ZAEED uses PIMP SMACK on LANKIST to get him to move on with the STORY.
Then ZAEED proceeds to threaten the FPME COMMUNITY with the removal of ME3 if they won't post ideas for him to get out of the time loop.
[QUOTE=piddlezmcfuz;21891481]Where did the story go I want my story
Get to work you are lazy[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=imadaman;21897809]ZAEED uses PIMP SMACK on LANKIST to get him to move on with the STORY.
Then ZAEED proceeds to threaten the FPME COMMUNITY with the removal of ME3 if they won't post ideas for him to get out of the time loop.[/QUOTE]
Lankist got permabanned, idiots.
TH89 and Pascall is posting for him
[QUOTE=clockroach;21898109]Lankist got permabanned, idiots.[/QUOTE]
Your avatar is fitting.
[QUOTE=clockroach;21898109]Lankist got permabanned, idiots.[/QUOTE]
He is still the one making these, just not posting them.
[QUOTE=clockroach;21898109]Lankist got permabanned, idiots.[/QUOTE]
he is still making it and th89 and pascall are posting for him, filthy 09er
Wow you guys can't see a troll
Damn, I saw 8 new posts and got my hopes up. I thought there had finally been an update. Nope, just a troll.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;21911081]Damn, I saw 8 new posts and got my hopes up. I thought there had finally been an update. Nope, just [b]troll[/b].[/QUOTE]
Singular. There was only one.
17 new posts and shit all. This was good until lankist got banned for no reason.
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You decide it's time to go after that FUCKING DIDDLER
[QUOTE=Nevflinn;21771606]Chase after diddler, but bring the corpse with you. You may need it later on.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=spartan-9081;21801638]Fire up the good 'ol laser eyes on something in anger.
And get after that diddler or something.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=RedStar;21803535]Stop thinking of mutilating that poor reporter and get that diddlin' sumbitch.[/QUOTE]
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But you aren't going to be doing any of that stupid shit.
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You can't rush brilliance guys, jesus.
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You corner THE DIDDLER in a DARK ALLEY.
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
No homo, please. >.>
Commence an epic fistfight to the death
Yay, its back. POWER UP your LAZER EYES, then CHANNEL all that LAZER-IFFIC ENERGY into YOUR FIST for a SHEP-TECH: LAZER-FACE-SMASH. Then proceed to SMASH THE DIDDLER'S FACE into a COFFEE CUP. Finally, DRINK the contents of COFFEE CUP that is FILLED WITH THE DIDDLER to prove your MANLY-NESS.
Summon your squad and challenge him to a squad duel.
PUNCH him in the face to establish superiority.
Time for an old fashioned duel. Ten paces. Turn, and fire.
Try and recruit DIDDLER. Then shove DIDDLER out of AIRLOCK.
Challenge DIDDLER to a game of Skyllian Five Poker for his freedom.
ZAEED then makes a FLASH APPEARANCE while still being STUCK IN A STUPID FUCKING TIMELOOP. ZAEED'S PISTOL VERONICA then MISFIRES and KILLS THE DIDDLER, while SHEPARD stands there thinking "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED" since SHEPARD could not see ZAEED. ZAEED is no longer STUCK IN A STUPID FUCKING TIME LOOP. He is now STABILIZED in HOBO SHEPARD TIMELINE.
Edit: TH89 should make an updated version of [url]http://tindeck.com/listen/huxc[/url]
Use LAZER eyes to FRY HIS ASS.
Recruit his then FRIED ASS as a TEAMMATE and leave the REMAINS of the DIDDLER to DECOMPOSE.
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;21925097]Time for an old fashioned duel. Ten paces. Turn, and fire.[/QUOTE]
... your laser eyes.
Call you bro, PQNY to distract the diddler while you charge your laser eyes, then fire them at him.
Diddle his brain with your laser eyes.
be the diddler.
Use [b]COMMANDER DIPLOMACY[/b].
UNMASK the DIDDLER
Realize you aren't wearing you aviators!
How can you say all cool quips without your aviators?
REALIZE that you are NOT FACING THE DIDDLER giving him AMPLE TIME to SNEAK UP BEHIND YOU and KILL YOU causing ANOTHER, EVEN MORE STUPID FUCKING TIMELOOP.
The first thing you need to do is put on your aviators. Once that is done break the diddlers legs and punch through his chest and eat his heart for courage.
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