When I first came to this thread, I thought to myself, "Maybe they're just in a shitposting phase right now, and it'll pass soon, and they'll return to actual, meaningful discussion."
I was wrong.
Boy I sure do like guys.
I sure would love to suck a dick right now
i want to suck some cigarettes and smoke some dick
dicks cause cancer please be careful
hello i'm a dick addict
whenever i get sad i think about how many dicks thats out there that just needs to be in my mouth
[QUOTE=ep9832;50290000]whenever i get sad i think about how many dicks thats out there that just needs to be in my mouth[/QUOTE]
Not enough dicks.
Don't you sex hungry gays ever think about anything other than penis??? As a Good Christian Boy™ I have never even LOOKED at a penis, not even my own!
[QUOTE=DanTehMan;50290311]Don't you sex hungry gays ever think about anything other than penis???[/QUOTE]
Literally no
[QUOTE=DanTehMan;50290311]Don't you sex hungry gays ever think about anything other than penis??? As a Good Christian Boy™ I have never even LOOKED at a penis, not even my own![/QUOTE]
That's because it's too small.
:cool:
[QUOTE=Rats808;50290332]That's because it's too small.
:cool:[/QUOTE]
Are you [I]suggesting[/I] that three and a half inches is SMALL?? That's a great joke.
yeah man it's all the porn distorting our perceptions of dick size
pls respect microdongs
[QUOTE=DanTehMan;50290345]Are you [I]suggesting[/I] that three and a half inches is SMALL?? That's a great joke.[/QUOTE]
:ok:
[sp]That's the position you put your hand in to jerk off.[/sp]
[QUOTE=DanTehMan;50290311]Don't you sex hungry gays ever think about anything other than penis??? [/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;JbaFq043TiE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbaFq043TiE[/video]
[QUOTE=greeley;50291561]When can we talk about sexy daddy bears?[/QUOTE]
Hi~ :cat:
Not a daddy, but a bear yus.
i took a picture that gives me some windows xp vibes
[t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/71300804/20160510_100222.jpg[/t]
also yay new phone
[QUOTE=nomad1;50284367]Just dropped a fat one on my credit card cause I saw it was approaching 800 dollars. The fuck have I been using it for...[/QUOTE]
Buying dragon dicks.
No wait that's the other canadian.
[QUOTE=Reagy;50292945]Buying dragon dicks.
No wait that's the other canadian.[/QUOTE]
:weeb:
that reminds me i totally have enough to buy another one of those please post suggestions
[QUOTE=Louis;50293426]that reminds me i totally have enough to buy another one of those please post suggestions[/QUOTE]
Go full out and buy a chance.
[QUOTE=Reagy;50292945]Buying dragon dicks.
No wait that's the other canadian.[/QUOTE]
:worried:
horse dicks look weird and my ass is not a bottomless chasm, they're not thick enough either 👀
[QUOTE=elitehakor;50261685]here's hoping wearing my wolfram alpha t-shirt will give me the powers of wolfram alpha and help me pass my calculus 4 final[/QUOTE]
i got a C eyyyyyyyyyyy
[editline]10th May 2016[/editline]
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5168294/ShareX/2016/05/chrome_2016-05-10_13-20-21.png[/img]
i'm noticing a trend
[QUOTE=Louis;50293450]horse dicks look weird and my ass it not a bottomless chasm, they're not thick enough either 👀[/QUOTE]
Don't bash it till you try it, I thought the same, its quite surprising...
[QUOTE=Louis;50293450]horse dicks look weird and my ass it not a bottomless chasm, they're not thick enough either 👀[/QUOTE]
Not [b]thick[/b] enough?!
[QUOTE=Reagy;50293527]Don't bash it till you try it, I thought the same, its quite surprising...[/QUOTE]
I seriously question those .webms I see of someone taking a horse dick as big as a two liter bottle all the way to the base.
Do those people even shit anymore.
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