Weirdest Website I've ever come across - General

[IMG]http://puu.sh/3dBbR.png[/IMG] This explains a lot.

That website made me dizzy holy fuck, i cannot read though any of it. [editline]12th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Viper104;40996644][url]http://geogoo.net/[/url] what in the shit [editline]11th June 2013[/editline] [url]http://superbad.com/[/url] oh god[/QUOTE] randomly clicked though the site and got to this [quote] Bees. Swarming buzzing bees. Tickling temperamental bees. Bees with pointy painful stingers. The boy poured honey down his back and shook his buttocks left to right. The naked crazy boy. He passed by the beehives, jogging not running. Taking his sweet innocent time, through the grass, toward the white perfumy clover field. The bees rose in a fuzzy brown boil, filtered out their hive, cleaved the air like an arrow aiming for honey-dripping bare-bummed Johnny. Little Johnny boy smiled broad and white, his feet advancing toward the clover, tossing his hips from side to side, breathless voice issuing forth, "Beeeeez. Zzzzzzzhahahahahaaaaaaaa." Little Johnny boy slipped a finger between his perspiring crack, taking away honey as if from the stale edges of a white bread sandwich. Johnny loved the bees, almost as much as the sticky sweet clinging of honey that formed and hung like stalactites from his perineum, dripped dripping drops. The bees closed in. Thousands of bees, their murmuring buzzing chorus titillating little Johnny boy, stingers angry and shining in the sun, quivering mad. Johnny jogged toward the clover field, licking his finger of the sweet sweaty honey. Honeybuns, Johnny thought, and laughed until he fell rolling over the start of clover. Honeybuns, thought Johnny, and he laughed, giggled, a smile playing over his bare freckled puss. "Beeeeeeez!" Johnny exclaimed, as a fuzzy buzzing cloud converged on little Johnny's honey sticky ass. The sun rolled in golden fury, and hours later, when it had turned a dark red, and sunset swollen, little Johnny boy lay stiff and puffy, pink and happy, dead stinking sweet.[/quote] All my wats.

From the site they refference [url]www.zyra.org.uk;[/url] "This eccentric and eclectic site contains thousands of pages of information on a wealth of subjects and an encyclopaedic set of things linked together conceptually, and references to thousands of places around the world. There is so much stuff at this site that it's getting like the big museums where it takes a week to see it all" Seems someone back in ye ole days, has tried to index a shit load of web information, but this someone was a strange eccentric tranny ? [IMG]http://www.zyra.org.uk/i6269g.jpg[/IMG] I found his/her/its test page ! [url]http://www.zyra.org.uk/p2.htm[/url]

has nothing on [url]http://wwwwwwwww.jodi.org[/url]

i think the weirdest thing I ever came across was offering to host/design a website for some dude who asked for it on FP... anyway, I can't remember the details, only going that going to his main current url was about necrophelia hosting a bunch of tutorials on how to fuck corpses and stimulate them with electricity.. needless to say i never offered to do another website for an FP member again

From superbad.com: [quote] by young David Once upon a time there was an ugly man. He lived in the Jungle. He was half man half monster. He ate green gorillas. When he was 3 he was very nice. Then when he was 12 he turned into a monster! His name is the purple graveyard monster. His planet was called oookkyy. He has a space ship. It can go 8,000,000 miles a day. On thursday 1980 he went to earth that very day. Then he saw another planet. It was called earth. Then he landed in the Mississippi river. Then the monster saw something. It was captan America! Captan America fainted. He was hypnotized. Then he got unhypnotized. For that he shot a laser at him. Captan America took his shield out and Palaaka! It reflected back to the monster! [/quote] What the drugs

[URL="http://www.zyra.tv/shades-of-grey-part1.htm"]http://www.zyra.tv/shades-of-grey-part1.htm[/URL] Zyra is a man with schizophrenia. There is a documentary in the link.

That explains so much, thanks man. [editline]13th June 2013[/editline] Also did not expect that voice

poonis.com

[url]www.whale.to[/url]

[QUOTE=Pouch;40976129]this is a weird website i dont even know what is going on in the text it seems its just rambling on about random shit[/QUOTE] Reminds me a lot of [url=http://www.facepunch.com/]another website[/url]

whale.to just seems like every conspiracy theorist ever had a baby

is this super fucking scary website general now?

"How to select lottery numbers."

if he doesn't like to conform why does he dress like everyone else that doesn't want to conform

[QUOTE=Steamswitch;41022484]From superbad.com: What the drugs[/QUOTE] That sounds like something that would show up in Axe Cop.

What...the fuck.

[QUOTE=Big Orca;41033871]if he doesn't like to conform why does he dress like everyone else that doesn't want to conform[/QUOTE] Because insanity.

Wow, this must be a remnant from the 90's, where posting just about anything on the INTERNET made you feel accomplished. I wonder how those methods of mending videotapes, and calculating density hold up against youtube videos teaching the same things.

Might as well post this [URL]http://www.973-eht-namuh-973.com/[/URL] Some kind of religious site made by an insane mathematician (or a sane one, there are pictures of what is probably the creator on the site) Seems to be about a religion that combines math, symmetry, the alphabet, and some Hindu and Egyptian stuff to create divine truth, props to anyone that can figure out what it [I]means.[/I]

i find it admirable that this person has devoted him/herself so entirely to this project

[QUOTE=Quark:;40985850]I disagree This website is [I]much[/I] weirder. [url]http://www.resn.co.nz/threaded/[/url][/QUOTE] [img]http://gyazo.com/0d60efb74d9dc4217b50faf707d302fd.png[/img] Oh okay. But, I might as well post this: [url]http://www.otkroveniya.com/[/url]

Everything in this thread is giving me the creeps.

[QUOTE=FemoMadness;41023586][URL="http://www.zyra.tv/shades-of-grey-part1.htm"]http://www.zyra.tv/shades-of-grey-part1.htm[/URL] Zyra is a man with schizophrenia. There is a documentary in the link.[/QUOTE] I don't even know what to think of this guy. He dresses like a tranny (He has a CD necklace), but is proficient in welding and electronics. His house is a mess. There is toast and dead fish hanging from clotheslines. At the same time, he talks and writes very good.

I'm getting a 'WORLDS' vibe from all this. Remember that? Strange things, yo. Strange things.

[QUOTE=Cheesedragon;41054973]Might as well post this [URL]http://www.973-eht-namuh-973.com/[/URL] Some kind of religious site made by an insane mathematician (or a sane one, there are pictures of what is probably the creator on the site) Seems to be about a religion that combines math, symmetry, the alphabet, and some Hindu and Egyptian stuff to create divine truth, props to anyone that can figure out what it [I]means.[/I][/QUOTE] [t]http://www.973-eht-namuh-973.com/gallery%20button/gallery%20images/24.JPG[/t] :pwn:

Looks like it was made by a schizophrenic.

Oh my god, I love these types of websites. And yeah, they're probably made by schizophrenic people. Here's another one: [url]http://www.t0.or.at/zero.htm[/url]

I remember the zero news thing. It actually has some interesting articles in the links that aren't dead. Try this one on for size. [url]http://www.sixsecondsunrise.webs.com/[/url] Also, can anyone give me a link to that one site that's got like. . orange, pink and green Japanese symbols as links to each section of the site? Most of it is actually English, and very well polished, but confusing.

what the hell is that.