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[QUOTE=Gordonator;50257228]So someone I known for years came out to me and no ones ever dropped the gay bomb on me before. Should I be worried that he might try want to fuck me? I think the same way about girls. I wouldn't pass the idea over or anything, I'll try anything once.[/QUOTE] I do not understand why this comment was not jumped on more. No, sorry, just because someone comes out to you does not mean they want to have sex with you anymore than a scantily clad woman you've never met is enticing sex from you. And, if it turns out he has a crush on you, having sex with him 'cause you'll try anything once is a shitty thing to do because the poor guy will spend the next year in agony if you don't wanna do it again. I don't mean to be abrupt but I don't want you to get the wrong idea. If you do end up in a position where you'd have sex (blowjob/brojob/one kiss/two kiss/hardcore anal) with the guy have a decent chat with him explaining exactly where you are coming from. It's not ok to just fuck him and go "soz not a faggot" if he is crushing on you. aka, give the disclaimer "I totally wanna mess around with you but I don't want to hurt your feelings, I don't identify as anything more than curious. I think it's better if I go and seek out another guy to mess around with to confirm that before I do anything with you because I think you are interested in more than a one night stand. [and wouldn't it be great if we could have more than a one night stand]" with [] being the implication you are giving, if not just spelling that out to him directly. [QUOTE=cheetahben;50253164]Trying to get back into the Grindr game is proving much harder than I've been expecting I really want sex and I'm attracted to guys and all but I have no fucking clue to how to start a conversation with someone and then move it to Point B EDIT: messaged a cute guy, we talked for a while, both of us were interested in meeting up, then he decides to randomly stop responding and go offline. Had an anxiety attack over it for some reason I wish I were better at this whole "being gay" thing, every chance I have at a sexual experience ends up being disappointing[/QUOTE] Do not use Grindr if you have anxiety or depression or anything like that. It will compound your poor mental health (this is not something to be ashamed of, mental health is difficult to control and society does not address it appropriately at present - fyi if you are having anxiety attacks over a guy not responding that's poor mental health. I had a million of them; grindr for me was a very bad decision, until I started seeing a psychologist - only then did I meet my three best friends in the whole world, all other best lgbt friends came from irl) ten fold. And be aware that Grindr can induce depression and anxiety in mentally healthy people as well. [QUOTE=IForgotPassword;50267964]Family friends staying for the weekend. Smoked with all the windows open while I was at uni. Entire house and bedroom is full of cigarette smoke. Sinuses play up, bad cold gets worse. My parents need new friends. And also fuck inconsiderate smokers, not sorry about saying it.[/QUOTE] I totally forgot about smoking until I saw this and now I am probably gonna smoke on my balcony. The issue with smoking is it doesn't matter how hard you try, it gets everywhere. Vote for higher tobacco taxes and smoking restrictions. Smokers don't [I]mean[/I] to give you cancer! [editline]7th May 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Penultimate;50268261]My religious aunt texted me out of the blue today. Guys, [I]I think she knows.[/I][/QUOTE] I remember I was coming out of the movies on my birthday when I was about 16 (years after I started watching gay porn - but only if I watched lesbian porn first so that it balanced it out even though I really didn't want to...) with my Godmother and I said my friends and I wanted to go to Sydney to see some video game music and she went completely white and said: "*GASP* [B]WHAT?![/B]" And I clarified and she was all: "OH. THANK GOD. I thought you said [B]GAY[/B] music" and I was all -.-

The only reason I smoke is b/c it makes me look cool and gives me free breaks at work but I dont even do it that often and I dont reek of it, It doesn't even do anything for me really.

[QUOTE=Louis;50268972]The only reason I smoke is b/c it makes me look cool and gives me free breaks at work but I dont even do it that often and I dont reek of it, It doesn't even do anything for me really.[/QUOTE] I don't do it that often but I just taught myself to blow smoke out of my nose just before so that was great fun. And I get totally high off of a long draw so that's a plus as well. I have had my first ever pack of cigarettes (my silly boyfriend is too nice and bought it for me because I was too scared to be judged by the cashier) for about a month and a half now and I haven't even smoked half so. [editline]7th May 2016[/editline] (Smoking causes cancer)

[QUOTE=Vincentor;50267949]i don't have a trophy lying around but i can give you free admittance to my butt as an award instead[/QUOTE]:weeb:

