• Two burglars tried breaking into my house while I was home, I got them arrested.
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Why would australians need nunchuks? you guys can already kill people with your bare hands
pretty badass op
If someone trys to break into my house the only way out is in a body bag.
my home security system involves strobe lights, disco, and a Mossberg 590A1. makes a home invasion something to look forward to.
We once had burglars on our doorstep but my dad heard noises and decided to turn on all the lights to scare them off. The next day our neighbor came to tell us someone broke into their house.
[QUOTE=FFStudios;38414749]don't be a fucking cunt, it's actually difficult to talk like a native speaker if you've learned the language as a second one[/QUOTE] n1 guy "I'm not talking about your English skills" STOP BEING A DICK ABOUT HIS ENGLISH SKILLS can you even read.
I would love a picture of your giant knife
They are lucky, if they broke into my house, i would blow their god damn knee caps off with a shotgun and beat them with a baseball bat.
[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;38458332]Illegal to own in New York, Arizona, California and Massachusetts[/QUOTE] And the UK, where I am. Although it's different if you have them for training purposes but I haven't been to a martial arts session in years.
At least OP had the ability to defend his stuff. In the month i was banned, I was doing some racing at the local hobby shop, and while I was racing, I wasn't paying attention to my truck, where everything was. Well, the thief used that to their advantage. They somehow silently broke the side window of my truck, which you can see here: [url]http://www.truckforum.org/forums/attachments/truck-classifieds/315d1155759716-1993-chevy-k5-blazer-tahoe-sale-2dr-4x4-b1.jpg[/url] (this isn't my truck, but mine is just like it), and took every last goddamn thing in there, including all of my R/C cars, minus the one that was racing of course. So now i've got to to pay a buttfuck load of cash for a new window, AND my hobby has been ruined. I never even got to see the fuckers face.
Glad they got caught.
One day you'll be a man in a bar wearing a smokers jacket recounting this tale to some playboy bunnys over a round of scotch.
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;38461192]n1 guy "I'm not talking about your English skills" STOP BEING A DICK ABOUT HIS ENGLISH SKILLS can you even read.[/QUOTE] you're totally right instead he should just make every post like this
what a zinger! what's your point.
If someone tried to break into my house, all I could wave at them is my replica Sword of Gryfindor from Harry Potter. It would probably break into a few pieces though, knowing how those replicas are made.
[QUOTE=Cone;38435816]dude what[/QUOTE] he's saying in his country prisoners don't rape each other
[QUOTE=nunu;38477462]he's saying in his country prisoners don't rape each other[/QUOTE] I figured as much but he's acting like that's a bad thing and is actively wishing rape on dudes
yes he wants the burglars to get ass raped what is the problem
[QUOTE=Pernoccuous;38485983]yes he wants the burglars to get ass raped what is the problem[/QUOTE] burglary = a lifetime of instability, fear and crippling anxiety do you not see how this could be somewhat disproportionate
I once had some dude jump onto my dog kennel to try and boost hmiself into my bathroom window, I just opened the back door looked at him and said "you right mate?" and he ran so fast out of there, I felt pretty good. He didn't have any knives/weapons though.
[QUOTE=Cone;38486277]burglary = a lifetime of instability, fear and crippling anxiety do you not see how this could be somewhat disproportionate[/QUOTE] sucks to be the burglar
[QUOTE=Pernoccuous;38485983]yes he wants the burglars to get ass raped what is the problem[/QUOTE] brb breaking into home
I have two really sharp katana's that I have hanging above my bed in case something like this were to happen.
[QUOTE=Maxx;38387146]I was just standing there, thinking of cool lines to say to him if he breaks in and sees me and shits his pants. My plan was to detain him if he does break in.[/QUOTE] Oh my god it would've been golden if you had said 'Surprise mothafucka'
Good job op! May I ask what country and city you live in? I'm fairly certain you're not in the u.s...
[QUOTE=viper shtf;38633197]Good job op! May I ask what country and city you live in? I'm fairly certain you're not in the u.s...[/QUOTE] I'm in Eastern Europe, that's all I can say.
Fair enough. What are the home and self defense laws like there?
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