The MERCENARY has clearly challenged you to a SEIZURE-OFF. You say IT'S ON.
Can someone repost the MEPaint Adventure song?
Exploit the MERCS' WEAKNESS of not being able to SEE at more than ONE FRAME PER SECOND due to the PARTICLE EFFECTS not being CALIBRATED and RUN AWAY
[QUOTE=Zombii;20803164]Can someone repost the MEPaint Adventure song?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://tindeck.com/listen/huxc[/url]
If that works.
(If Legion were there he'd kick their asses with his Robot)
Make GARRUS do a few dozen WINDMILLS
[QUOTE=TAU!;20803436](If Legion were there he'd kick their asses with his Robot)
Make GARRUS do a few dozen WINDMILLS[/QUOTE]
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Using your LAZER EYES, attempt to REDUCE THE OTHER MERCS to PILES of PARTICLE EFFECT ASHES.
Counter the PARTICLE EFFECTS by REGURGITATING the POORLY RENDERED PARTICLE EFFECTS you drank at the bar earlier.
Tell your SQUADMATES to throw the DEAD BODIES at the other MERCS and continue to SERVE them.
Ask who is creating said PARTICLE EFFECTS. If it is the BIOTIC GOD, use your RENEGADE FLY POWER to FLY into the BIOTIC GOD'S POCKET and STEAL HIS CREDIT CHIT.
If it is SAMARA, use RENEGADE FLY and FLY INTO her MASSIVE SPACE CLEAVAGE.
Let the biotic MERC have a shot at DANCING.
Also, tell GARRUS and MORDIN to move their MERCS around, they are looking a little unlively...
Throw the MERC BODIES at the BIOTIC MERC and then BEAT HIM with the STICKS
[QUOTE=RikRikRIk;20802902]watch what'll happen then decide what to do[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/MSpaint%20Shepard/page323.png[/IMG]
You decide to do absolutely NOTHING useful as you watch all the MERCS get plugged into the CEILING like horrible, bloody christmas lights.
[IMG]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/MSpaint%20Shepard/page324.gif[/IMG]
This dude looks imposing.
He has so many particle effects.
LIGHTLY PUSH the DUDE while his back is turned, thus making him REALIZE he is HIGH.
Have MORDIN and GARRUS beat up the BIOTIC GOD as if they were PISSED-OFF COPS. Then SNORT THE PARTICLE EFFECTS.
Fucking bash his VOLUS SKULL in with the STICKS
> Topple him over slowly...
LISTEN to what he has to SAY, then GARRUS and MORDIN THROW their STICKS at the VOLUS
GROVEL before this GODLIKE BEING and ask politely for him to join RAGTAG MULTI-SPECIES TEAM.
Wave your COMMANDER DICK at the BIOTIC GOD
Ask the BIOTIC VOLUS to lead the group to the MURDER SUSPECT.
BOW DOWN to BIOTIC GOD
INVITE the BIOTIC GOD to your crew
Ask why the BIOTIC GOD interrupted your dance off.
Throw the STICKS at the BIOTIC GOD.
[QUOTE=CAPSLOCKNINJA;20804609]Have MORDIN and GARRUS beat up the BIOTIC GOD as if they were PISSED-OFF COPS. Then SNORT THE PARTICLE EFFECTS.[/QUOTE]
I agree with this man.
Have a SEIZURE at the BIOTIC GOD. While he's DISTRACTED, have GARRUS beat the SHIT out of him.
TELL the VOLUS that he can totally KILL whatever's in the door BEHIND SHEPARD. Have SAMARA wait there, also. When the VOLUS passes you, SARCASTICALLY say, "charge".
Or better yet tell GARRUS to shove the STICK up his TURIAN HOLE then make him BEAT the BIOTIC GOD to SHIT.
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*with shit
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