Ask garrus to calibrate her. Or get Joker to find the diddler
Throw the reporter into the raging whirlpool located next to you and hope for something to happen.
It's back... yeeeessss! My life is complete again!
Have JOKER fly her like a NORMANDY SHIP and go BACK to the REAL NORMANDY to prepare yourself for some serious diddler searching.
be a creative metaphor and beat the reporter like a dead horse in a fit of rage.
Fuck her, you've got a diddler to catch.
Run like you've never ran before.
[QUOTE=madmanmad;21766062]Fuck her, you've got a diddler to catch.
Run like you've never ran before.[/QUOTE]
That would be a very slow pace then.
[QUOTE=madmanmad;21766062][B]Fuck her,[/B] you've got a diddler to catch[/QUOTE]
Do that.
If you've never ran before you'd trip because you wouldn't know what your doing.
Use Medigel.
Bitchin' this is back. Flap your arms faster and fly after the diddler.
RIDE the RAGING WHIRLPOOL and see where it takes you.
hide the corpse or eat it. show that your manly, scare those people behind you
Chase after diddler, but bring the corpse with you. You may need it later on.
use her bloody corpse as a gory land sled.
BUY a HQRSE from the MANAGER.
Skin her and use the skin as a sled to go after the diddler! Oh wait it's said already.
Wave your arms faster! It's the only way you can save her!
Fire up the good 'ol laser eyes on something in anger.
And get after that diddler or something.
Stop thinking of mutilating that poor reporter and get that diddlin' sumbitch.
Recap story so far
[QUOTE=theseltsamone;21803885]Recap story so far[/QUOTE]
Please don't We might get accidentally caught in a STUPID FUCKING RECAP LOOP thanks to ZAEED FUCKING EVERYTHING UP.
Hey, now that this is back can people start going back to the chat?
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Please? It's lonely in here by myself.
How about you throw the dead reporter at the Diddler.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;21804919]Please don't We might get accidentally caught in a STUPID FUCKING RECAP LOOP thanks to ZAEED FUCKING EVERYTHING UP.[/QUOTE]
Speaking of which, where the hell is Zaeed? Don't tell me he's still stuck in that time loop...
He's reminiscing about the time he was stuck in a guddamn time loop.
[QUOTE=Dr McNinja;21878143]He's reminiscing about the time he was stuck in a guddamn time loop.[/QUOTE]
While stuck in a time loop. :V
[QUOTE=xp194;21881487]While stuck in a time loop. :V[/QUOTE]
If he keeps this up he'll tear a hole in the fabric of reality.
Just reread the entire comic for shits and giggles and nostalgia, still funny the second time. Maybe even funnier.
I have them all saved on my computer. Planning to put the together when it's finished.
Where did the story go I want my story
Get to work you are lazy
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