I don't smoke or drink. I'm probably the least cool person on the face of the Earth :v: Tbh, I've never really had the urge to do either. I had a sip of Budweiser once and it tasted awful so I decided to never drink after that. I don't understand why some people think it's such a turn off to drink/smoke. I mean, unless they get shitfaced/high every other night or smoke you out of your own house, it's not a big deal I think.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;50270151]I don't smoke or drink. I'm probably the least cool person on the face of the Earth :v:[/QUOTE] You are pretty cute though

wtf why do you people keep saying this D:

oh HELL no

[QUOTE=Mysterious;50270151]I don't smoke or drink. I'm probably the least cool person on the face of the Earth :v: Tbh, I've never really had the urge to do either. I had a sip of Budweiser once and it tasted awful so I decided to never drink after that. I don't understand why some people think it's such a turn off to drink/smoke. I mean, unless they get shitfaced/high every other night or smoke you out of your own house, it's not a big deal I think.[/QUOTE] I never smoked nor have I taken a liking to alcoholic beverages.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;50270185]wtf why do you people keep saying this D:[/QUOTE] Becauuse it's true?

[QUOTE=Penultimate;50268589]Just some stuff about being a child of the light[/QUOTE] Are you sure you aren't actually a JRPG character? Is your home town currently being attacked by something [editline]6th May 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Mysterious;50270185]wtf why do you people keep saying this D:[/QUOTE] Remember how I said this was a no lying thread That's why

I don't smoke and I don't* drink. * :v:...

I've stopped smoking cigarettes [sp]and I now have a vapestick.[/sp] I haven't smoked cigarettes since monday!

[QUOTE=Zeke129;50270717]Remember how I said this was a no lying thread That's why[/QUOTE] why you all lyin tho

[QUOTE=Mysterious;50270151]I had a sip of [B]Budweiser[/B] once and it [B]tasted awful[/B][/QUOTE] Urine typically does [editline]e[/editline] I've also tried Jack Daniel's before. I wouldn't say it's something I can see myself drinking very much, but it still wasn't as bitter as Budweiser. Even my dad doesn't drink that anymore

i've never smoked or drinked and i'm not planning to i never had any kind of sugary or energetic drinks, never touched a single coke can etc etc i only eat fast food once a month i like being healthy, it's fun [QUOTE=Fhenexx;50270687]Becauuse it's true?[/QUOTE] there's a difference between being cute and being movie star tier handsome, don't get them confused

smoking is bad mkay

drinks and smokes helps you forget about the void

[QUOTE=Vincentor;50271214]there's a difference between being cute and being movie star tier handsome, don't get them confused[/QUOTE] to be perfectly honest, I don't feel like I'm either. I look at myself and can't see anything but an average looking dude, at best. I really don't get why people think I'm all that cute/handsome when there are way better looking dudes here. Maybe there's just something I'm not seeing.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;50271434]to be perfectly honest, I don't feel like I'm either. I look at myself and can't see anything but an average looking dude, at best. I really don't get why people think I'm all that cute/handsome when there are way better looking dudes here. Maybe there's just something I'm not seeing.[/QUOTE] eyy don't worry bout' it

[QUOTE=Vincentor;50271214]i've never smoked or drinked and i'm not planning to i never had any kind of sugary or energetic drinks, never touched a single coke can etc etc i only eat fast food once a month i like being healthy, it's fun[/QUOTE] slowly destroying your body feels good tbh [editline]6th May 2016[/editline] live fast die young xd

I don't smoke...........[sp]cigarettes[/sp]

don't smoke indoors, it ruins any fabric and upholstery [editline]6th May 2016[/editline] now as for cocks you can smoke those just about anywhere :smug:

As a non-smoker, kissing someone who's smoked recently is probably one of my top 5 most unpleasant experiences. Nothing tastes better than old cigarette.

[QUOTE=_jesterk;50271861] now as for cocks you can smoke those just about anywhere :smug:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE] it ruins any fabric and upholstery [/QUOTE]

Not if they swallow :weeb:

[QUOTE=_jesterk;50271861]don't smoke indoors, it ruins any fabric and upholstery [editline]6th May 2016[/editline] now as for cocks you can smoke those just about anywhere :smug:[/QUOTE] If smoke rise from a cock then you're doing something too fast.

[QUOTE=kimr120;50272117]If smoke rise from a cock then you're doing something too fast.[/QUOTE] sounds like a fire hazard. :speedfap:

I think we need to come together as a community to convince Mysterious that he's a cutie fifty million gay chatters can't be wrong

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