[QUOTE=the_killer24;20826765]SHIN AKIBA is actually a DISTRICT of ZAKERA WARD.
(I think.)[/QUOTE]
I think its another ward, not just a district.
Do DOUBLE HAMMERTIME to make up for lost time. And advance the story
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[QUOTE=Tasr;20829131]BEAT the cop with GODKILLING STICK for renegade points.[/QUOTE]
Agreed. ^
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[QUOTE=Atom Seven;20830677]Do DOUBLE HAMMERTIME to make up for lost time. And advance the story
[editline]07:42AM[/editline]
Agreed. ^[/QUOTE]
Also Need Bruce Willis CAR CHASE.
[url]http://notch.tumblr.com/post/452037237/i-like-gorillaz-i-like-bruce-willis-ergo-i-like[/url]
Take Samara back to the ship.
Upgrade the Ship with Aviators.
Calibrate the aviators.
Seizure.
Find SAMARA and prod her TITS with the GODLIKE ENTITY KILLING STICK.
Make Garrus calibrate the ASARI DETECTIVE for any USEFUL INFORMATION.
Also, my first post. Whoop-de-doo.
Spontaneously BREAK OUT INTO SONG and begin to SING OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD and DANCE, raising the QUESTION to the ASARI INVESTIGATOR:
"What the fuck is HIS problem?"
To which GARRUS RESPONDS, "He always does this. Claims to have some HUMAN DISEASE pronounced 'TOR-EET-Z' (INSERT 1-FINGER AIR QUOTE) or something. Damn if I know."
Causing MORDIN to answer, "Yes yes, true disease only happens with Humans. Causes spontaneous outbreaks of which vary depending on severity. SHEPARD has MODERATE TO SEVERE and goes into fits of DANCING and SINGING. Less severe cases can have uncontrollable swearing. Originally thought SHEPARD had that as well, but found out was only SHEPARD'S RENEGADE-NESS that caused his FITS OF UNPRECEDENTED SWEARING. Other, less important symptoms as well."
Wait PATIENTLY while LANKIST does his CRAZY DRAWING.
This thread is DYING.
You are now BRUCE WILLIS.
[QUOTE=Tasr;20829131]BEAT the cop with GODKILLING STICK for renegade points.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/MSpaint%20Shepard/page330.gif[/IMG]
"Turns out police work isn't so hard when you actually SMACK A BITCH UP!"
Your renegade ranking is now DOUCHE LUNAR MODULE.
REMOVE optional helmet, SMEAR GODLIKE ENTITY BLOOD on your face to claim DOMINANCE
Advance PLOT
[QUOTE=Peacekid;20837706]REMOVE optional helmet, SMEAR GODLIKE ENTITY BLOOD on your face to claim DOMINANCE[/QUOTE]
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You put on some WAR PAINT.
This shit is seriously weirding the DETECTIVE out.
POLITELY ASK the DETECTIVE where SAMARA is so you can RECRUIT her for your RAG TAG TEAM since you killed the GOD LIKE ENTITY for her
Give your BROS some WARPAINT!
Lazer your way to the NEXT PLOT POINT.
Go talk to SAMARA
Shepard: Frolic in the BLOOD of the GOD.
[QUOTE=Empty Donut Box;20837829]POLITELY ASK the DETECTIVE where SAMARA is so you can RECRUIT her for your RAG TAG TEAM since you killed the GOD LIKE ENTITY for her[/QUOTE]
OPEN your INVENTORY and get PHAT LOOT.
Incidentally, this was funnier when it bore some semblance to the actual ME story.
[QUOTE=Empty Donut Box;20837829]POLITELY ASK the DETECTIVE where SAMARA is so you can RECRUIT her for your RAG TAG TEAM since you killed the GOD LIKE ENTITY for her[/QUOTE]
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You LAZER the fuck back into the POORLY LIT MORGUE.
Advance The Plot.
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[QUOTE=lead_poison;20838370]OPEN your INVENTORY and get PHAT LOOT.
Incidentally, this was funnier when it bore some semblance to the actual ME story.[/QUOTE]
Agree ^ 2nd Not first
Also get WEAPONS.
give samara the biotic gods legs in exchange for her joining the squad
Have GARRUS CALIBRATE the LIGHTS in the MORGUE so it can stop being so POORLY LIT
laugh at SAMARA for having Lopsided BOOBS. Then make a gay joke at GARRUS.
Have GARRUS "CALIBRATE" the MOURGE and bring EVERYBODY back to life and have a ZOMBIE LASER DANCE OFF.
Have SHEPARD BREAKDANCE on the MORGUE TABLE
Search the POORLY LIT MORGUE for PRECIOUS CARGO.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;20839388]Search SAMARA'S CLOTHS for PRECIOUS "CARGO".[/QUOTE]
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