, a pistol in the drawer and a shotgun in one of my closets. I don't think i will get any intruders in my house for a while. May god have mercy on them if they do, because i wont.[/QUOTE] Robbers from years ago: Hey lets hit this guys house up again You: GG NO RE EZ Speaking of a lot of protection, my grandfather has a huge collection of guns and is pretty rich. There is around 5 dogs, an alarm system, and some various other things around the house. Some idiots tried to break in once, and were at the backdoor. To scare them off he just picked up a huge shotgun, and walked outside and said "Hey guys, can you not? I'm trying to finish this movie."
[QUOTE=halflambada;38393126]i'd probably be scared if people tried to break in my house but i have three pitbulls that all have really scary sounding barks and always bark when anyone knocks on the door, so i think the moment they tried to check if anyone was home the criminals would get scared off [/QUOTE] If I was a burglar and I found out that the house I was breaking into had pit bulls, I'd run like fuck and never look back. Those fuckers will tear you apart in a heartbeat if they had a chance to.
I remember once this guy came knocking on my door (I was home alone), and I think he was looking for my mom, as she went to the clubs. The guy was going nuts on the door, and I began to panic. Until I saw my alarm panel. I tip-toe over to it, do #2 (if you don't know that is the away code) and I ran in front of the sensor. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and the piercing sound begins. Long story short, guy shits self, runs to truck and leaves.
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;38396119]naw it's not the English that I'm getting at[/QUOTE] don't be a fucking cunt, it's actually difficult to talk like a native speaker if you've learned the language as a second one
Good story, congrats on catching the little shits.
Glad you didn't have to use lethal force on someone who appeared young to you. Stupid kids with no morals or anything. Being arrested is a good lesson.
If someone broke into my flat, they'd leave a $20.00 bill on the table out of pity [I]"Dear god, someone [B]lives[/B] here?"[/I]
someone broke into my grand parents house one time, made off with something like £600 worth of gold jewelry and gave my grandfather a mild heart attack. i'll have no mercy on anyone foolish enough to break into my house, they knew the risks.
Do you even lift?
Good read OP, if someone broke into my house I'd more than likely be sitting in my room in a ball crying
I fear for the person that breaks into my house. I myself don't have any weapons yet, however my dad is an avid gun collector. Not to mention we have a few boxer mixes and an alarm system. I need to get myself a gun soon though, far too many road rage incidents around here, last thing i need is to get pulled out of my car and beat to shit 'cause i honked at someone...That almost happened to my dad, thankfully he had his .45 on him. That's a diff story though.
Some assholes were trying to break into the vacant house next door to us one night. The guy who lives on the other side shone his fucking flood lights on them and then chased them through numerous blocks on his harley. They shat themselves aparrently :v: This was after one of my car windows was broken a week beforehand, the window shattered as they were trying to pry the door open so they left eithout entering it. Bastards.
My Dad was on a small police ride with my Grandfather along when some guy with a gun was walking around and eventually made his way over to what he THOUGHT was an empty police car, my Dad and my Grandfather ducked down so he couldn't see them ( it was dark ) and as soon as the guy opened the passenger side door, my Grandfather raised his gun and told him he was under arrest and the guy just dropped his gun and surrendered himself.
[QUOTE=justin1992;38434520]I need to get myself a gun soon though, far too many road rage incidents around here, last thing i need is to get pulled out of my car and beat to shit 'cause i honked at someone...[/QUOTE] Buying a gun for that purpose is stupid. Maybe you should learn how to control your anger and not get into road rage incidents.
[QUOTE=Maxx;38387146]My dad filed a lawsuit and the burglars are looking at 3-4 years of prison sex [B](or I wish that was a thing here)[/B].[/QUOTE] dude what
[QUOTE=Bones85;38435756]Buying a gun for that purpose is stupid. Maybe you should learn how to control your anger and not get into road rage incidents.[/QUOTE] He's saying it's to protect himself if someone else over reacts. You never know how someone may react to you honking your horn at them. On a related note, why would anyone ever think it's a good idea to confront a stranger on the road because you got mad at something they did? No one knows if that guy is going to stab you in the face if you confront him.
I got my nunchaku ready in case anyone tries to break into my house. Kind of concerned about their legality though, I would probably end up getting in more trouble than the burglars.
I hope for a situation like yours OP, where they're smaller and I'm able to call the police. I'd tie them up or some shit and give them over to the police haha, good story btw as in, if I ever get my house broken into, I hope the invaders are smaller than me :V
[QUOTE=Maxx;38387146]I was just standing there, thinking of cool lines to say to him if he breaks in and sees me and shits his pants.[/QUOTE] "Allow me to cut to the chase..."
[QUOTE=The DooD;38442928]I got my nunchaku ready in case anyone tries to break into my house. Kind of concerned about their legality though, I would probably end up getting in more trouble than the burglars.[/QUOTE] Pffft, nunchuks. I've got gunchuks. [IMG]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x18/jnall14/gunchucks.png[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=Elfy;38452562]Pic still not here[/QUOTE] Who gives a shit? If it is a real story and not made up, kick ass the OP taught some children a lesson, hopefully they will straighten out in life. If it wasn't a real story, then hey it was a good read anyway.
[QUOTE=The DooD;38442928]I got my nunchaku ready in case anyone tries to break into my house. Kind of concerned about their legality though, I would probably end up getting in more trouble than the burglars.[/QUOTE] Where are nunchaku illegal? They are just sticks tied together. You could hurt someone just as bad with a broom or a brick.
[QUOTE=_Kent_;38457391]Where are nunchaku illegal? They are just sticks tied together. You could hurt someone just as bad with a broom or a brick.[/QUOTE] Illegal to own in New York, Arizona, California and Massachusetts
[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;38458332]Illegal to own in New York, Arizona, California and Massachusetts[/QUOTE] And Australia :v:
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