CHALLENGE the BIOTIC GOD to a DANCE OFF. If he LOSES, FORCE him to GIVE YOU his INFORMATION and have him JOIN YOUR TEAM. If he wins, PISS AND MOAN until he gives in and does what I said before.
RECRUIT the VOLUS and give him a STUPID NICKNAME
Use SHEPARD'S PELVIC THRUST to unleashe a massive force so strong that it will take out the BIOTIC GOD'S shield.
[QUOTE=ShockbattMatt;20805384]RECRUIT the VOLUS and give him a STUPID NICKNAME[/QUOTE]
like Niftu Cal thats fucking stupid
Name him KKHHHHHK (Cus that's how they breathe)
I don't think they understand that you pick what SHEPARD does. You don't pick what happens, you just pick SHEPARD's actions.
[QUOTE=Javascript;20805525]I don't think they understand that you pick what SHEPARD does. You don't pick what happens, you just pick SHEPARD's actions.[/QUOTE]
lol u got lectured on that
[QUOTE=Shibbey;20802797][QUOTE=Javascript;20805525]Encounter BIOTIC VOLUS. BIOTIC VOLUS attempts to replace BLASTO, wherever the hell he ended up at. BIOTIC VOLUS charges into the MERC LEADER'S HQ. BIOTIC VOLUS is gibbed instantly in a horrifying explosion. GARRUS makes a pun and SHEPARD brofists him.[/QUOTE]
Lankist controls the enviroment, we can only decide what Shep or whoever we're playing as does.[/QUOTE]
I take the complicated stuff into consideration, i.e. "wait to get rescued by a multi-species team" lead to Jacob actually showing up when I hadn't planned on it.
But I can't do any commands that aren't a single, immediate action.
i.e. I can do "Hit your face against the wall"
but I can't do "hit your face against every wall in the city and then ride bruce into space and have sex with everything forever."
because that would require more than 2 frames of animation
HUG the VOLUS.
[QUOTE=RikRikRIk;20805703]lol u got lectured on that[/QUOTE]
That I did. I realized my mistake and edited my posts thusly.
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[QUOTE=Lankist;20805762]I take the complicated stuff into consideration, i.e. "wait to get rescued by a multi-species team" lead to Jacob actually showing up when I hadn't planned on it.
But I can't do any commands that aren't a single, immediate action.
i.e. I can do "Hit your face against the wall"
but I can't do "hit your face against every wall in the city and then ride bruce into space and have sex with everything forever."
because that would require more than 2 frames of animation[/QUOTE]
so for example if I suggested FUCK THE VOLUS INTO SUBMISSION WHILE GARRUS CALIBRATES HIS SEIZURE AVIATORS WHILE GRUNT YELLS I AM KROOOOOOOGAN and fists , that's out the window? (summarizing every single meme in this thread)
use the MERC'S legs to swing at the BIOTIC VOLUS (use the hanging MERCS' legs as monkey bars)
[QUOTE=GuyNumbers;20805770]HUG the VOLUS.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Javascript;20805774](summarizing every single meme in this thread)[/QUOTE]
You missed fisting.
Play dead and hope the Volus is too high to notice.
Ask him to join your SQUAD.
[QUOTE=GuyNumbers;20805846]You missed fisting.[/QUOTE]
Appending with FISTING.
[QUOTE=GuyNumbers;20805770]HUG the VOLUS.[/QUOTE]
Intimidate the Volus by summoning [b][highlight]YOUR OWN PARTICLE EFFECTS[/highlight][/b].
Challenge him to a dance off
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;20804613]Fucking bash his VOLUS SKULL in with the STICKS[/QUOTE]
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This doesn't seem like an effective strategy!
Take off the optional helmet and show him how awesome you are.
Jam STICKS up the BIOTIC GOD and use him as your TRUSTY NEW STEED towards the next room using STICKS as TASSELED HANDLEBARS.
CHAT with the VOLUS as you WAIT for GARRUS and MORDIN to SLOWLY BEAT him to DEATH
[QUOTE=Wingedwizard;20806280]Intimidate the Volus by summoning [b][highlight]YOUR OWN PARTICLE EFFECTS[/highlight][/b].[/QUOTE]
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Tell GARRUS to calibrate the STICKS.
Push him over so that he can't get back up.
tell BIOTIC GOD to take a NAP.
CALL the VOLUS a FAT TUB OF SHIT
Have GARRUS CALIBRATE either the VOLUS or the STICKS
Have MORDIN gently PUSH him.
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