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[QUOTE=Liam968;50183561]90% of all the hot guys goto the top 10% of those who think they're not. #FeelTheBern.[/QUOTE] This statistic is frankly, just too yuge to ignore.

I'm gay-ish This is my first post I've made a mistake

[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;50180554]I disable steam and facepunch comments all people used to comment was having Chen as an avatar way back. Mallow also posts the gay Watch out he'll make you ggey[/QUOTE] every time i see you post i want to post lame stuff on your profile and get disappointed every time

[QUOTE=Azuu;50183736]I'm gay-ish This is my first post I've made a mistake[/QUOTE] Only gay-ish? Sorry, only full gays are allowed here.

[QUOTE=Azuu;50183736]I'm gay-ish This is my first post I've made a mistake[/QUOTE] Hi, gay. We, too, are gay.

big wat

I hung out with my first "high school" boyfriend. We haven't seen for 2-3 years. He basically told me how good his life is and how he met so many handsome boys, etc... And I'm thinking like, my life is shit, depression, no motivation, no job, no handsome men. He totally mentally destroyed me. Even though he didn't mean to.

What's the deal with all of the straight guys looking gay now? It's a total tease. I'm in my last year before going to uni I swear to god I cannot find a single gay in this fucking school. How do I spot a gay in school?

[QUOTE=Sepia Gnome;50183894]What's the deal with all of the straight guys looking gay now? It's a total tease. I'm in my last year before going to uni I swear to god I cannot find a single gay in this fucking school. How do I spot a gay in school?[/QUOTE]Does your school have an LGBT club? If so join that

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50182379]you can find all this and more at your local library[/QUOTE] getting laid is never hard when you have your library card

[QUOTE=Amaurus;50183764]every time i see you post i want to post lame stuff on your profile and get disappointed every time[/QUOTE] Yeah people just now shitpost me on steam instead.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;50183941]getting laid is never hard when you have your library card[/QUOTE] It also doubles as a condom!

[QUOTE=arthurisfine;50183877]I hung out with my first "high school" boyfriend. We haven't seen for 2-3 years. He basically told me how good his life is and how he met so many handsome boys, etc... And I'm thinking like, my life is shit, depression, no motivation, no job, no handsome men. He totally mentally destroyed me. Even though he didn't mean to.[/QUOTE] I know the feel. Even though they don't mean it, just hearing about how amazing someone's life becomes when you're no longer in the picture while you suffer in silence is agonizing.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50183807]Yeah but I'm bi Not everyone here is full gay The full gay beat us bi people up[/QUOTE] ya you better watch out kid

[QUOTE=Mysterious;50184012]I know the feel. Even though they don't mean it, just hearing about how amazing someone's life becomes when you're no longer in the picture while you suffer in silence is agonizing.[/QUOTE] FYI people always make their lives sound better than they actually are when telling you how it is

one of my teeth just chipped on some pistachios.. it was the middle of one of my back teeth, and now theres just a hole where the missing chunk was. It doesnt feel easy to clean inside. Great, now i have potential future dental issues to look forward to. :cry: [t]http://i.imgur.com/dohB4a5.jpg[/t] [editline]23rd April 2016[/editline] i'm never going to eat solid food again ;_;

[QUOTE=kalamari13;50185657]one of my teeth just chipped on some pistachios.. it was the middle of one of my back teeth, and now theres just a hole where the missing chunk was. It doesnt feel easy to clean inside. Great, now i have potential future dental issues to look forward to. :cry: [t]http://i.imgur.com/dohB4a5.jpg[/t] [editline]23rd April 2016[/editline] i'm never going to eat solid food again ;_;[/QUOTE] How often do you see a dentist? You've probably had a cavity building up there for a while and never noticed until a piece broke off I know because that's exactly what happened to me, they had to take the tooth out :cry:

I would definitely go see a dentist ASAP. I actually had a tooth break apart completely when chewing dried peas. But it didn't fit properly in my gums, and so my mouth actually healed with a perfect fitting row of teeth. The (probably false) thought that it was evolution makes me feel better about it.

Aah why does everything wait for one opportune moment to fall apart instead of some good with the bad. This is gay..

What happened lewis....

I am playing an airline manager game and it is amazing and so much better than the facebook one I solved in five seconds. [editline]24th April 2016[/editline] (relevance: airlines are gay because I had sex with a Lufthansa pilot)

Golf Alpha Yankee - 4 5 1 cleared to land on runway four~~ My runway~~~

Do you wanna be my wingman~?

Never mind some good does actually come with the bad, my boss is on crack and hugging me lots. [editline]23rd April 2016[/editline] I think he got in a fight on the way here or something he has a swollen eye

[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/m19DF9Ah.jpg[/thumb] good morning gays

[QUOTE=_jesterk;50187385][thumb]http://i.imgur.com/m19DF9Ah.jpg[/thumb] good morning gays[/QUOTE] Is that a python in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

[QUOTE=_jesterk;50187385][thumb]http://i.imgur.com/m19DF9Ah.jpg[/thumb] good morning gays[/QUOTE]That your snake? Its so cute I would post a new pic of mine but he's shedding so super cranky :<

[QUOTE=Political Gamer;50187416]That your snake? Its so cute I would post a new pic of mine but he's shedding so super cranky :<[/QUOTE] oh no, it's just a pic i lifted from r/sneks :v: don't own a macbook either, sorry to say

sneks r cute

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;50187398]Is that a python in your pants or are you just happy to see me?[/QUOTE] both ;)