Call the SHADOOW BRUCE and make him MANIPULATE the JUSTICAR to join your RAGTAG GROUP.
Open INVENTORY, CONVERT ALL LOOT to OMNIGEL. Have OMNIGEL SNOWBALL FIGHT. Ask JUSTICAR SAMARA to join.
So am I the only one who remembers how in ME1 loot from enemies would just build up and then give you a giant list when you opened your inventory? God only knows how many guns they have already.
[QUOTE=lead_poison;20839942]So am I the only one who remembers how in ME1 loot from enemies would just build up and then give you a giant list when you opened your inventory? God only knows how many guns they have already.[/QUOTE]
I remember it, halfway through the game
I got a message that said "YOU ARE NEARING THE ITEM CAP"
I was like "WHAT" Then I just recycled everything under V
Also, ADVANCE the PLOT.
IMPRESS SAMARA with your SWEET LASER SHOW to convince her to join your squad
have TIT SEX with SAMARA
INITIATE PROJECT LAZARUS on LANKIST since he APPEARS TO BE DEAD.
Then ASK what the WHOLE POINT of RECRUITING SAMARA is since once we CHASE DOWN THE DIDDLER/JACOB we will most likely STUMBLE UPON ZAEED before he KILLS T.I.M. and STOP HIM from KILLING T.I.M. henceforth FIXING THE TIMELINE so we can get onto some REAPER ACTION.
And finally RECRUIT the LARGE TITTED ASARI NAMED SAMARA.
Edit: Are we going to go through with some LOYALTY MISSIONS as well?
his computer is fucked
[QUOTE=Bert the Turtle;20840840]his computer is fucked[/QUOTE]
Download most recent PATCH to fix the GAME's BUGS.
Recruit SAMARA and give her a SILLY NAME.
Bend the colour of your LASER EYES to BLACK LASER EYES in order to show a CONNECTION with the ASARI. Thus impressing SAMARA.
[QUOTE=lead_poison;20839942]Open INVENTORY, CONVERT ALL LOOT to OMNIGEL. Have OMNIGEL SNOWBALL FIGHT. Ask JUSTICAR SAMARA to join.[/QUOTE]
holy shit this
REALIZE you don't WANT a CELIBATE ASARI BIOTIC on your SHIP and find a NEW SQUADMATE.
[QUOTE=lead_poison;20839942]Open INVENTORY, CONVERT ALL LOOT to OMNIGEL. Have OMNIGEL SNOWBALL FIGHT. Ask JUSTICAR SAMARA to join.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=lead_poison;20839942]Open INVENTORY, CONVERT ALL LOOT to OMNIGEL. Have OMNIGEL SNOWBALL FIGHT. Ask JUSTICAR SAMARA to join.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=lead_poison;20839942]Open INVENTORY, CONVERT ALL LOOT to OMNIGEL. Have OMNIGEL SNOWBALL FIGHT. Ask JUSTICAR SAMARA to join.
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Stick the god like stick thing in her pooper.
[QUOTE=Lambeth;20847462]Stick the god like stick thing in her pooper.[/QUOTE]
To expose the moons and scan them for minerals.
Put on your guddamn space hockey mask and start shooting EVERYTHING with your guddamn shotgun.
Wait, why are we recruiting these people anyway?
[QUOTE=Shibbey;20849835]Wait, why are we recruiting these people anyway?[/QUOTE]
From what I can recall, to chase down THE DIDDLER.
The diddler is a menace and he must be stopped.
RECRUIT Samara. INQUIRE about possible HOT MIND VAMPIRE DAUGHTER she might have that we could replace her with (after killing her).
Also, INITIATE PROJECT LAZARUS on GOD-LIKE BEING and RECRUIT him.
WAIT WAIT WAIT, if we could initiate PROJECT LAZARUS on crappy ol' CONRAD, why couldn't we do it to T.I.M.?
Because things are already too awesome?
Eh, whatever. Can we continue with the story? Or has Lankist just given up?
Because TIM is dead so TIM can't fund the Lazarus project on himself.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;20852110]Eh, whatever. Can we continue with the story? Or has Lankist just given up?[/QUOTE]
He's probably asleep.
[QUOTE=Dr McNinja;20852123]Because TIM is dead so TIM can't fund the Lazarus project on himself.[/QUOTE]
Call the SHADOOW BRUCE and ask him to HACK TIM's bank account.
Pretty long time to be sleeping...
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