Gay Chat V. XIV

[AtomicSans]

I can't fathom the mental short-circuiting seemingly everyone goes through when I say I'm bi but I'm becoming involved with a girl

[bitches]

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50140820]I can't fathom the mental short-circuiting seemingly everyone goes through when I say I'm bi but I'm becoming involved with a girl[/QUOTE]

you're becoming straight again
we have to lure you back in with the d

[jp_rsardeto]

congrats you are lesbian

[AtomicSans]

[QUOTE=bitches;50140835]you're becoming straight again
we have to lure you back in with the d[/QUOTE]actions speak louder than words fam

[_jack]

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50140895]actions speak louder than words fam[/QUOTE]

prepare the dong chamber

[jp_rsardeto]

I want a rainbow flag

[Vincentor]

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;50143462]I want a rainbow flag[/QUOTE]

a rainbow wristband would be neat

[Kimr]

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;50143462]I want a rainbow flag[/QUOTE]

I want some ww2 flags and a rainbow. What a fucking combo that would be. :v:

[LordyLord]

I got a little rainbow wristband from the LGBT Center at my uni, it's cute.

[Vomitself]

I wake up with a stomach bug and my boss is making me work an 8-hour shift today anyway.

This is going to be awful.

[editline]16th April 2016[/editline]

GOOD NEWS, I don't have to work after all. Time to sleep it off

[jp_rsardeto]

[QUOTE=Vincentor;50143521]a rainbow wristband would be neat[/QUOTE]

i would be harassed

[img]https://facepunch.com/fp/flags/br.png[/img]

[_jack]

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;50144201]i would be harassed

[img]https://facepunch.com/fp/flags/br.png[/img][/QUOTE]

rainbow kevlar

[AtomicSans]

just get rainbow powered armor, you'll be fine

[Rats808]

So, I finally had an eye exam earlier today, and picked out a new pair of glasses.
Which means, in 5-10 business days, I'll be wearing these.
[t]http://s7d9.scene7.com/is/image/Lenscrafters/8053672266429_shad_qt?$pngalpha$&wid=680[/t]
:dog:

[jp_rsardeto]

buceta

[Trekintosh]

My legs hurt from, uhhh, exercising in a rhythmic thrusting fashion.

[jp_rsardeto]

my back hurts because of martial arts

[bitches]

my eyes hurt because of sinus pressure

[AtomicSans]

my soul hurts because no sex

[shxwxrs]

i havent had sex in YEARS

[gerbe1]

[QUOTE=_jesterk;50136088]decided to shave everything down, now i'm smooth as ice :toot:[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=greeley;50136188]I really need to trim downstairs, i've got really lazy with maintenance recently.[/QUOTE]

You should all do what I did and get a brazilian wax (plus armpits, minus treasure trail). It was a most excellent decision (AND I did it after three months of doing [I]nothing[/I] so you'd think it would hurt a lot, but actually, nope just a little:

[IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/dDK4RfO.png[/IMG_thumb]
(ignore demon eyes)

Do not do this:
[QUOTE=Mallow234;50136123]I want to do this but it takes so looooonggg
I should buy an epilator but money is tight[/QUOTE]
Ow. Too many ingrown hairs!!!

As a side note, that image above I found out (as part of my due dilligence on posting photos of me to the internet) looks visually similar too...
[IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/TMtRL2u.png[/IMG_thumb]
I think this means... I look pretty :3 / I used the exact same filter they did.

[editline]17th April 2016[/editline]

Also pretty sure you all went to sleep.

[.Ducky]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50147340]im bi[/QUOTE]

same tbh

[Deleted1912]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50147340]im bi[/QUOTE]

I thought ur gay

[Boozy&Bitter]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50148018]im gaybi[/QUOTE]

Wow there goes the liberal tumblr agenda inventing sexualities again!

[Cornish]

[QUOTE=Ax3l;50138195]I did the exact same thing. :suicide:

Who the hell puts the voice-activation button on shift out of all things?[/QUOTE]

i actually use shift for all my voice communication and a side mouse button to run

im a freak

[_jack]

[QUOTE=Rubs10;50148825]Wow there goes the liberal tumblr agenda inventing sexualities again![/QUOTE]

[URL="http://www.types.coffee/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/coffee-drinks.png"]here's a list of sexualities, educate yourself shitlord[/URL]

[Broguts]

[QUOTE=_jesterk;50149523][URL="http://www.types.coffee/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/coffee-drinks.png"]here's a list of sexualities, educate yourself shitlord[/URL][/QUOTE]

Flat White describes me in more ways than I would care to admit.

[Kimr]

[QUOTE=Cornish;50149426]i actually use shift for all my voice communication and a side mouse button to run

im a freak[/QUOTE]

Why?!

[Grim_2o0o]

The only thing straight about me is my coffee.

fucking milk

[_jack]

my 'favourite' type of coffee would have to be americano

the only reason it exists is because american G.I.'s had no milk, so instead they used hot water to dilute the flavour :v:

plus it's just generally a good drink so