Gay Chat V. XIV

[Fence]

Visit Finland and buy ice cream from me.

[Senn]

[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;50169542]Visit Finland and buy ice cream from me.[/QUOTE]

Sure sign here: *

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* You have to pay it all for me :smug:

[Deleted1912]

visit germany

[_jack]

come 2 brasil

[editline]20th April 2016[/editline]

anyway i got a POT ROAST cookin :lick:

[Pvt. Martin]

Visit Chicago, we have a nice river tour, and deep dish pizza.

[Senn]

Does anyone have any guides on how to escape Chicago I'm lost here

[Grim_2o0o]

go away, intruders will be shot.

[Sparktimus]

don't come to tennessee no qt bois here sorry

[Fence]

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;50170852]go away, intruders will be shot.[/QUOTE]

I intrude Sweden on a weekly basis.

You can't stop me.

[_jack]

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;50170852]go away, intruders will be shot.[/QUOTE]

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[fog]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50170152]Visit new zealand :([/QUOTE]

i already planned on visiting australia

[Kimr]

[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;50171117]I intrude Sweden on a weekly basis.

You can't stop me.[/QUOTE]

Can you intrude me?

[_jack]

GCT summer camp 2016?

[Sparktimus]

We'll be like a reverse gay therapy camp, instead turning people gay and making them see how great cocks and asses can really be!

[sp]actually that sounds just as harmful as those other camps :v:[/sp]

[Thomo_UK]

When you are pretty horny but no relief.

[Sparktimus]

When fapping just ain't cutting it

[Fence]

[QUOTE=kimr120;50171176]Can you intrude me?[/QUOTE]

I'm not a rapist.

I am but a humble tourist.

[Pvt. Martin]

[QUOTE=SenhorCreeper;50170588]Does anyone have any guides on how to escape Chicago I'm lost here[/QUOTE]

Take the Blue Line to O'Hare.

[AtomicSans]

I've been thirsty as fuck lately, FUCK small towns and their high schools

[IForgotPassword]

I remember when I lived in a small town for highschool. People say you'll miss it when you move to the city.

4th year in a city and I still never want to go back.

[AtomicSans]

I cannot picture missing this shit. City here I come.

[.Ducky]

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50171484]I've been thirsty as fuck lately, FUCK small towns and their high schools[/QUOTE]

Do your schools not have water fountains??

[jp_rsardeto]

I'm fab

[AtomicSans]

[QUOTE=Duck M.;50172430]Do your schools not have water fountains??[/QUOTE]Well I live in california so not any working ones, no

[Lewdis]

[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;50171336]When you are pretty horny but no relief.[/QUOTE]

That's when the dragons come out to pay :wink:

[kaze4159]

new keyboard

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[gerbe1]

[QUOTE=kaze4159;50173704]new keyboard

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Why does it say Ducky not Coonie?

...

Also I can confirm Berlin is very gay. So gay I walked in to a bar called drama (and got kicked out when I gave a five euro tip to the bartender. In coins. From a distance. Overarm.) Finland is also a place I have visited a Facepuncher and is not very gay at all. In my experience either Sweden or Spain was the gayest of places in europe whilst Prague was the most romantic and therefore still a strong contendor.

But the Polish are the most attractive european gays. I felt one up in the Berlin Hauptbahnhof and he gave me a friends name who took me dj-ing around Warsaw's club scene.

[Shier]

[QUOTE=gerbe1;50173756]Why does it say Ducky not Coonie?

...

Also I can confirm Berlin is very gay. So gay I walked in to a bar called drama (and got kicked out when I gave a five euro tip to the bartender. In coins. From a distance. Overarm.) Finland is also a place I have visited a Facepuncher and is not very gay at all. In my experience either Sweden or Spain was the gayest of places in europe whilst [B]Prague was the most romantic and therefore still a strong contendor.[/B]

But the Polish are the most attractive european gays. I felt one up in the Berlin Hauptbahnhof and he gave me a friends name who took me dj-ing around Warsaw's club scene.[/QUOTE]

:ok:

[IForgotPassword]

What made you feel the need to give the bartender an overarm thrown tip?

I will also hopefully experience the romance of Prague in the not so distant future.

I've also heard stories of people having the best sex of their lives in Prague.

[Lewdis]

I do not condone violence to bartenders I shall have you hunted down if this story is true.