• The story of how i ended up taking a Chlamydia test.
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This sounds a lot like a lecture we got last year about STDs, the entire thing implied that everyone had an active sex life and was concerned about getting an STD. Goddamn we're a bunch of freshmen in an honors class, nobody in there was getting any, or in the process of getting any. Most awkward class period EVER.
[QUOTE=Deadollie;18222114]No. I just felt uncomfortable handing over a small pot of my urine to a total stranger in a room full of people that hate me.[/QUOTE] Know you know how i felt when i had a urinary tract infection
You shouldn't have done it. You're a disappointment to us all.
You failed us.
At least they didn't stick a pipe down your dickhole like they used to do.
[QUOTE=Raspo;18229492]At least they didn't stick a pipe down your dickhole like they used to do.[/QUOTE] What if it broke? D:
Well, at least it was free :D
They have your DNA, now they're going to make clones. Facepunch is fucked.
They won't make clones of such unwhorty human specimen.
Haha you're so gullible.
[QUOTE=Raspo;18229492]At least they didn't stick a pipe down your dickhole like they used to do.[/QUOTE] they still do swab if you're having a full sti check done
Man you folded like paper, wet paper at that.
At least you got your bacon roll.
Just got a text message at work this morning. I'm all clear.
[QUOTE=Deadollie;18238710]Just got a text message at work this morning. I'm all clear.[/QUOTE] Well [i]there's[/i] a shock.
[QUOTE=MasterFen006;18222359]You know you can't get an STD if you haven't had sex before?[/QUOTE] What if you sit on toilet wrong?
Should have "accidentally" spilled the pot of piss all over somebody's desk. Or clothing. EDIT: The Sniper would approve.
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