[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;50075442]Don't take this the wrong way, but you're the first african american-facepuncher I've seen in ages.[/QUOTE]
well me and sparks are half each so i guess by our powers combined we're one african america together
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;50075442]Don't take this the wrong way, but you're the first african american-facepuncher I've seen in ages.[/QUOTE]
what about Mysterious? :v:
Hey guys, I just came back from 1973
[t]http://i.imgur.com/4iCFCMJ.jpg[/t]
It was alright.
[t]https://my.mixtape.moe/uopdbg.jpg[/t]
#oioi
:snip:
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;50077385][t]https://my.mixtape.moe/uopdbg.jpg[/t]
#oioi[/QUOTE]
when your mom doesn't understand gay people at the dinner table
would you kiss limmy
[media]https://youtu.be/jQAjGmPtlN0?t=134[/media]
[QUOTE=Mallow234;50078460]Dude
That's lewd[/QUOTE]
I find that hard to believe coming from you of all people.
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;50080687]I find that hard to believe coming from you of all people.[/QUOTE]
Dude
That's rude >:c
[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;50080666]would you kiss limmy
[media]https://youtu.be/jQAjGmPtlN0?t=134[/media][/QUOTE]
i saw this guy on scottish patter
still can't understand him
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;50077385][t]https://my.mixtape.moe/uopdbg.jpg[/t]
#oioi[/QUOTE]
Havent seen this pic in a good 4-5 years
[QUOTE=geogzm;50081111]i saw this guy on scottish patter
still can't understand him[/QUOTE]
an accent so thick not even MI5 could crack it
[editline]6th April 2016[/editline]
in other news, i'm trying to pick out a gun safe for my future arsenal of bad dragon products
any suggestions
[QUOTE=_jesterk;50081522]an accent so thick not even MI5 could crack it[/QUOTE]
It's so thick that the CC automatically started auto-translating it from French. :v:
[QUOTE=_jesterk;50081522]an accent so thick not even MI5 could crack it
[editline]6th April 2016[/editline]
in other news, i'm trying to pick out a gun safe for my future arsenal of bad dragon products
any suggestions[/QUOTE]
I would suggest tall but not wide safe, preferably enough room for two shotguns, or two XL chance's at that point. Lube in the ammunition slots.
Keyed or numerical keypad is entirely up to you. Just make sure it's actual steel and not fucking fake chinese aluminium that would melt if someone sneezed on it.
On a more serious note, try something as simple as a shoe box.
[t]http://www.qiyuepackaging.com/pic/201342122541780862.jpg[/t]
I just emptied one of my drawers and used it for the naughts.
I use an old suitcase with a code lock for my "equipment".
mines in the box my headphones came in, nobody rly snoops in my room enough to notice anything. I still have the bag that it comes in because it had the cool BD logo on it and its lying on the floor somewhere.
I don't want things up my butt, am I still acceptably gay
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50082010]I don't want things up my butt, am I still acceptably gay[/QUOTE]
You're in denial.
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50082010]I don't want things up my butt, am I still acceptably gay[/QUOTE]
I don't either and I'm super fucking gay so yes
Only my mom lives with me. One day, I found my toy outside of the box I keep it in, just sitting on the floor in the closet I store it in.
She usually sees if I hide weed or something drug related... not so much anymore.
Well, I've never tried to stick anything up my butt, so...
i used a makeshift buttplug years ago and never again
there's petroleum jelly in the bathroom and i'm home alone so i can use it again right now :wideeye:
[QUOTE=MasterKade;50082776]i used a makeshift buttplug[/QUOTE]
well there's your problem
broke and 17 fam
Yeah I like dissolving plastics in my asshole too.
I actually got my hands on a 'buttplug' that had way too short of a base so I use it a prostate massager instead and by god it's the best. Think it was the first hands-free I had.
Oh wait this isn't TMI tuesday
I just use a thin lockbox that you could cut open with a knife. It sends the privacy message if it is seen.
Still no toys of my own. Gotta step up my gay game.
I don't have any toys because I have no real sex drive anymore or anything
I don't actually have a relationship drive either lately, I'm just kinda existing and trying not to fail
Rainbow bad dragon dildo represent, also gay
Had a bit of training at my new job today as well, stuff is good woo
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